Gremlin
@graemejohnston.bsky.social
I'm a sitcom dad character thrown into real life. Amateur dramatics without any dramas. An all round bon viveur.
Anglian Water putting my bill up by £60 a month?
Fuck right off.
Fuck right off.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anglian Water putting my bill up by £60 a month?
Fuck right off.
Fuck right off.
It's Wednesday so a reminder to tune in to RWSFM 103.3 at 6pm for this week's collection of bangers! www.rwsfm.co.uk or smart speaker it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's Wednesday so a reminder to tune in to RWSFM 103.3 at 6pm for this week's collection of bangers! www.rwsfm.co.uk or smart speaker it!
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Parkruns
The spread of Parkruns is a massive help to the NHS; as well as to the participants health
northeastbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/he...
The spread of Parkruns is a massive help to the NHS; as well as to the participants health
northeastbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/he...
Parkruns
The spread of Parkruns is a massive help to the NHS; as well as to the participants health
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Parkruns
The spread of Parkruns is a massive help to the NHS; as well as to the participants health
northeastbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/he...
The spread of Parkruns is a massive help to the NHS; as well as to the participants health
northeastbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/he...
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The restaurant I'm going to this evening sells house red at a Euro per centimetre what can go wrong?
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The restaurant I'm going to this evening sells house red at a Euro per centimetre what can go wrong?
October 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I really don’t think sending a prince to live in a castle *quite* satisfies the public lust for facing the consequences that your behaviour has earned.
King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀
Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion
www.thenational.scot
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I really don’t think sending a prince to live in a castle *quite* satisfies the public lust for facing the consequences that your behaviour has earned.
Catching up with 40 hits of 1975.
Fast forward may help matters.. bye bye baby
Fast forward may help matters.. bye bye baby
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Catching up with 40 hits of 1975.
Fast forward may help matters.. bye bye baby
Fast forward may help matters.. bye bye baby
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Reminds of the Alexi Sayle quote
"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reminds of the Alexi Sayle quote
"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
"Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
Show 2 coming up at 6pm this evening. A mix of stuff I like thrown together.
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Show 2 coming up at 6pm this evening. A mix of stuff I like thrown together.
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I know this is obvious when you think about it but we don’t think about it enough: fascists have to cow & persecute decent journalists to prevent them from reporting exactly what they, the fascists, are doing. Fascist-adjacent ‘journalists’ help by insisting that we shouldn’t call fascists facsists.
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I know this is obvious when you think about it but we don’t think about it enough: fascists have to cow & persecute decent journalists to prevent them from reporting exactly what they, the fascists, are doing. Fascist-adjacent ‘journalists’ help by insisting that we shouldn’t call fascists facsists.
I'm now a broadcaster.
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm now a broadcaster.
Researchers have discovered the missing link between man and ape.
Last spotted on a golf course in America cheering USA.
Last spotted on a golf course in America cheering USA.
September 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Researchers have discovered the missing link between man and ape.
Last spotted on a golf course in America cheering USA.
Last spotted on a golf course in America cheering USA.
My radio show launches on Wednesday at 6pm.
This is all jolly fun.
This is all jolly fun.
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My radio show launches on Wednesday at 6pm.
This is all jolly fun.
This is all jolly fun.
I was considering doing stand-up at the next local open mike night. I thought of some great gags.
Trouble is, I'm at the age that by the time I finally found a pen and paper to make notes, I forgot the bally lot.
Trouble is, I'm at the age that by the time I finally found a pen and paper to make notes, I forgot the bally lot.
September 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was considering doing stand-up at the next local open mike night. I thought of some great gags.
Trouble is, I'm at the age that by the time I finally found a pen and paper to make notes, I forgot the bally lot.
Trouble is, I'm at the age that by the time I finally found a pen and paper to make notes, I forgot the bally lot.
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As Reform's Nathan Gill admits taking bribes from Russian 'secret service pawn' Oleg Voloshyn, here’s a nice photo of Nigel Farage with Voloshyn’s wife.
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
As Reform's Nathan Gill admits taking bribes from Russian 'secret service pawn' Oleg Voloshyn, here’s a nice photo of Nigel Farage with Voloshyn’s wife.
I'm just wondering how to get a digital ID for my Dad. He can barely make a phone call currently.
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm just wondering how to get a digital ID for my Dad. He can barely make a phone call currently.
I've criticised the BBC (locally) twice today.
As an institution, the BBC is part of the national culture. There's so much to applaud.
Politically, they are so fucked currently.
As an institution, the BBC is part of the national culture. There's so much to applaud.
Politically, they are so fucked currently.
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've criticised the BBC (locally) twice today.
As an institution, the BBC is part of the national culture. There's so much to applaud.
Politically, they are so fucked currently.
As an institution, the BBC is part of the national culture. There's so much to applaud.
Politically, they are so fucked currently.
Maybe if we had a media with an ounce of responsibility, they would stop giving fascists airtime.
September 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Maybe if we had a media with an ounce of responsibility, they would stop giving fascists airtime.
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
White privilege is being able to travel around central London on a day like today without fear of persecution.
September 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
White privilege is being able to travel around central London on a day like today without fear of persecution.
This Charlie Kirk stuff doesn't half flush out some turds
September 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This Charlie Kirk stuff doesn't half flush out some turds