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grustle.bsky.social
Small Oil
@grustle.bsky.social
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If you are still giving codes to your favorite mutuals on other sites instead of the owner of the most mentally ill post you see every month you are the reason this site has no culture yet
January 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
It’s crazy how many stories the 2010s had of people defecting from America and European countries to join ISIS and then trying to come back given that the “propaganda” videos that won them over were like beheadings and shit. I wonder what they thought the experience would be like.
January 19, 2024 at 7:03 AM
We need more illicit substances that you can get a little bit high from just being near em. It isn’t fair that it’s only cigarettes.
January 19, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I truly believe if we played through Borderlands 2 together Osama bin Laden and I coulda been real ass friends for the rest of our lives. If only the game had come out in 2000 instead of 2012 and also if only I had been born in like 1960 instead of 2001 I coulda save a ton of lives. My bad y’all :(
January 19, 2024 at 6:54 AM
I like that futuristic settings always have futuristic drugs but also they still just drink beer. Everyone’s synapses are so cooked that the only drugs there universes ever show you are like TurboMeth but the only change in the beer world is brand names.
January 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I wanna do sci fi drugs so fucking bad bro. I know the Pen is fun but imagine an inhaler that let you see new colors take no nonlethal fall damage.
January 19, 2024 at 6:34 AM
We would all think that the conspiracy that the Government hired actors to play grieving parents of mass shooting victims to pass gun control bills that don’t even exist was really funny if Alex Jones had fans that could recognize how funny his shit is without taking it seriously.
January 19, 2024 at 6:30 AM
My theory is that Dick Cheney didn’t actually DO 9/11 but he was gonna do a way cooler terror attack on the towers but Osama was just quicker and all the war crimes were more to do with jealousy than terrorism.
January 19, 2024 at 6:24 AM
You can really tell how much Israel wants to be America in the way that they call anyone not on board with their genocide of Palestinians a genocide apologist.
January 19, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Sometimes a poison in my brain makes it so I can’t sleep and I think that maybe trying heroin just one time would be hella clutch
January 19, 2024 at 6:08 AM
You think blue from blues clues ever saw Steve fuckin or goonin or cryin?
January 19, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I would be down to smoke crack if I cooked it. I’m too lazy to get addicted to something that requires that kinda effort every time.
January 19, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Bluesky needs more posters like me who only get 2 likes fr
January 19, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Is its crazy to say that eating pussy is far more intimate than eating ass. I could eat a total strangers ass and not ever think about her again if that was the vibes, but I don’t think I would eat someone out if I didn’t know her name.
January 19, 2024 at 5:58 AM
A taught butthole is the devils plaything. So do anal with people instead or something? Idk really what the moral is. I guess you could just stick things up there until the devil loses interest.I should use the drafts feature instead of posting everything but this site’s mostly drafts anyway I guess
January 19, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I wish I could meet the people make those ads they have on porn sites that use the logos of social media sites and say things like “it’s tiktok with fugly single milfs!” Who are they making the ads for? Are those people clicking them? Why mention that they’re fugly? What’s the return on investment?
January 19, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Baker Mayfield when it’s time to eliminate a fraudulent playoff team in the first round
January 16, 2024 at 4:20 AM
If I legally changed my name to Osama Bin Laden do you think that TSA would stop me from going on a flight even if I posed no security risk?
December 18, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Seems like some qb controversy developing in Kansas City. Who’s really built to lead this team?
December 17, 2023 at 7:04 PM
I’m pretty drunk and gotta be up at 6 for work but given that liquor keeps THE THOUGHTS away that keep me up until 2 am anyway I’m pretty much SAVING sleep!!!!!!
December 10, 2023 at 6:23 AM
ALL TIME NBA Cups:
Lebron: 1
Jordan: 0
But Devin Booker with a gambling addiction with a gambling addiction is the GOAT huh?
December 10, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Fentanyl in coke really fucked perspective up cause now if you know coke doesn’t have fent in it it’s like “yeah that’s pretty much good for me.” Idk I eat Jack in the Box so I guess how much worse could fentanyl be for me anyway.
December 8, 2023 at 7:54 AM
It’s a good thing I wasn’t raised Christian cause if I thought that there was a heaven I would for sure be dead right now. I know that book says you can’t kill yourself or whatever but it doesn’t say you have to look both ways when you cross the street or anything about reaching for a cop’s gun.
December 8, 2023 at 7:36 AM
I’m in the lab trying to combine my two favorite things (Fentanyl and cigarettes)
December 1, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Pronouncing Ces’t la vie like salami
November 30, 2023 at 8:29 AM