One Bottle After Another
@gordopuppy.bsky.social
Always in diapers. Probably locked. Possibly baby brained. Always cucked. 🇮🇪
Drawing things @ gordodraws.bsky.social
Drawing things @ gordodraws.bsky.social
I need to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
Can't believe they've made a movie about my daily brain struggles
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Can't believe they've made a movie about my daily brain struggles
Successful BDF 😮💨
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Successful BDF 😮💨
Getting a head start on BDF.
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Getting a head start on BDF.
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Didn’t expect round two of locking mittens to involve avoiding a catastrophic leak from a soaked cloth diaper until the safe opened 😩
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Didn’t expect round two of locking mittens to involve avoiding a catastrophic leak from a soaked cloth diaper until the safe opened 😩
Put two ABU boosters in an M4 because I wanted a big striped bottom, but the tapes really don’t like the heft 😔
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Put two ABU boosters in an M4 because I wanted a big striped bottom, but the tapes really don’t like the heft 😔
Sleeping in mittens and booties again after a short break.
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Sleeping in mittens and booties again after a short break.
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
It filled up so nicely that I have to try this next with more layers and more time 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It filled up so nicely that I have to try this next with more layers and more time 😮💨
Trying a large Simple Ultra as the outer layer of choice for today’s BDF
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Trying a large Simple Ultra as the outer layer of choice for today’s BDF
I've beaten two difficult S1lksong bosses while within the last 5 minutes of my daily screentime and I don't know what to do with this information
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've beaten two difficult S1lksong bosses while within the last 5 minutes of my daily screentime and I don't know what to do with this information
This restaurant has given me the strongest cocktail ever.i can see through time and space. I’m filling up an empty stomach with fries like my life depends on it.
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This restaurant has given me the strongest cocktail ever.i can see through time and space. I’m filling up an empty stomach with fries like my life depends on it.
Trying to go about my day as a good cuck but I guess I gotta try even harder
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Trying to go about my day as a good cuck but I guess I gotta try even harder
Woke up and couldn’t bear working in anything less than doubles
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Woke up and couldn’t bear working in anything less than doubles
Never want to see a big flying insect throw things at me with olympic precision ever again
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Never want to see a big flying insect throw things at me with olympic precision ever again
The downside of being a masochist is I don't know if the Coral Tower in Silksong has stopped being fun yet.
My swearing devolving into inhuman, gutteral noises of frustration might be a sign though.
My swearing devolving into inhuman, gutteral noises of frustration might be a sign though.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The downside of being a masochist is I don't know if the Coral Tower in Silksong has stopped being fun yet.
My swearing devolving into inhuman, gutteral noises of frustration might be a sign though.
My swearing devolving into inhuman, gutteral noises of frustration might be a sign though.
Stinky Sunday 🫡
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Stinky Sunday 🫡
Had a looong week so it’s mittens and booties at 8pm on a Friday and they’re not coming off until morning
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Had a looong week so it’s mittens and booties at 8pm on a Friday and they’re not coming off until morning
So anyway I started the postgame
Finished* Silksong, a very very good game in a year bursting with very very good games.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So anyway I started the postgame
Locktober brain and anxiety brain have forged an unholy marriage ahead of going to the office so I’ve added a booster to my diaper.
Waddling is better than leaking I guess.
Waddling is better than leaking I guess.
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Locktober brain and anxiety brain have forged an unholy marriage ahead of going to the office so I’ve added a booster to my diaper.
Waddling is better than leaking I guess.
Waddling is better than leaking I guess.
The iPhone’s new lock screen really does me no favours in public 😩
October 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The iPhone’s new lock screen really does me no favours in public 😩
Together (Michael Shanks, 2025)
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Together (Michael Shanks, 2025)
Unlock bedtime cover for a squishy bedwetting surprise
October 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Unlock bedtime cover for a squishy bedwetting surprise
Finished* Silksong, a very very good game in a year bursting with very very good games.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Finished* Silksong, a very very good game in a year bursting with very very good games.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
*Finding it very very hard to get motivated for the harder postgame when FF Tactics, Hades 2, Ghost of Yotei, and Donkey Kong are right there waiting to be started.
Squat time is it? Time to sit 🫠
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Squat time is it? Time to sit 🫠
First BDF of Locktober :3
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
First BDF of Locktober :3