Christie
@guccimanes.bsky.social
cooking/baking, powerlifting, shitposting. former therapist, current software engineer
saying a quiet thank you to myself for being the type of Neurotic to obsessively clean my house before going on vacation
June 9, 2023 at 8:38 PM
saying a quiet thank you to myself for being the type of Neurotic to obsessively clean my house before going on vacation
i’m on my second french 75 at the airport lounge and the hot alt redhead bartender from two weeks ago remembers me. nothing can bring me down (that’s a lie i am VERY fragile)
June 9, 2023 at 5:23 PM
i’m on my second french 75 at the airport lounge and the hot alt redhead bartender from two weeks ago remembers me. nothing can bring me down (that’s a lie i am VERY fragile)
the only good thing about the next election will be seeing Pence and Trump debate each other
June 9, 2023 at 2:45 PM
the only good thing about the next election will be seeing Pence and Trump debate each other
gonna tell my grandkids this was nessie
June 8, 2023 at 4:55 PM
gonna tell my grandkids this was nessie
there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes
June 7, 2023 at 3:00 PM
there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes
the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse
June 7, 2023 at 12:52 PM
the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse
we did at least go outside some while social distancing:
June 7, 2023 at 10:19 AM
we did at least go outside some while social distancing:
spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid
June 7, 2023 at 10:17 AM
spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid
irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions
June 7, 2023 at 10:15 AM
irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions
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Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.
June 1, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.
finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark
May 28, 2023 at 9:56 AM
finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark
airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight
May 27, 2023 at 4:12 AM
airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight
spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it
May 26, 2023 at 2:17 AM
spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it
the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her
May 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her
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Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car
May 20, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car
it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here
May 20, 2023 at 1:35 AM
it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here
nice evening yesterday
May 19, 2023 at 4:20 PM
nice evening yesterday
at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️
May 14, 2023 at 6:37 PM
at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️
going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today
May 14, 2023 at 2:06 AM
going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today
y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it
May 13, 2023 at 4:23 PM
y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it
i need an egg chair more than i’ve ever needed a chair
Behold. It is my egg chair, made for writing whilst listening to the evening birds and frogs on the patio.
May 13, 2023 at 2:06 AM
i need an egg chair more than i’ve ever needed a chair
took the entire day off for TOTK and only just left the sky islands. this is already my game of the year
May 12, 2023 at 11:51 PM
took the entire day off for TOTK and only just left the sky islands. this is already my game of the year
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no more remakes until i get a murderbot tv series just give me a murderbot tv series i am begging u here
May 12, 2023 at 10:07 PM
no more remakes until i get a murderbot tv series just give me a murderbot tv series i am begging u here
happy zelda release day to all who celebrate! my husband has said goodbye for the foreseeable future
May 12, 2023 at 3:49 AM
happy zelda release day to all who celebrate! my husband has said goodbye for the foreseeable future
Queen Charlotte features gay sex and the main characters hate fuck on every even day of the month. the bridgerton folks have figured out their audience (me)
May 11, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Queen Charlotte features gay sex and the main characters hate fuck on every even day of the month. the bridgerton folks have figured out their audience (me)