Jim’s Farts
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Master and Commander of the leaky vessel known as Jim…
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,"
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,"
Yeah, the stink of Dem capitulation won’t clear anytime soon. BUT, will I get Epstein Files before Kennedy unplugs my dialysis machine?
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...
Democrat Adelita Grijalva to be sworn in 7 weeks after winning House election
House Speaker Mike Johnson has pushed off swearing in the Arizona Democrat, who was elected on Sept. 23.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yeah, the stink of Dem capitulation won’t clear anytime soon. BUT, will I get Epstein Files before Kennedy unplugs my dialysis machine?
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ade...
This “No Kings” bit is some bullllshit. Y’all would lay down in an instant for this handsome bugger…
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This “No Kings” bit is some bullllshit. Y’all would lay down in an instant for this handsome bugger…
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Make America free from criminals again.
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Make America free from criminals again.
Shout out to the Amazon crew for pointing out that Tyreek Hill is a piece of shit.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Shout out to the Amazon crew for pointing out that Tyreek Hill is a piece of shit.
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this post got too many shares and made bsky unusable, so, as per tradition, taking it out back and old yellering it
September 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this post got too many shares and made bsky unusable, so, as per tradition, taking it out back and old yellering it
This shitheel would do a world of good toward his redemption tour if he’d acquire and publish the Epstein Files…
September 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This shitheel would do a world of good toward his redemption tour if he’d acquire and publish the Epstein Files…
Tomorrow Trump is going to announce that Dondas is the new Speaker…
September 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tomorrow Trump is going to announce that Dondas is the new Speaker…
The issue that I have is that even if he shits himself to death, that’s still gonna take a month or two….
August 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The issue that I have is that even if he shits himself to death, that’s still gonna take a month or two….
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"With wholesome and upstanding individuals like Urban Meyer and Dave Portnoy, I don't know why anybody wouldn't be glued to the Fox pre-game show," said nobody I would hang out with.
August 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"With wholesome and upstanding individuals like Urban Meyer and Dave Portnoy, I don't know why anybody wouldn't be glued to the Fox pre-game show," said nobody I would hang out with.
I hate to say this out loud but waiting for a vile post from YamTits blaming Walz and the MN government for today’s tragedy. Prove to me that there’s a floor, you shitbird
August 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hate to say this out loud but waiting for a vile post from YamTits blaming Walz and the MN government for today’s tragedy. Prove to me that there’s a floor, you shitbird
Is the “JD Vance fucks couches” scandal capable of equaling or exceeding the Danny Thomas legends of yore?
August 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is the “JD Vance fucks couches” scandal capable of equaling or exceeding the Danny Thomas legends of yore?
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flip.it/dDxqPr
SINCE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT REPORTING ON HIM,
I WILL REPOST THIS. HIS NAME IS DIDARUL ISLAM, A FATHER OF TWO.
SINCE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT REPORTING ON HIM,
I WILL REPOST THIS. HIS NAME IS DIDARUL ISLAM, A FATHER OF TWO.
The 'hero' policeman who died saving lives during NYC skyscraper shooting | Flipboard
BBC News - A father who was a serving police officer is among four people who were killed in a shooting attack at an office building in a busy district of New York City. Didarul Islam, 36, was shot de...
flip.it
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
flip.it/dDxqPr
SINCE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT REPORTING ON HIM,
I WILL REPOST THIS. HIS NAME IS DIDARUL ISLAM, A FATHER OF TWO.
SINCE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT REPORTING ON HIM,
I WILL REPOST THIS. HIS NAME IS DIDARUL ISLAM, A FATHER OF TWO.
By all means please keep clinging to this befuddled rapist and human shit-stain until he drags you down to the core of hell.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Attorney General Alerted Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
By all means please keep clinging to this befuddled rapist and human shit-stain until he drags you down to the core of hell.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Plascke is the one should be eyeballing retirement. Kobe destroyed two Laker seasons because he approached every late-career game as an opportunity to pad his stats. His final season saw a .197 winning percentage and 2.8 assists PG. LA fans all remember this, Bill.
www.latimes.com/sports/laker...
www.latimes.com/sports/laker...
