Gary
@glburdette.bsky.social
Jack of some trades, master of few. Fixer, tinker, maker.
Sure, History will judge Trump harshly. But he'll be dead by then. I want him judged harshly now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sure, History will judge Trump harshly. But he'll be dead by then. I want him judged harshly now.
My 86 year old mother: Can you show me how to do a video call on my first ever smart phone?
Me: OK, so an operating system is a thing that...
Me: OK, so an operating system is a thing that...
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My 86 year old mother: Can you show me how to do a video call on my first ever smart phone?
Me: OK, so an operating system is a thing that...
Me: OK, so an operating system is a thing that...
Welcome to Trump's America: Where everything is up in the air except the planes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Welcome to Trump's America: Where everything is up in the air except the planes.
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
We need billboards and ads everywhere with Trump's fat, grinning face and the caption "I'm the reason you're hungry"
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We need billboards and ads everywhere with Trump's fat, grinning face and the caption "I'm the reason you're hungry"
I think if MTG was the Jan. 6 bomber we'll know soon, the way she's giving interviews
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think if MTG was the Jan. 6 bomber we'll know soon, the way she's giving interviews
Democrats Reps should all go on TV and say, "We're ready to negotiate in healthcare and the budget once the House is in session and Rep. Grijalva is sworn in."
And if that somehow happens, just don't negotiate.
And if that somehow happens, just don't negotiate.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Democrats Reps should all go on TV and say, "We're ready to negotiate in healthcare and the budget once the House is in session and Rep. Grijalva is sworn in."
And if that somehow happens, just don't negotiate.
And if that somehow happens, just don't negotiate.
So many legal postings on here are like:
Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing
Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not
Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing
Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
So many legal postings on here are like:
Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing
Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not
Judge OVERTURNS rule BLOCKING legislation BARRING people from NOT DOING a thing
Just tell me if I'm supposed to be happy about it or not
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I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
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#charliekirk #jdvance
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#charliekirk #jdvance
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Pre-Halloween shot and chaser: 🎃
Listen to the B-52’s “Love Shack” again. (Even though you’ve heard it, refresh. Trust me.)
Then read John K. Peck’s utterly fucking hilarious “H.P. Loveshack.”
Again — trust me.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...
Listen to the B-52’s “Love Shack” again. (Even though you’ve heard it, refresh. Trust me.)
Then read John K. Peck’s utterly fucking hilarious “H.P. Loveshack.”
Again — trust me.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...
H.P. Loveshack
When I recall that night so many years ago, among the foul mists and brackish fens of the Great Southern Swamp, a great wave of shame and guilt ris...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Pre-Halloween shot and chaser: 🎃
Listen to the B-52’s “Love Shack” again. (Even though you’ve heard it, refresh. Trust me.)
Then read John K. Peck’s utterly fucking hilarious “H.P. Loveshack.”
Again — trust me.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...
Listen to the B-52’s “Love Shack” again. (Even though you’ve heard it, refresh. Trust me.)
Then read John K. Peck’s utterly fucking hilarious “H.P. Loveshack.”
Again — trust me.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-...
I think there should be a work requirement if you want to get a congressional salary.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think there should be a work requirement if you want to get a congressional salary.
I hope Trump doesn't get his deposit back
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I hope Trump doesn't get his deposit back
If Melania didn't want to decorate the White House for Christmas, she could have just said so.
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
If Melania didn't want to decorate the White House for Christmas, she could have just said so.
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
Instead of making revenge videos where Dems like Newsome do stuff to Trump, they should be videos of Vance or other Cabinet members doing stuff to Trump and vice versa. Make them believable like Miller with a Trump marionette, Vance with a copy of the 25th amendment. Get them going after each other.
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Instead of making revenge videos where Dems like Newsome do stuff to Trump, they should be videos of Vance or other Cabinet members doing stuff to Trump and vice versa. Make them believable like Miller with a Trump marionette, Vance with a copy of the 25th amendment. Get them going after each other.
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America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
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Grew up worried there's not enough polar ice, now everybody says we're too polar iced. It's just frustrating.
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Grew up worried there's not enough polar ice, now everybody says we're too polar iced. It's just frustrating.
It's nice that other countries are having protests today. For instance, London is having a "Well Kings, per se, Aren't The Problem" protest
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's nice that other countries are having protests today. For instance, London is having a "Well Kings, per se, Aren't The Problem" protest
Quit asking Mike Johnson and Republicans, "When are you going to release the Epstein files?"
Start asking, "How many times does your name appear in the Epstein files?" If they say none, ask why they are protecting pedophiles.
Start asking, "How many times does your name appear in the Epstein files?" If they say none, ask why they are protecting pedophiles.
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Quit asking Mike Johnson and Republicans, "When are you going to release the Epstein files?"
Start asking, "How many times does your name appear in the Epstein files?" If they say none, ask why they are protecting pedophiles.
Start asking, "How many times does your name appear in the Epstein files?" If they say none, ask why they are protecting pedophiles.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
I get it now why so many ancient statues had the nose or head broken off
October 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I get it now why so many ancient statues had the nose or head broken off
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A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o