Grumpy Airbrush-Mural Wizard Aesthetic.
I yell at computers for money.
Waited to leave for family weekend for expensive package.
Was outside with dogs when i hear them pull up.
By the time i got the dogs inside and went to front door, he'd left a tag and fucked off.
Didn't even go to door, he left it on the garage
Waited to leave for family weekend for expensive package.
Was outside with dogs when i hear them pull up.
By the time i got the dogs inside and went to front door, he'd left a tag and fucked off.
Didn't even go to door, he left it on the garage
(art by @kaek.bsky.social)
Don't forget to rub a stick of butter on top while it's still hot!
One partial collapse where a sudden hand cramp caused me to touch hot metal and drop it a little
x_x
Don't forget to rub a stick of butter on top while it's still hot!
One partial collapse where a sudden hand cramp caused me to touch hot metal and drop it a little
x_x
One boi isn't fully rised yet, but everyone else is ready to go
One boi isn't fully rised yet, but everyone else is ready to go
You*can* over-proof your bread dough
Don't rely on timers and keep an eye on it
The first rise is called doubling for a reason, it should be about twice the size it started as before you punch it down
You*can* over-proof your bread dough
Don't rely on timers and keep an eye on it
The first rise is called doubling for a reason, it should be about twice the size it started as before you punch it down
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
(Surprise cat tax included)
(Surprise cat tax included)
Just bought myself a Christmas present I've wanted since 2007 >_>
Just bought myself a Christmas present I've wanted since 2007 >_>
It's time for the traditional holiday credit/debit card fraud -_-
I can only imagine that they skimmed it off of a Sheetz terminal again.
It's time for the traditional holiday credit/debit card fraud -_-
I can only imagine that they skimmed it off of a Sheetz terminal again.