Glizzy__Gobblin
glizzygobblin.bsky.social
Glizzy__Gobblin
@glizzygobblin.bsky.social
She/her
LGBTQIA+ friendly 🌈
Hotdog lover extraordinare 🌭🌭🌭
Just an unhinged gamer trying to make it through life one obsession at a time 🤟🤟🤟
I also go by DeeDee_MegaDooDoo bc I shit on the walls and ceilings 🤷🏻‍♀️
I didn’t know we were doing community Christmas cards!! I don’t do them with pics but I’d love to offer hand written ones! If you’d like one please lmk!

✨Also, if you’re sending any out please consider a poor deedee who cannot go megadoodoo without them 👉👈✨
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Update:

TINY RAPTOR WAS EXPLORING MY HOODIE AND FLEW BACK TO HIS OWN CAGE!!!!! Thats hella good bc he recognized his cage is his space and he was ready to be left alone!! Most p’lots don’t even start to come out at this stage, let alone go back when they’re ready!!! My bby is growing so fast!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My bird is snuggled into my hoodie and prob pooping on me but idc bc he feels safe and comfy in my hoodie and that’s all that matters! He even snuggled while I did dishes! 😭💕😭💕
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Work has suddenly taken away our allotted 15 mins of personal time that we were given for in between breaks&lunches, which people use typically for the restroom. This would be fine if our breaks weren’t scheduled/we could go into break for a few moments when need be, but we can’t 🙃🙃🙃
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Everyone please look at my newest Dollie!! (Pls ignore cowpersons face in the back, I cropped it as best I could)
Her name is Nina!
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Guys!!!!! I picked a name for my bird. His name is Astro. And he FINALLY let me hold him this morning without panic or running. I even let him have a chance & nothing, he wanted to be in my hands. I gave scritches & kisses and he FELL ASLEEP in my hands!!!! He finally realizes I’m momma! 😭💕😭💕😭💕
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s bird pick up day!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Guys!!!!! He comes home with me Saturday and I still need name choices otherwise I’m naming him Nugget. Help!!
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is anyone good at identifying old toys/plushies? I’d love to restore my childhood plushie but due to how old it is and the fact my mom sewed my baby clothes on the body, I have no clue what it originally looked like!
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Proud to announce Cowperson passed the bird theory test. However, he was let down I didn’t see an actual bird 🤣💕🤣
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My dog woke me up for A SIP of water. He was whining like he had to potty. No. He wanted literally a sip of water. 3 little tongue fulls. And then paced around bc he was upset the big dog bed was taken by the actual dog it was for. My fluffy son is a diva and I love him but wtf
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
#dearchat what would you name this little guy? I’m hopefully picking him up either this weekend or next and looking for name choices!
October 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cowperson had a surgery today that’s kept him bed ridden. I’m running on 3 hrs of sleep & he knows anytime he sleeps, I might sleep in the other room. So now he txts me like a horny teen boy going “you up?” To see if I’m awake to help him. It makes me cackle every time 🤣😭🤣
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
@halfmoonjoe.com there is apparently a new open world Barbie game and I just need to know what the sub goal for this can be 🤟
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Had a nightmare about a situation with a family member. Woke up thinking how true it really could’ve been. Been up since. Work in a few hours. I just want to sleep but can’t bc the nightmare is still on my mind bc it wasn’t far off from truth and I hate it here 🙃🙃🙃
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Migraine got so bad I called my sister asking for help to get my meds out of pocket. Attempted to drive to cvs and immediately turned around. Someone please come lobotomize me
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Random work meeting scheduled by the team lead who literally can’t even handle time cards correctly, and the meeting is about clocking in/out. I hate it here 🙃
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@kaciethings.bsky.social heard you got the job and anted to say a MASSIVE congrats!!! So excited for you diva!!!! 🤟🎉💕🎉🤟
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I just wanna gush about how great my weekend was with Cowperson. Friday we worked on the jeep & ended up having deep convo. Sat we spent time at the beach then my 1st rodeo. Sunday we cuddled & watched tv before I went home. We got deep & laughed & just got to enjoy life. I loved it!
October 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Happy birthday @alexisdotgov.bsky.social !! Hope it’s as wonderful as you are! 🤟🎉🎉🤟
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Now I can officially say “this isn’t my first rodeo”!
October 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you had a little blue bird, what would you name him? (I may or may not be getting a male parrotlet soon)
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Helping Cowperson with a new business card concept makes me miss marketing so much. It’s my bread & butter. If anyone ever needs any marketing material made, I’m happy to do it for free to help scratch that itch!
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Can everyone donate me $1 so I can maybe get close to affording stem cell therapy for my female pattern baldness? I had a consult today and it’s FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND. I’ve been balding since 22 and it’s been rough (I’m 30 😭). I’ll send dog pics? (My dog, not a ween) 🥲😭🙃🤣
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Cowperson wants to watch Hamilton again and sang loudly “BABE! Alexander Hamilton!” from the bathroom 🤣🤣
September 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM