currently doing trivia in a Wisconsin gay bar with my girlfriend while my wife and her girlfriend are at a standup show in an abandoned Autozone in DC
in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go
in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go
June 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
currently doing trivia in a Wisconsin gay bar with my girlfriend while my wife and her girlfriend are at a standup show in an abandoned Autozone in DC
in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go
in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go
“Free roam mode is for children” according to a whole bunch of nerds who have never seen their very stoned wife try to drive up DK Spaceport as a cow
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“Free roam mode is for children” according to a whole bunch of nerds who have never seen their very stoned wife try to drive up DK Spaceport as a cow
@bubbaprog.lol hey quick question
do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere
do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere
May 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@bubbaprog.lol hey quick question
do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere
do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Met a guy from the apps at a bar, we had nothing in common except both of us were friends with the same person, so we FaceTimed him in for the next half hour
Dumbest/worst date you’ve ever had:
In the early aughts I was dating a very attractive young woman from Oregon. She wanted to go to the DC Holocaust museum. She was so attractive I thought this was a great idea. Nothing ensued thereafter.
In the early aughts I was dating a very attractive young woman from Oregon. She wanted to go to the DC Holocaust museum. She was so attractive I thought this was a great idea. Nothing ensued thereafter.
January 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Met a guy from the apps at a bar, we had nothing in common except both of us were friends with the same person, so we FaceTimed him in for the next half hour
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(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
probably accurate but fuck it we're freerollin anyway
January 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
probably accurate but fuck it we're freerollin anyway
play this at 11:59:48 youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...
Far-right activist Richard Spencer punched during interview | ABC News
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
youtu.be
January 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
play this at 11:59:48 youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...
don’t drive drunk but definitely don’t drive drunk on NYE you’re 100x more likely to hit a checkpoint and go to jail and you’ll deserve it too
Hey tomorrow is New Years Eve. Don’t drive drunk. I’ve seen the recovery process with someone close to me from getting hit head on. It’s life changing.
December 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
don’t drive drunk but definitely don’t drive drunk on NYE you’re 100x more likely to hit a checkpoint and go to jail and you’ll deserve it too
The guy wearing the “Himbo Hooters” tank at the dungeon tonight is to be thanked for bringing me back spiritually to Weird Twitter
December 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
The guy wearing the “Himbo Hooters” tank at the dungeon tonight is to be thanked for bringing me back spiritually to Weird Twitter
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
going into 2025 with this energy
Reposted by Kyle
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
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if there is one problem with Bluesky as “left-wing bubble,” it’s that a lot of people who came here viewed the move as direct political action, and those people are prone to thinking posting is direct political action, too.
December 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
if there is one problem with Bluesky as “left-wing bubble,” it’s that a lot of people who came here viewed the move as direct political action, and those people are prone to thinking posting is direct political action, too.
previously unseen heights in "men will start a substack rather than go to therapy"
December 10, 2024 at 11:09 PM
previously unseen heights in "men will start a substack rather than go to therapy"
“hi i think my hookah is on fire” is a thing I just said to my bartender, in case you’re wondering how my work trip to Richmond is going
December 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
“hi i think my hookah is on fire” is a thing I just said to my bartender, in case you’re wondering how my work trip to Richmond is going
so, okay, the reason I’m against the cheerleading of the United CEO getting got is the same reason I’m not an accelerationist
revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette
as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too
revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette
as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
so, okay, the reason I’m against the cheerleading of the United CEO getting got is the same reason I’m not an accelerationist
revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette
as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too
revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette
as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too
San Juan, PR (x2)
Oranjestad, Aruba
Willemstad, Curacao
Fort-de-France, Martinique
Basseterre, St. Kitts
Denver, CO
New York, NY (x2)
San Francisco, CA
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Darlington, MD (x2)
East Meadow, NY
Richmond, VA (x3)
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Orlando, FL
Lawrence, KS
Beacon, NY
Radford, VA
Oranjestad, Aruba
Willemstad, Curacao
Fort-de-France, Martinique
Basseterre, St. Kitts
Denver, CO
New York, NY (x2)
San Francisco, CA
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Darlington, MD (x2)
East Meadow, NY
Richmond, VA (x3)
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Orlando, FL
Lawrence, KS
Beacon, NY
Radford, VA
everywhere I spent one night this year (I think)
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
San Juan, PR (x2)
Oranjestad, Aruba
Willemstad, Curacao
Fort-de-France, Martinique
Basseterre, St. Kitts
Denver, CO
New York, NY (x2)
San Francisco, CA
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Darlington, MD (x2)
East Meadow, NY
Richmond, VA (x3)
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Orlando, FL
Lawrence, KS
Beacon, NY
Radford, VA
Oranjestad, Aruba
Willemstad, Curacao
Fort-de-France, Martinique
Basseterre, St. Kitts
Denver, CO
New York, NY (x2)
San Francisco, CA
Rehoboth Beach, DE
Darlington, MD (x2)
East Meadow, NY
Richmond, VA (x3)
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Orlando, FL
Lawrence, KS
Beacon, NY
Radford, VA
sigh
Unbeaten teams remaining: 28 (Sorry, Providence. You lost to Oklahoma 79-77.)
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
sigh
Ah, sure.
- CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit
- Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon
- BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes
- Mayo: nah
- CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit
- Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon
- BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes
- Mayo: nah
It appears that we are getting the old gang together again. Time for THE TEST(my version)
New followers:
-team affiliation(s)
-favorite BBQ
-thoughts on mayo
Me:
-Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys
- smoked sausage, brisket, dipping sauce only
-yes
New followers:
-team affiliation(s)
-favorite BBQ
-thoughts on mayo
Me:
-Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys
- smoked sausage, brisket, dipping sauce only
-yes
September 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ah, sure.
- CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit
- Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon
- BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes
- Mayo: nah
- CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit
- Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon
- BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes
- Mayo: nah
Whoever was tracking Maine Brewing draft lines outside New England, there’s a keg of Dinner on tap at Boundary Stone in DC
August 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Whoever was tracking Maine Brewing draft lines outside New England, there’s a keg of Dinner on tap at Boundary Stone in DC
Nottingham Forest's baby blue change kit is actually solid
August 24, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Nottingham Forest's baby blue change kit is actually solid
