Grumpy of Norwood
@grumpyofnorwood.bsky.social
Inventor of the Flat White coffee, circa 1981.
Where are my royalties?
Where are my royalties?
boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof…
either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.
either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.
January 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof boom doof…
either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.
either someone's drilling for oil or I'm having a stroke.
He's baaaaaaaaack...
January 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He's baaaaaaaaack...
It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing
January 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing
Graphic and visual conformity across all areas is the hallmark of a successful brand
January 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Graphic and visual conformity across all areas is the hallmark of a successful brand
Reposted by Grumpy of Norwood
I was watching something set in 300BC, and I thought, how fun it must have been to have years that counted down.
"Happy 300BC!"
"Happy 299BC!"
"Happy 298BC!"
By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable!
"HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1…
"HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"
"Happy 300BC!"
"Happy 299BC!"
"Happy 298BC!"
By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable!
"HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1…
"HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"
January 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was watching something set in 300BC, and I thought, how fun it must have been to have years that counted down.
"Happy 300BC!"
"Happy 299BC!"
"Happy 298BC!"
By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable!
"HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1…
"HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"
"Happy 300BC!"
"Happy 299BC!"
"Happy 298BC!"
By the last few years, the excitement must have been unbearable!
"HAPPY 5BC! Only 5 years to C!" Only 4… 3… 2… 1…
"HAPPY YEAR OF CHRIST!!"
The smarter technology gets, the more stupid people thrive
December 28, 2024 at 10:07 AM
The smarter technology gets, the more stupid people thrive
THAT, I thought, gawping at the girl in front of me in the queue at the checkout, is a dress even Kelly Bundy would hesitate to wear in public.
Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop.
#BahHumbug
Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop.
#BahHumbug
December 24, 2024 at 8:56 AM
THAT, I thought, gawping at the girl in front of me in the queue at the checkout, is a dress even Kelly Bundy would hesitate to wear in public.
Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop.
#BahHumbug
Thank you Baby Jeebus for the gift of #Christmas trollop.
#BahHumbug
Reposted by Grumpy of Norwood
Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Explain this, humankind
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 AM
December 15, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by Grumpy of Norwood
December 14, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I will not touch the Weird Random Christmassy Thing…
December 14, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I will not touch the Weird Random Christmassy Thing…
December 14, 2024 at 12:48 AM
December 12, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
December 12, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Currently between cats, so here's a #MomentOfKong from the past… because cat
Fine. So I might be feeling a bit fucking festive n shit. Deal.
#BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/hgnxxTECLBo?...
#BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/hgnxxTECLBo?...
Don't Stop Christmas Now - (Mariah Carey, Queen) - Mashup
YouTube video by Exightly
youtu.be
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Fine. So I might be feeling a bit fucking festive n shit. Deal.
#BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/hgnxxTECLBo?...
#BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/hgnxxTECLBo?...
This triggers the same happiness gland that the QI Christmas show theme does. #BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...
youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...
Mariah Manson - "All I Want For Christmas is the Beautiful People"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
youtu.be
December 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
This triggers the same happiness gland that the QI Christmas show theme does. #BahHumbug #MashUp
youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...
youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...