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Headless Whoresman
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🏡: Brooklyn
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*checks the #bb27 tag*

Rylie is the new HOH!
Simpsons Bart GIF
ALT: Simpsons Bart GIF
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men
May 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"Diversity is discrimination" is literally Orwellian language, like "war is peace, hate is love, slavery is freedom."

You can find it at civilrights.justice.gov
April 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The U.S. Passenger Rail Network 1962 vs. 2005
March 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If he won't watch Wicked with you while practicing shibari and simultaneously discussing how the film is the perfect "baby's first fascism," story, what are you even doing with him???
February 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What were the first two albums you remember buying as a kid?
January 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Happy Inauguration Day
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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If i opened an app and it said thank you tr*mp, id re-delete it
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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sharing under capitalism is theft 🚨
January 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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tomorrow
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I thought the guy sitting next to me on the train was a hot daddy but then I saw he was watching Joe Rogan on YouTube 😔
December 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Recently all of my nightmares have been travel inconveniences 🤔
December 18, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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why do these fits devour… like miss thing is dressed to hit the slopes at a Bushwick warehouse rave
#SpyKids has been added to the National Film Registry
December 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
December 17, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Ru: He “united” the masses and is now giving Drag Race a “shot,” it’s Luigi Mangione!

Luigi: Hi Ru, you look like a Billion bucks…

Ru: Should I call security?

*scattered cackles*
December 14, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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So there’s this meeting in the ladies room later…
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
LEE PACE!?
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Two vital pieces of info b4 Black Friday:

1. Price trackers have proven that Amazon has been slowly hiking prices so they can pretend to slash them on Black Friday/Cyber Monday. There are no actual deals. Just the appearance of them.

2. Amazon workers are on strike

www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...
Amazon workers in 20 countries to protest or strike on Black Friday
Workers and their representatives to press US retailer to respect their rights and take action on the climate crisis
www.google.com
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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Do not cross the picket line

Amazon artificially inflates prices pre-black friday in order to have the appearance of high mark downs without losing profits

No flat screen tv is worth these workers’ health and dignity
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Team Teeny, Rachel, and Andy 😌 #survivor
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
your romantic partner should be your second priority. your first priority should ALWAYS be having a fat ass 😌
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Anyone over 5’7 is tall to me, like you’re all giants
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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What I wake up to nowadays
November 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM