GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
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After much thought, griping, complaining, and crying - i'm done here.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
After much thought, griping, complaining, and crying - i'm done here.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
October 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
After much thought, griping, complaining, and crying - i'm done here.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
It's been 15 years.
Everyone I enjoyed writing with for the most part is long gone. Hop jumped the shark long ago and frankly i'm tired of writing this crap, as if this account hasn't gone into Politics Town as is.
So i'm out.
NO I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT LOL
honestly i've been thinking about retiring for a year now actually it's just
man this sucks
honestly i've been thinking about retiring for a year now actually it's just
man this sucks
And you're.. Getting that fulfilled on bluesky? 😭
bro i think i'm just lonely i don't have the heart for that
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
NO I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT LOL
honestly i've been thinking about retiring for a year now actually it's just
man this sucks
honestly i've been thinking about retiring for a year now actually it's just
man this sucks
bro i think i'm just lonely i don't have the heart for that
I like it sometimes if there's buildup to it, and the characters have known each other for a while..
But most of the time I just love raw fuckin ngl 😞💔
But most of the time I just love raw fuckin ngl 😞💔
me who really likes lovey, affectionate smut
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
bro i think i'm just lonely i don't have the heart for that
me who really likes lovey, affectionate smut
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
me who really likes lovey, affectionate smut
" Good, you won't believe how often I have to establish that. "
He said, thinking back to the last time someone stole his cat.
All we'll say here is that someone is one house poorer.
" What would you like me to do? "
He said, thinking back to the last time someone stole his cat.
All we'll say here is that someone is one house poorer.
" What would you like me to do? "
October 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
" Good, you won't believe how often I have to establish that. "
He said, thinking back to the last time someone stole his cat.
All we'll say here is that someone is one house poorer.
" What would you like me to do? "
He said, thinking back to the last time someone stole his cat.
All we'll say here is that someone is one house poorer.
" What would you like me to do? "
" Anything but giving you the cat, he's all I have. "
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
" Anything but giving you the cat, he's all I have. "
Hop turns his head and looks at the writer with a very Jim Halpert-esque expression of "i've just fucked up and i'm tired"
" Ohhhhh boy... Look, i'm sorry. I was messing around; I didn't think I was being hurtful, just a bit of a hellion. "
" Ohhhhh boy... Look, i'm sorry. I was messing around; I didn't think I was being hurtful, just a bit of a hellion. "
October 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hop turns his head and looks at the writer with a very Jim Halpert-esque expression of "i've just fucked up and i'm tired"
" Ohhhhh boy... Look, i'm sorry. I was messing around; I didn't think I was being hurtful, just a bit of a hellion. "
" Ohhhhh boy... Look, i'm sorry. I was messing around; I didn't think I was being hurtful, just a bit of a hellion. "
" Nah, I just don't know you. I didn't actually hurt your feelings, did I? "
He looks genuinely concerned now, before picking up his cat and holding him out to her.
" You okay? Cat? Wanna pet a cat? "
Ganon's contently looking up at her, giving her a high pitched baby meow.
He looks genuinely concerned now, before picking up his cat and holding him out to her.
" You okay? Cat? Wanna pet a cat? "
Ganon's contently looking up at her, giving her a high pitched baby meow.
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
" Nah, I just don't know you. I didn't actually hurt your feelings, did I? "
He looks genuinely concerned now, before picking up his cat and holding him out to her.
" You okay? Cat? Wanna pet a cat? "
Ganon's contently looking up at her, giving her a high pitched baby meow.
He looks genuinely concerned now, before picking up his cat and holding him out to her.
" You okay? Cat? Wanna pet a cat? "
Ganon's contently looking up at her, giving her a high pitched baby meow.
Instructions unclear, Hop's confessing his love to his cat.
" I love you, Ganon! Very good boy. "
Petting his cat with a snicker. Turd.
" I love you, Ganon! Very good boy. "
Petting his cat with a snicker. Turd.
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Instructions unclear, Hop's confessing his love to his cat.
" I love you, Ganon! Very good boy. "
Petting his cat with a snicker. Turd.
" I love you, Ganon! Very good boy. "
Petting his cat with a snicker. Turd.
Reposted by GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
happy canadian thanksgiving and indigenous peoples day
christopher colombus was a prick
christopher colombus was a prick
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
happy canadian thanksgiving and indigenous peoples day
christopher colombus was a prick
christopher colombus was a prick
"..."
Crunchy turning of his head, dust flaking off his neck.
" Oh hell yeah. "
Crunchy turning of his head, dust flaking off his neck.
" Oh hell yeah. "
“Round 2? I can tell you’re still conscious”
Vampire pussy has strange powers.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"..."
Crunchy turning of his head, dust flaking off his neck.
" Oh hell yeah. "
Crunchy turning of his head, dust flaking off his neck.
" Oh hell yeah. "
Vampire pussy has strange powers.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
Plot twist: it’s because she now has his entire lineage in her womb right now
…she isn’t even winded
…she isn’t even winded
hop in the corner
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Vampire pussy has strange powers.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
...surprisingly, it won't be the first time he's had vampire hybrids.
hop in the corner
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
hop in the corner
" It's encased in lead within my bicep but i'd rather not risk you getting cancer on the off chance it doesn't protect shit.
As for me, my nanomachines can help treat stuff at the source. "
He says, tapping on the thicker metal on his prosthetic's bicep.
" I'm Hop, by the way. You? "
As for me, my nanomachines can help treat stuff at the source. "
He says, tapping on the thicker metal on his prosthetic's bicep.
" I'm Hop, by the way. You? "
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
" It's encased in lead within my bicep but i'd rather not risk you getting cancer on the off chance it doesn't protect shit.
