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Susan
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It’s “Who-G”. She/her. Dog Mom AF. Knitter. Feminist. Oregon Girl. Yacht Rocker. Nobody puts me in the corner. #1 fan of MM8 and JH10. Opinions are my own, and damn rad ones at that.
Always and forever: #GoDucks
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Or maybe... 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A CNN employee and alleged journalist coaching the worlds most notorious pedophile on how he to elude consequences and letting him know in advance what questions will be asked to help him should be getting a hell of a lot more attention.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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“Mr. Epstein emailed Ms. Maxwell in 2011 calling Mr. Trump the ‘dog that didn’t bark’” (gift link)
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Would like to cockpunch whoever decided to use that hideous 500 miles song for the otherwise cute starbucks holiday ad campaign...
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
TIL: that apparently I wash my hands "a lot" so that I've worn down my fingerprints & that my fingers are too short/pinkies crooked to have an easy fingerprinting session on the new fangled, digital fingerprinting machines... Who had to get customer service on the line WITH a manger today?!?
a woman standing in front of a sign that says joe
ALT: a woman standing in front of a sign that says joe
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yeah I could make this a lot cheaper and likely out of much better yarn. Also, Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave...
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I do not understand this on-again, off-again NBA cup stuff. At least the fugly floors are gone...
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thinks it's really weird that my maiden name aka the name I was given at birth is considered an "alias" and not the name I took when I got married... Shouldn't that be the alias?
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In honor of Edmund Fitzgerald Day, reskeeting this gem
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Take the wins where we can get them these days.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

@apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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UP NEXT: Trump claims to have no idea who Rudy Giuliani is or anything about why he pardoned him.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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W promoted the “ownership society”. eventually it all came crashing down. Trump has his “asset based economy” which is simply juicing a few tech stocks and crypto so the affluent can cover the real world economic cracks

bsky.app/profile/carl...
“.. The economy is increasingly dependent on ‘three narrow, interconnected 'A-pillars':

1) affluent consumers

2) artificial intelligence-fueled investment

3) asset price gains”

@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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me everytime Collinsworth opens his mouth
a little girl is making a funny face and saying shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuuppppp
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face and saying shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuuppppp
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
NIKKO!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
me everytime Collinsworth opens his mouth
a little girl is making a funny face and saying shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuuppppp
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face and saying shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuuppppp
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The vote to reopen the government with no deal on health care is a brutal blow to all those who have stood together to save affordable health care for more than 20 million Americans.

I will vote ‘NO’ with every fiber of my being.
www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-voti...
Merkley: Voting No with Every Fiber of My Being - Merkley
Washington, D.C. — Oregon’s U.S. Senator Jeff Merkley issued the following statement announcing he is voting against the bill that funds the government but does not extend the Affordable Care Act’s en...
www.merkley.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Bwahahaha. This is me.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM