Alix!
gristleconepine.bsky.social
Alix!
@gristleconepine.bsky.social
The Pope of Chili Town
If I never see another utilikilt, it’ll be too soon.
July 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Date two guys. Don’t tell them they’re sharing a toothbrush. #datingadvice
May 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The flight attendant told me to, “take another one for home,” with a face of mild disgust. That seems… good?
March 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reposted by Alix!
Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
January 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM