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Liz Warner
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Please scream within your heart.
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you criticize me for letting someone live rent free in my head? oh so you hate public housing huh…
September 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm watching Thursday Murder Club. I know the story, know who to look for as main characters. Some actors I know, some I don't

But it took me more than two scenes to recognize David Tennant.
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I thought I might try the android assistant. Hey, Google, set a wake up alarm for tomorrow at 7.

But I tried this with no Internet connection, and got an error. It needs internets to just set an alarm.
August 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Weather notifications need some more nuanced terminology. No human would use "colder" here.
August 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Giving away personal objects is a signal of potential suicide. Unless the person giving the items is in the midst of a divorce and giving her shoes and purses to friends of her teenager. That's not bleak. That's awesome.
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A few months ago I did something. Don't know what. But now my phone always notifies me about the scores of soccer games.

It's all silent notifications, so I typically ignore it, but sometimes I click and develop strong emotions about the Africa Cup.
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Is there a #hatm bot that gives timestamp updates? I pause the movie too often, and never no where to jump ahead to.
July 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sombra is climbing to weird places. He knows that this shelf is not interesting, but he got there and yelled for a bit.
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is there a word for how your face changes when the zoom call is done? It didn't feel like a fake smile. But it evaporates with that "end meeting" click.
May 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is there an AI that is commercially available that is not "generative"?

I want "AI" that can interpret human language, then go do the task.

"Find the old emails from these companies, and delete them."

"I need to drive to (all these places) and I hate left turns. Give me a route."
May 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I didn't know how much I needed to see this video until I realized I'd watched it 5x in a row.
gotta watch all the way through for the great twist ending
March 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Schumer wouldn’t have half a clue what to do once he was in. Maybe Mark Kelly is up. Tell the fighter pilot astronaut combat vet cis het white man Senator why he can’t go in.
February 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is the third time that in a British mystery novel someone mentions "steak and kidney pie". And I wonder, is this some savory pie with beef and beans and carrots and onions? So I look it up. And it is meat and kidney meat, and it makes me sad. And then I forget and look it up again in a decade.
February 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reminder: When a problem is recognized, and appropriate resources are applied, problems can be solved.
REMINDER:
January 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I loved this book so much as a teenager! I am glad that my kid has fond memories of What If and Thing Explainer. bookshop.org/p/books/what...
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Absolutely. A cold downpour is just miserable rain. A monsoon takes the day from 100° to 85° in half an hour. It is hot rain, and is blessed.
Monsoon usually means warm. It’s cold here, those people are going to be so wet, cold and miserable for the next 2 hours
January 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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December 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Yes, Googling new slang might make you feel a little old, but googling new slang and *still* not understanding it is terrifying on a whole new existential level
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Me when they cancel our plans
December 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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me not watching the news
December 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM