Nothing signifies 2025 more than a dumpster fire and even hallmark knows it! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Nothing signifies 2025 more than a dumpster fire and even hallmark knows it! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
If I have to make a log in on your website to apply to a job, I'm not. Same with any site using workday.com ya'll are missing a huge amount of applicants cause ain't nobody got time for yo shit!
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If I have to make a log in on your website to apply to a job, I'm not. Same with any site using workday.com ya'll are missing a huge amount of applicants cause ain't nobody got time for yo shit!
"We insist on bringing the best casserole to a gun fight" is the Democratic motto
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"We insist on bringing the best casserole to a gun fight" is the Democratic motto
This is the only time I can introduce myself to new people "I'm Melissa, like the hurricane"
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is the only time I can introduce myself to new people "I'm Melissa, like the hurricane"
I've had a surgery scheduled for the end of this year since May, today they call me and tell me the hospital doesn't take my insurance anymore so all the appts are canceled. LOL AWESOME THX #aetna #americanhealthcare
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've had a surgery scheduled for the end of this year since May, today they call me and tell me the hospital doesn't take my insurance anymore so all the appts are canceled. LOL AWESOME THX #aetna #americanhealthcare
I stand corrected, it is being called: 2 civil 2 war
CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I stand corrected, it is being called: 2 civil 2 war
CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo
Going thru bullshit on my phone and I stumble upon this gem:
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Going thru bullshit on my phone and I stumble upon this gem:
I'm just over here farting my way into your hearts ❤️
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm just over here farting my way into your hearts ❤️
This is my first dictatorship. I guess I need to ask my mom what it's like.
September 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is my first dictatorship. I guess I need to ask my mom what it's like.
Song for Mel
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September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
'Twas the night before 9-11
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
'Twas the night before 9-11
"My ex and I broke up because I'm a Sagittarius and he was ugly."
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"My ex and I broke up because I'm a Sagittarius and he was ugly."
Being attracted to men is my biggest character flaw
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Being attracted to men is my biggest character flaw
There's never a roster but always a line 😘
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There's never a roster but always a line 😘
TikTok Lady: "ok so twice a year I pay 2 witches to put a curse on my baby daddy..."
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is holding a yellow bucket of popcorn
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a yellow bucket of popcorn
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August 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
TikTok Lady: "ok so twice a year I pay 2 witches to put a curse on my baby daddy..."
Me:
Me:
The downside to leaving Vegas is not being able to gamble at every shitty bar😭
August 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The downside to leaving Vegas is not being able to gamble at every shitty bar😭
Call me a clogged toilet the way I can't take this shit NO MORE
July 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Call me a clogged toilet the way I can't take this shit NO MORE
The American Dream is leaving America
a man in a suit and tie with nbc written on the bottom right
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July 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The American Dream is leaving America
Today is July 2, 2025. That means we are closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000.
July 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today is July 2, 2025. That means we are closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000.
there is no ethical consumption in late stage capitalism so gurl you should absolutely steal stuff from that guys house.
June 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
there is no ethical consumption in late stage capitalism so gurl you should absolutely steal stuff from that guys house.
