Microdosing Computer Duster
@gofruity.bsky.social
In a neverending pursuit of expanding my consciousness
Pinned
AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream if they were evil: "love, let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live, there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex.
"Genie! I want to make another wish!"
"look kid, I ain't letting you waste another wish on a damn scratch-off"
"but what if I win though?"
"look kid, I ain't letting you waste another wish on a damn scratch-off"
"but what if I win though?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Genie! I want to make another wish!"
"look kid, I ain't letting you waste another wish on a damn scratch-off"
"but what if I win though?"
"look kid, I ain't letting you waste another wish on a damn scratch-off"
"but what if I win though?"
Bud Light? More like: hey BUD, you're the LIGHT of my life ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Bud Light? More like: hey BUD, you're the LIGHT of my life ❤️
50 year mortgage? Uh why not 1000 year mortgage? This would be good for the economy
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
50 year mortgage? Uh why not 1000 year mortgage? This would be good for the economy
being a stormtrooper sitting in my bathtub trying to shoot myself and its not working and I just miss every time and get incrementally more frustrated
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
being a stormtrooper sitting in my bathtub trying to shoot myself and its not working and I just miss every time and get incrementally more frustrated
Found this stock photo and made this guys hand even bigger hehe
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Found this stock photo and made this guys hand even bigger hehe
"Alexa, Google search grey alien big boobs sexy"
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Alexa, Google search grey alien big boobs sexy"
I got a big dick!
You read that wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that wrong
You read that wrong too
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I got a big dick!
You read that wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that wrong
You read that wrong too
I love my computer ❤️🖥️
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I love my computer ❤️🖥️
bad news for 800,000,000 lbs of krill, I just started my south polar migration 😈😈
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
bad news for 800,000,000 lbs of krill, I just started my south polar migration 😈😈
Life hack: wait until the end of the year to buy a calendar. That way you can pick one up at a discounted price 😉
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Life hack: wait until the end of the year to buy a calendar. That way you can pick one up at a discounted price 😉
The milkman cometh
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The milkman cometh
Disney spent $300 million on John Carter (2012) when I was able to pick it up for only $3 at the thrift store. Dumb idiots lol
November 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Disney spent $300 million on John Carter (2012) when I was able to pick it up for only $3 at the thrift store. Dumb idiots lol
People don't realize this but flying cars are real:
Busses are just long cars
Passenger planes are just flying busses
Ergo, passenger planes are flying cars 😁
Busses are just long cars
Passenger planes are just flying busses
Ergo, passenger planes are flying cars 😁
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
People don't realize this but flying cars are real:
Busses are just long cars
Passenger planes are just flying busses
Ergo, passenger planes are flying cars 😁
Busses are just long cars
Passenger planes are just flying busses
Ergo, passenger planes are flying cars 😁
The diagnosis is in: it turns out I'm sick AF 😤
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The diagnosis is in: it turns out I'm sick AF 😤
My body is a machine that turns Baldur's Gate 3 play time into slightly higher Baldur's Gate 3 play time
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My body is a machine that turns Baldur's Gate 3 play time into slightly higher Baldur's Gate 3 play time
Dewing it in the shower rn (drinking mtn dew while showering)
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Dewing it in the shower rn (drinking mtn dew while showering)
AI artists are the most oppressed race. Followed by gamers, of course
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
AI artists are the most oppressed race. Followed by gamers, of course
Purchased Ratatouille for the ps2 from the thrift store and it doesn't work 😭
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Purchased Ratatouille for the ps2 from the thrift store and it doesn't work 😭
"care to explain this gap in your resume?"
how about you explain this gap in your chest that I'm about to create 😤
how about you explain this gap in your chest that I'm about to create 😤
October 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"care to explain this gap in your resume?"
how about you explain this gap in your chest that I'm about to create 😤
how about you explain this gap in your chest that I'm about to create 😤
you don't understand, it was the hand of fate that guided me to eat an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
you don't understand, it was the hand of fate that guided me to eat an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips
There's a moth on my alarm clock and I've never felt so blessed
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's a moth on my alarm clock and I've never felt so blessed
Amazon is now the dollar store of the internet
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Amazon is now the dollar store of the internet