Christy
@gritnglitter.bsky.social
A terrible tongue and a temper for two
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He opens his mouth and every pussy in the area instantly dries up, just goes full Sahara, whether that pussy is a physical one or a spiritual one.
not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
He opens his mouth and every pussy in the area instantly dries up, just goes full Sahara, whether that pussy is a physical one or a spiritual one.
All of our brothers are getting subs for Christmas
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November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
All of our brothers are getting subs for Christmas
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Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
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#MutualAid
I want to think that people have good hearts but this thanksgiving hasn't reinforced that belief. I get that times are tough for everyone but imagine what we're going through daily. I've had noodles for the past 4 days. Please repost
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I want to think that people have good hearts but this thanksgiving hasn't reinforced that belief. I get that times are tough for everyone but imagine what we're going through daily. I've had noodles for the past 4 days. Please repost
www.paypal.me/ChristopherW...
venmo.com/u/Crystal-Wi...
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#MutualAid
I want to think that people have good hearts but this thanksgiving hasn't reinforced that belief. I get that times are tough for everyone but imagine what we're going through daily. I've had noodles for the past 4 days. Please repost
www.paypal.me/ChristopherW...
venmo.com/u/Crystal-Wi...
I want to think that people have good hearts but this thanksgiving hasn't reinforced that belief. I get that times are tough for everyone but imagine what we're going through daily. I've had noodles for the past 4 days. Please repost
www.paypal.me/ChristopherW...
venmo.com/u/Crystal-Wi...
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I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
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Despite his genteel affect, Fred Rogers was never able to escape the Germanic lust for war hard coded into his DNA. Listen to yourself.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Despite his genteel affect, Fred Rogers was never able to escape the Germanic lust for war hard coded into his DNA. Listen to yourself.
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Starbucks knows where we stand. We’ve been clear: more take-home pay, better hours, & resolution of 100s of ULPs.
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities.
www.cnbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Starbucks knows where we stand. We’ve been clear: more take-home pay, better hours, & resolution of 100s of ULPs.
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
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the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Happy consumerism bonanza day!
Throw tomatoes at target/Walmart/Amazon! Get some freaky little presents from artists!
Big corps make the wealthy wealthier & artists are trying to buy wet food for their cats.
Artists, drop your shops!
For a start, check out SquidFacts.net
More of my faves below
Throw tomatoes at target/Walmart/Amazon! Get some freaky little presents from artists!
Big corps make the wealthy wealthier & artists are trying to buy wet food for their cats.
Artists, drop your shops!
For a start, check out SquidFacts.net
More of my faves below
Support Skype a Scientist with the Squid Facts shop!
The Squid Facts shop supports Skype a Scientist! We match scientists with classrooms, scout troops, and libraries. We also connect people with...
SquidFacts.net
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy consumerism bonanza day!
Throw tomatoes at target/Walmart/Amazon! Get some freaky little presents from artists!
Big corps make the wealthy wealthier & artists are trying to buy wet food for their cats.
Artists, drop your shops!
For a start, check out SquidFacts.net
More of my faves below
Throw tomatoes at target/Walmart/Amazon! Get some freaky little presents from artists!
Big corps make the wealthy wealthier & artists are trying to buy wet food for their cats.
Artists, drop your shops!
For a start, check out SquidFacts.net
More of my faves below
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"you'll be visited by three spirits."
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
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This is fucked up because Nessie is literally living in a Loch and you can sonar that shit so I find it much more unbelievable than a little freaky guy running around drinking chicken blood
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is fucked up because Nessie is literally living in a Loch and you can sonar that shit so I find it much more unbelievable than a little freaky guy running around drinking chicken blood
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There are receipts. Ppl just keep sabotaging them and then pretending triple filtered info fed through grok is omniscient. When they could just stop erasing Natives.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There are receipts. Ppl just keep sabotaging them and then pretending triple filtered info fed through grok is omniscient. When they could just stop erasing Natives.
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"but Grok said it's true" and yet you could've listened to Natives who have literally been documenting this for years without AI.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"but Grok said it's true" and yet you could've listened to Natives who have literally been documenting this for years without AI.
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I loathe the way empiricism conditions everyone to default to confirmation bias as a interpersonal compliance. Only being allowed to affirm "proof" when said proof is manufactured by a piece of the problem.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I loathe the way empiricism conditions everyone to default to confirmation bias as a interpersonal compliance. Only being allowed to affirm "proof" when said proof is manufactured by a piece of the problem.
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NO SUPPORT but we’re not allowed to give up. Six families & a displacement camp URGENTLY need:
- Immediate shelter as the cold & rain worsen
- Newborn supplies
- Emergency medicine & care
🚨We're matching over $1,000 🚨 but no one is taking advantage of this?? chuffed.org/project/hope...
- Immediate shelter as the cold & rain worsen
- Newborn supplies
- Emergency medicine & care
🚨We're matching over $1,000 🚨 but no one is taking advantage of this?? chuffed.org/project/hope...
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
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November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
NO SUPPORT but we’re not allowed to give up. Six families & a displacement camp URGENTLY need:
- Immediate shelter as the cold & rain worsen
- Newborn supplies
- Emergency medicine & care
🚨We're matching over $1,000 🚨 but no one is taking advantage of this?? chuffed.org/project/hope...
- Immediate shelter as the cold & rain worsen
- Newborn supplies
- Emergency medicine & care
🚨We're matching over $1,000 🚨 but no one is taking advantage of this?? chuffed.org/project/hope...
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I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
The Antisemitism Post (tm)
Gotta get the history to know where the tropes live in the discourse today.
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
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Lewis Hamilton showed up with a damn near 20 page blueprint for winning at Ferrari and they ignored that shit? Fix it Black American Pope!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Lewis Hamilton showed up with a damn near 20 page blueprint for winning at Ferrari and they ignored that shit? Fix it Black American Pope!
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
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One of our writers, @joinjeremy.org, spoke to @inquest.bsky.social, about the obstacles he and other incarcerated journalists encounter when trying to share what is really happening inside our prisons, jails, and detention centers—the most secluded public institutions in the United States.
When Reporting Is a Crime - Corinne Shanahan & Andrew Crespo - Inquest
States have restricted, surveilled, and punished prison journalism for decades, with dire consequences—for incarcerated people and for democracy.
inquest.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
One of our writers, @joinjeremy.org, spoke to @inquest.bsky.social, about the obstacles he and other incarcerated journalists encounter when trying to share what is really happening inside our prisons, jails, and detention centers—the most secluded public institutions in the United States.
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hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires