Chronic bator
#gooner #bator #gooning #getstupid

Odd-numbered sex groups are a social minefield. Everyone deserves their own playmate, which is why even numbers should become the standard.

Threesomes? Awkward as hell. The bigger the odd-numbered group, the less weird it gets—but let’s just say this realization made for one twisted Tuesday night.

Just got home. So horny. I have a hardon from peeing! 💦🍆

I'm just getting started #Peek-a-boo

Checking upward mobility on this thing #TreeHuggerStrength