Commentary: Kobe Bryant has one more lesson for LeBron James — how to retire
For the first time in his career, the Lakers star is on an expiring contract. He should follow Kobe Bryant's lead and enjoy the final act, writes Bill Plaschke.
www.latimes.com
July 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Plascke is the one should be eyeballing retirement. Kobe destroyed two Laker seasons because he approached every late-career game as an opportunity to pad his stats. His final season saw a .197 winning percentage and 2.8 assists PG. LA fans all remember this, Bill.
www.latimes.com/sports/laker...
www.latimes.com/sports/laker...
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Why are the Epstein files still hidden? Who are the rich & powerful being protected?
On Tuesday, I'm introducing an amendment to force a vote demanding the FULL Epstein files be released to the public. The Speaker must call a vote & put every Congress member on record.
On Tuesday, I'm introducing an amendment to force a vote demanding the FULL Epstein files be released to the public. The Speaker must call a vote & put every Congress member on record.
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Why are the Epstein files still hidden? Who are the rich & powerful being protected?
On Tuesday, I'm introducing an amendment to force a vote demanding the FULL Epstein files be released to the public. The Speaker must call a vote & put every Congress member on record.
On Tuesday, I'm introducing an amendment to force a vote demanding the FULL Epstein files be released to the public. The Speaker must call a vote & put every Congress member on record.
Just checking to see if Clinton also endorsed Anthony Weiner this week?
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/politic...
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/politic...
Anthony Weiner far behind Harvey Epstein in NYC council primary race moving to ranked choice
Disgraced former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner is trailing badly in the Democratic primary for a New York City Council seat as the race moves to a ranked choice count to decide the winner. Initial returns ...
www.nbcnewyork.com
June 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just checking to see if Clinton also endorsed Anthony Weiner this week?
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/politic...
www.nbcnewyork.com/news/politic...
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FORBES needs a DRASTIC OVERHAUL, including sweeping the orange taint out of all it's offices and cleaning up the authoritarian trash and treason that seems to be running rampant
GO FUCK YOURSELVES you compromised orange clowns
GO FUCK YOURSELVES you compromised orange clowns
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
FORBES needs a DRASTIC OVERHAUL, including sweeping the orange taint out of all it's offices and cleaning up the authoritarian trash and treason that seems to be running rampant
GO FUCK YOURSELVES you compromised orange clowns
GO FUCK YOURSELVES you compromised orange clowns
The line as originally written was “I have had it with these motherfuckin farts on this motherfuckin plane!” before Big Reptile stepped in and hijacked my script.
June 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The line as originally written was “I have had it with these motherfuckin farts on this motherfuckin plane!” before Big Reptile stepped in and hijacked my script.
What was last weekend, like 10-ish million? What needs to happen to get us to 50MM?
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What was last weekend, like 10-ish million? What needs to happen to get us to 50MM?
Got a Juneteenth text from a coworker who said “are we shaming and guilting ourselves endlessly today?”
Bro, joy is not a zero-sum game. Just because a group is celebrating doesn’t mean you have to feel shitty to offset it. Is this a thing? Are we getting resentment mixed up with racism? Same coin?
Bro, joy is not a zero-sum game. Just because a group is celebrating doesn’t mean you have to feel shitty to offset it. Is this a thing? Are we getting resentment mixed up with racism? Same coin?
June 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Got a Juneteenth text from a coworker who said “are we shaming and guilting ourselves endlessly today?”
Bro, joy is not a zero-sum game. Just because a group is celebrating doesn’t mean you have to feel shitty to offset it. Is this a thing? Are we getting resentment mixed up with racism? Same coin?
Bro, joy is not a zero-sum game. Just because a group is celebrating doesn’t mean you have to feel shitty to offset it. Is this a thing? Are we getting resentment mixed up with racism? Same coin?
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Man, there is just nothing worse that sticking your hand into some fresh wet cement and finding another hand.
June 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Man, there is just nothing worse that sticking your hand into some fresh wet cement and finding another hand.
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Ladies & Gentleman, we have a winner 🏆
June 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ladies & Gentleman, we have a winner 🏆