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Grumpy
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I am a cat.
I have a ginger brother.
His name is Butters.
We adopted two humans, four years ago.
Butters & I went to a ball, & danced with beautiful, young lady cats.
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December 15, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Sorry I’ve been remiss. Empanada the Cat gave the whole damn fam pneumonia. We’ve recovered.
Thanks. Good to be back.
#Caturday
December 7, 2024 at 4:21 PM
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
As if Thanksgiving with Empanada the Cat wasn’t stressful enough, Butters invited her over for tamales on Christmas Eve!

Sad tidings—Empanada eagerly accepted the invitation.

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November 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Empanada the Cat brought Jezebel Dip—figures!
Happy Thanksgiving, mates!
Grumpy & Butters
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November 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Please remember to check for toxicity on your Thanksgiving table.
Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
Grumpy, Butters, and Empanada the
Cat

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#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Mates, today is a good day to review poisonous foods/flowers for cats.
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November 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
*sidenote

FOODS HARMFUL TO CATS:

Alcohol
Chocolate
Tea, coffee and energy drinks
Cheese and milk
Fat trimmings
Raw eggs, raw meat and raw fish
Grapes and their dried forms raisins, sultanas and currants
Onions and garlic
Xylitol

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#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Chef had prepared a food table for the humans—not the HOUSECATS!—containing toxic food items.
Empanada the Cat had been forewarned.
She did not heed chef’s warning.
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#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Dinner ended abruptly.
It took dog years to explain.
But the narrator shall try.
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November 27, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The dinner hour arrived. Empanada the Cat had been very vocal, meowing and weaving between the hostess’s leg.

If Empanada caused his Mummy to fall, Grumpy feared he would resort to his rebel roots, instead of behaving like the young, gentleman housecat he had become.
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November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The only young, gentleman housecat who showed genuine interest in Empanada the Cat, was Butters.
Was Butters under her sway?
How crucial this would prove to clowder dynamics!
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November 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Light appetizers were served, prior to being seated for dinner.

The young, gentleman housecats were instructed to mingle with guests.

Empanada the Cat craved the spotlight and the catnip.

Empanada’s reenactment of her dance recital had a soporific effect.

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November 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Empanada the Cat pussyfooted right into the house, meowing how she was gluten-free, lactose intolerant, allergic to nuts, in rehab, and recently vegan.
“Yeah, right,” Grumpy soft growled, with his steely green eyes focused on Empanada’s primordial pouch.

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November 26, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Thanksgiving arrived on schedule. It was Thursday.
And, Empanada the Cat arrived a little early, and overdressed—as was customary for a cat of her questionable background. Empanada’s story didn’t add up.
She was known to exaggerate, and meow in different accents.
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November 24, 2024 at 6:11 PM
“Ugh…five more days until Thanksgiving. The house will be full of strange humans and Empanada. However will I survive?” Grumpy dramatically complained to anyone he thought would listen.

The squirrels pretended to care, but their interest was self-serving.
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November 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
“Grumpy is sore. Empanada meows a stem-winder better than anyone. I wish Grumpy could enjoy his Fancy Feast, and breathe in the air of good conversation. Grumpy is the feline version of Twilight vampire, Edward Cullen,” Butters bemoaned.
“I’m going for it!”
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November 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Empanada was a jezebel, often interfering with the bond Grumpy and Butters shared. Grumpy had good reason to meow his concern.
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November 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Butters considered Grumpy’s argument—then carefully responded, “Empanada has nowhere to go this Thanksgiving. Not even up a tree!”
Butters was good like that. Do unto cats as you would have cats do unto you. The Ginger Rule was his motto.
#Caturday
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November 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
“Butters, how could you invite Empanada the Cat over for Thanksgiving? You know she’s demon-possessed!” Grumpy meowed mournfully, like a cat headed to the vet, in a crate, in a car.
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#Caturday
November 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I’m working on a book.
It’s titled: Empanada the Cat Ruins Thanksgiving.

Butters says no one would believe that a cat named Empanada would require a house to need saging and exorcising.

Stay tuned.

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November 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I’ve assessed the herb planter situation, and can confirm there is no CATNIP!
What is the point of marjoram?!!

The Grumpy Gardener

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November 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Now I lay me down to sun,
I pray that it’s okay with Mum.
I’ve nearly cleaned the chair of her,
And, completely covered Mum in fur.

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#NTXWX
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM
November 19, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Butters is watching television on MY mummy!
Yes, I’m sulking.
Your pal,
Grumpy

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November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM