Jessica Greenberg
@greenberglawva.com
Jessica Greenberg is a criminal defense attorney out of Richmond, VA, US. Nothing I post is legal advice.
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This is for a good cause, folks. Anything can help.
Additionally: For those who donate $10 or more, Bear Den Hosting will offer 3 months of access to our private cloud with email ($30 value) - just send a picture of the confirmation to us in an email to Arthfach@Bear-Den.org and we'll be in touch!
Additionally: For those who donate $10 or more, Bear Den Hosting will offer 3 months of access to our private cloud with email ($30 value) - just send a picture of the confirmation to us in an email to Arthfach@Bear-Den.org and we'll be in touch!
Some clients of mine are in a really tough situation and trying to make sure their two very young children are still able to have a Merry Christmas. Please help if you can, or spread the word if you can't. All funds will go straight to the parents, my firm is just organizing. gofund.me/56e34ba9f
Donate to Help Lydia and Daphne have a safe and Merry Christmas, organized by Jessica Greenberg
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December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is for a good cause, folks. Anything can help.
Additionally: For those who donate $10 or more, Bear Den Hosting will offer 3 months of access to our private cloud with email ($30 value) - just send a picture of the confirmation to us in an email to Arthfach@Bear-Den.org and we'll be in touch!
Additionally: For those who donate $10 or more, Bear Den Hosting will offer 3 months of access to our private cloud with email ($30 value) - just send a picture of the confirmation to us in an email to Arthfach@Bear-Den.org and we'll be in touch!
Some clients of mine are in a really tough situation and trying to make sure their two very young children are still able to have a Merry Christmas. Please help if you can, or spread the word if you can't. All funds will go straight to the parents, my firm is just organizing. gofund.me/56e34ba9f
Donate to Help Lydia and Daphne have a safe and Merry Christmas, organized by Jessica Greenberg
Lydia (3 1/2) and Daphne (6 months) are two adorable little g… Jessica Greenberg needs your support for Help Lydia and Daphne have a safe and Merry Christmas
gofund.me
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Some clients of mine are in a really tough situation and trying to make sure their two very young children are still able to have a Merry Christmas. Please help if you can, or spread the word if you can't. All funds will go straight to the parents, my firm is just organizing. gofund.me/56e34ba9f
1/2: So Saturday is the No Kings protest. Once again, if things go badly, I will be doing sliding scale and (where possible) free representation for anyone who runs into trouble. Please remember holding your phone up to your face to unlock it is legal (so turn off FaceID if you bring it).
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
1/2: So Saturday is the No Kings protest. Once again, if things go badly, I will be doing sliding scale and (where possible) free representation for anyone who runs into trouble. Please remember holding your phone up to your face to unlock it is legal (so turn off FaceID if you bring it).
This is hanging behind the judge in General District Court today. I find this utterly terrifying. How is this acceptable?
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is hanging behind the judge in General District Court today. I find this utterly terrifying. How is this acceptable?
Really not appreciating the part where ICE keeps showing up to the courthouse where I handle appointed cases. There was a protest about it today, but I'm not sure what that achieves. Most of the jails are actively cooperating with the round up of innocent (unless proven guilty) people to "deport".
June 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Really not appreciating the part where ICE keeps showing up to the courthouse where I handle appointed cases. There was a protest about it today, but I'm not sure what that achieves. Most of the jails are actively cooperating with the round up of innocent (unless proven guilty) people to "deport".
Thanks @arthfach.com
Our number is 804-292-0550. Please take it with you if you are protesting in the Richmond area. Hopefully it’s completely unneeded, but just in case I will do my best to be available today. If you get our voicemail, please leave a message, I will be checking them.
Our number is 804-292-0550. Please take it with you if you are protesting in the Richmond area. Hopefully it’s completely unneeded, but just in case I will do my best to be available today. If you get our voicemail, please leave a message, I will be checking them.
June 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thanks @arthfach.com
Our number is 804-292-0550. Please take it with you if you are protesting in the Richmond area. Hopefully it’s completely unneeded, but just in case I will do my best to be available today. If you get our voicemail, please leave a message, I will be checking them.
Our number is 804-292-0550. Please take it with you if you are protesting in the Richmond area. Hopefully it’s completely unneeded, but just in case I will do my best to be available today. If you get our voicemail, please leave a message, I will be checking them.
A brief reminders for those protesting today: set your phone for a lock code only if you bring it with you, and take my office number if you’re in the Richmond vicinity. I will handle protester cases for free where possible, at a discounted rate if not.
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
A brief reminders for those protesting today: set your phone for a lock code only if you bring it with you, and take my office number if you’re in the Richmond vicinity. I will handle protester cases for free where possible, at a discounted rate if not.
Happy Pride Month, from one of my bosses.
June 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Happy Pride Month, from one of my bosses.
Ok, this is not ok. My entire generation’s phobias of these things not being safe to drive behind have now been vindicated. And also… how is it possible that we transport things in such a badly designed manner when the logging industry is massive and makes a fortune destroying the planet?!
www.wric.com
May 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ok, this is not ok. My entire generation’s phobias of these things not being safe to drive behind have now been vindicated. And also… how is it possible that we transport things in such a badly designed manner when the logging industry is massive and makes a fortune destroying the planet?!
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
Since this is in the news again, why you shouldn’t talk to cops:
Talk to them 3 times, first time “I stopped at the store and picked up cupcakes”, 2nd you say cakes, 3rd you say dessert.
Now you keep “changing your story” and that can be used against you. That you told the truth is no protection.
Talk to them 3 times, first time “I stopped at the store and picked up cupcakes”, 2nd you say cakes, 3rd you say dessert.
Now you keep “changing your story” and that can be used against you. That you told the truth is no protection.
May 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Since this is in the news again, why you shouldn’t talk to cops:
Talk to them 3 times, first time “I stopped at the store and picked up cupcakes”, 2nd you say cakes, 3rd you say dessert.
Now you keep “changing your story” and that can be used against you. That you told the truth is no protection.
Talk to them 3 times, first time “I stopped at the store and picked up cupcakes”, 2nd you say cakes, 3rd you say dessert.
Now you keep “changing your story” and that can be used against you. That you told the truth is no protection.
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Happy Feline Friday y'all
May 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy Feline Friday y'all
New song from Fiona Apple. This is what happens to families when someone is held without bond.
youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...
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Fiona Apple - Pretrial (Let Her Go Home) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by fionaappleVEVO
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May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
New song from Fiona Apple. This is what happens to families when someone is held without bond.
youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...
youtu.be/ki1nvcNbYH8?...
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Also also, I am amused that a statue of a butt is enough to trigger moderation
April 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Also also, I am amused that a statue of a butt is enough to trigger moderation
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(More seriously, I actually think this initiative is really cool and I'm proud of the work I did on it. The link is also sfw, in case that wasn't clear)
April 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
(More seriously, I actually think this initiative is really cool and I'm proud of the work I did on it. The link is also sfw, in case that wasn't clear)
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Sent to me this morning, credit to @purrfectinfluencer.bsky.social from the signature. This one might be my life at the moment. I think I’m on probation with my girls as they are both a bit miffed about late meals.
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sent to me this morning, credit to @purrfectinfluencer.bsky.social from the signature. This one might be my life at the moment. I think I’m on probation with my girls as they are both a bit miffed about late meals.
Lately, it seems like when I get a response to a motion from the prosecutor's office, it feels like they really just did not read what I submitted. Which was short, to the point, and straightforward. And instead I get something where I have to go reread what I filed, because I feel crazy. #lawsky
March 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lately, it seems like when I get a response to a motion from the prosecutor's office, it feels like they really just did not read what I submitted. Which was short, to the point, and straightforward. And instead I get something where I have to go reread what I filed, because I feel crazy. #lawsky
I would like to know why I saw this headline on the US version at the top in the middle of the night but by the morning it was off the front landing screen for the US, but it’s still on the landing screen for the UK. This kind of filtering is what worries me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump revokes legal status of 530,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans
Move takes effect on 24 April as president weighs also stripping parole status from some 240,000 Ukrainians in US
www.theguardian.com
March 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I would like to know why I saw this headline on the US version at the top in the middle of the night but by the morning it was off the front landing screen for the US, but it’s still on the landing screen for the UK. This kind of filtering is what worries me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I really wish Google would stop telling people how legal cases "usually go". Every single state is different, and federal is its own thing. I can't change venue in a criminal case absent 1) proof that the crime actually happened somewhere else or 2) proof a fair jury is impossible in the district.
March 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I really wish Google would stop telling people how legal cases "usually go". Every single state is different, and federal is its own thing. I can't change venue in a criminal case absent 1) proof that the crime actually happened somewhere else or 2) proof a fair jury is impossible in the district.
Dr. Oz, in his committee hearing to head Medicare and Medicaid, called maintaining good health a “patriotic duty”. This is the kind of language used to justify doing terrible things to disabled people, and deserves some scrutiny. This from the man who would control disabled people’s access to care.
March 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dr. Oz, in his committee hearing to head Medicare and Medicaid, called maintaining good health a “patriotic duty”. This is the kind of language used to justify doing terrible things to disabled people, and deserves some scrutiny. This from the man who would control disabled people’s access to care.
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Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!
March 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!
Every time a client thinks their disabled, mentally ill or sick loved one is the only one the jail is neglecting, or that the prosecutor is treating their case uniquely by seeming to think their loved one's freedom and well-being doesn't matter just highlights for me how much we've all been lied to.
March 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every time a client thinks their disabled, mentally ill or sick loved one is the only one the jail is neglecting, or that the prosecutor is treating their case uniquely by seeming to think their loved one's freedom and well-being doesn't matter just highlights for me how much we've all been lied to.
This honestly is good advice for attorneys right now too. Remember to take care of yourselves. We are all feeling overwhelmed watching anxioulsy to see if the legal system is going to survive this. But you can't watch it every second, you go mad at the best of times. These are not those times.
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Here are some things that have helped me.
February 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This honestly is good advice for attorneys right now too. Remember to take care of yourselves. We are all feeling overwhelmed watching anxioulsy to see if the legal system is going to survive this. But you can't watch it every second, you go mad at the best of times. These are not those times.