Edible Mouse Feet
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nothing much to report thanks for asking
i understand everyone has house rules for board games but you gotta tell me about the no nudity rule BEFORE we play twister
September 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
i understand everyone has house rules for board games but you gotta tell me about the no nudity rule BEFORE we play twister
taking fish oil helps to improve mental clarity
taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated
taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated
September 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
taking fish oil helps to improve mental clarity
taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated
taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated
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[library]
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
July 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
[library]
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
do free range pokemon taste better?
September 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
do free range pokemon taste better?
why does my wife keep asking for machine tattoos
May 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
why does my wife keep asking for machine tattoos
a good friend whispered to me: pspspspspspsps
i’ll never forget that
i’ll never forget that
January 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
a good friend whispered to me: pspspspspspsps
i’ll never forget that
i’ll never forget that
a third of all men are legs
December 27, 2024 at 8:43 PM
a third of all men are legs
there is a man (or woman) in my neighbourhood that often places ham on my doorstep.
nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham
nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham
December 12, 2024 at 12:08 PM
there is a man (or woman) in my neighbourhood that often places ham on my doorstep.
nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham
nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham
brb gotta install a mutilated tree decorated with tinfoil and multicoloured lights so i don’t get judged for being weird
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 PM
brb gotta install a mutilated tree decorated with tinfoil and multicoloured lights so i don’t get judged for being weird
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*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like
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ME: how about we do an unboxing video
PALLBEARER: absolutely not
PALLBEARER: absolutely not
December 11, 2024 at 6:20 PM
ME: how about we do an unboxing video
PALLBEARER: absolutely not
PALLBEARER: absolutely not
recipes on the internet are like:
… anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees
… and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble
… these days my kids live entirely off tide pods
anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle
… anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees
… and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble
… these days my kids live entirely off tide pods
anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle
December 9, 2024 at 11:27 AM
recipes on the internet are like:
… anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees
… and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble
… these days my kids live entirely off tide pods
anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle
… anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees
… and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble
… these days my kids live entirely off tide pods
anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle
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pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
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Delilah: Hey
Jude: Hey there
Jude: Hey there
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Delilah: Hey
Jude: Hey there
Jude: Hey there
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[showing date my Chinese character tattoos] this one's Mulan
December 9, 2024 at 3:34 AM
[showing date my Chinese character tattoos] this one's Mulan
if you see a frog in the woods, tell him i want my money back
December 9, 2024 at 7:01 AM
if you see a frog in the woods, tell him i want my money back
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i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
i made a little meme about going to the farmers market
wow! i found an incredible new way of passively generating income. getting started is sooooo easy!
1. get involved in an underground gambling ring
2. put your life on the line and start winning lots of russian roulette.
link in bio if you want to take my course
1. get involved in an underground gambling ring
2. put your life on the line and start winning lots of russian roulette.
link in bio if you want to take my course
December 8, 2024 at 10:58 AM
wow! i found an incredible new way of passively generating income. getting started is sooooo easy!
1. get involved in an underground gambling ring
2. put your life on the line and start winning lots of russian roulette.
link in bio if you want to take my course
1. get involved in an underground gambling ring
2. put your life on the line and start winning lots of russian roulette.
link in bio if you want to take my course
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inventor of musicals: what if we ruined a movie every 15 minutes
December 8, 2024 at 8:31 AM
inventor of musicals: what if we ruined a movie every 15 minutes
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“no you’re the one who’s too online” he typed, into the wrong chat
December 6, 2024 at 11:57 PM
“no you’re the one who’s too online” he typed, into the wrong chat
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optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
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PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
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ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu*
HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you?
ME: why would anyone be against pasta?
HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you?
ME: why would anyone be against pasta?
December 7, 2024 at 12:46 AM
ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu*
HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you?
ME: why would anyone be against pasta?
HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you?
ME: why would anyone be against pasta?
new mascot idea for kids:
Cheddar the Cheese Rat, he’s a rat that tells you to eat your vegetables and he’s also on parole for involuntary manslaughter
Cheddar the Cheese Rat, he’s a rat that tells you to eat your vegetables and he’s also on parole for involuntary manslaughter
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
new mascot idea for kids:
Cheddar the Cheese Rat, he’s a rat that tells you to eat your vegetables and he’s also on parole for involuntary manslaughter
Cheddar the Cheese Rat, he’s a rat that tells you to eat your vegetables and he’s also on parole for involuntary manslaughter
the only sub they don’t have at subway is the titan
December 5, 2024 at 7:55 PM
the only sub they don’t have at subway is the titan