As for me, my nanomachines can help treat stuff at the source. "
He says, tapping on the thicker metal on his prosthetic's bicep.
" I'm Hop, by the way. You? "
As for me, my nanomachines can help treat stuff at the source. "
He says, tapping on the thicker metal on his prosthetic's bicep.
" I'm Hop, by the way. You? "
" Not much anymore, but I used to be a soldierwhatareyoudoing. "
He'd pause as soon as she'd start sniffing at his arm, his eyebrow raising.
She could smell steel, gunpowder... and the faint smell of human blood. His own, luckily, but the scent was there nonetheless
" I-- I wouldn't stick my-
He'd pause as soon as she'd start sniffing at his arm, his eyebrow raising.
She could smell steel, gunpowder... and the faint smell of human blood. His own, luckily, but the scent was there nonetheless
" I-- I wouldn't stick my-
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
" Not much anymore, but I used to be a soldierwhatareyoudoing. "
He'd pause as soon as she'd start sniffing at his arm, his eyebrow raising.
She could smell steel, gunpowder... and the faint smell of human blood. His own, luckily, but the scent was there nonetheless
" I-- I wouldn't stick my-
He'd pause as soon as she'd start sniffing at his arm, his eyebrow raising.
She could smell steel, gunpowder... and the faint smell of human blood. His own, luckily, but the scent was there nonetheless
" I-- I wouldn't stick my-
" It's my arm, and my weapon."
He said, replacing the joint from the stump of his prosthetic, carefully taking his metal forearm back from Lumi and reattaching it.
He'd then flex and move his arm, transforming it into its' rifle mode and back to make sure everything was good.
"what's your name? "
He said, replacing the joint from the stump of his prosthetic, carefully taking his metal forearm back from Lumi and reattaching it.
He'd then flex and move his arm, transforming it into its' rifle mode and back to make sure everything was good.
"what's your name? "
October 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
" It's my arm, and my weapon."
He said, replacing the joint from the stump of his prosthetic, carefully taking his metal forearm back from Lumi and reattaching it.
He'd then flex and move his arm, transforming it into its' rifle mode and back to make sure everything was good.
"what's your name? "
He said, replacing the joint from the stump of his prosthetic, carefully taking his metal forearm back from Lumi and reattaching it.
He'd then flex and move his arm, transforming it into its' rifle mode and back to make sure everything was good.
"what's your name? "
He's signing the paper and opening the box up, pulling out what looked to be a mid-sized servo module.
Lumi could see a steel-titanium prosthetic arm on his left side; and it hung limply at his side, the elbow clicking every so often as he'd try to actuate the joint.
" Uh... I'll need your-
Lumi could see a steel-titanium prosthetic arm on his left side; and it hung limply at his side, the elbow clicking every so often as he'd try to actuate the joint.
" Uh... I'll need your-
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He's signing the paper and opening the box up, pulling out what looked to be a mid-sized servo module.
Lumi could see a steel-titanium prosthetic arm on his left side; and it hung limply at his side, the elbow clicking every so often as he'd try to actuate the joint.
" Uh... I'll need your-
Lumi could see a steel-titanium prosthetic arm on his left side; and it hung limply at his side, the elbow clicking every so often as he'd try to actuate the joint.
" Uh... I'll need your-
" Ah, probably my parts. "
He said, taking the box into his hands while his own pet cat stares directly at Lumi, looking less than content as he meows.
Hop then looks at his cat, then back to Lumi, then back to his cat.
" ...Sorry about the cat, I didn't realize the company was sending their-
He said, taking the box into his hands while his own pet cat stares directly at Lumi, looking less than content as he meows.
Hop then looks at his cat, then back to Lumi, then back to his cat.
" ...Sorry about the cat, I didn't realize the company was sending their-
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
" Ah, probably my parts. "
He said, taking the box into his hands while his own pet cat stares directly at Lumi, looking less than content as he meows.
Hop then looks at his cat, then back to Lumi, then back to his cat.
" ...Sorry about the cat, I didn't realize the company was sending their-
He said, taking the box into his hands while his own pet cat stares directly at Lumi, looking less than content as he meows.
Hop then looks at his cat, then back to Lumi, then back to his cat.
" ...Sorry about the cat, I didn't realize the company was sending their-
" ...i'm not the one being sued for you grabbing my remaining pec.
Nor would I sue you because that's kind of silly on either end. "
Nor would I sue you because that's kind of silly on either end. "
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
" ...i'm not the one being sued for you grabbing my remaining pec.
Nor would I sue you because that's kind of silly on either end. "
Nor would I sue you because that's kind of silly on either end. "
" ...i'm fairly certain if I did this it'd be one hell of a lawyer's payday. "
He's just looking at her all confused.
He's just looking at her all confused.
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
" ...i'm fairly certain if I did this it'd be one hell of a lawyer's payday. "
He's just looking at her all confused.
He's just looking at her all confused.
the urge to leave grows yet again after seeing yet more diaper shit
October 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the urge to leave grows yet again after seeing yet more diaper shit
" ..i'm honestly not even horny I just want a hug or some shit. "
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
" ..i'm honestly not even horny I just want a hug or some shit. "
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
" Certainly not as much as you though. "
He'd reload the weapon, handing it back to her.
He'd reload the weapon, handing it back to her.
"Heh, seems you like it."
Watching him spinning the chamber after he popped the bullets out of it.
Watching him spinning the chamber after he popped the bullets out of it.
He'd pop the bullets out of the chamber before spinning it on his finger, testing the action afterward.
" Damn. "
" Damn. "
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
" Certainly not as much as you though. "
He'd reload the weapon, handing it back to her.
He'd reload the weapon, handing it back to her.