Mel the Scallion
@girlmellymel.bsky.social
Giving opulence. Southern-bred. Mississippi in Mugler. Texas in Tom Ford.
I’ma do the best I can with what I got.
📍 HTX
I’ma do the best I can with what I got.
📍 HTX
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I be seeing so many goodT quotes on TT that I love and then forget about that I’m starting a thread to keep track of them.
The older ones I won’t be able to include vids for bc I forgot but newer ones I’ll do by best to.
The older ones I won’t be able to include vids for bc I forgot but newer ones I’ll do by best to.
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Getting mad at immigrants who need a little to survive and admiring billionaires who take in more than they could ever use & refuse to give away what they'd never miss will never not be crazy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Getting mad at immigrants who need a little to survive and admiring billionaires who take in more than they could ever use & refuse to give away what they'd never miss will never not be crazy.
How did I never realize how TALL Michelle Obama is?!?
5’11?????
5’11?????
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How did I never realize how TALL Michelle Obama is?!?
5’11?????
5’11?????
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The high profile Death Row artists are still very rich and the high profile Bad Boy artists are not. I think about that from time to time.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The high profile Death Row artists are still very rich and the high profile Bad Boy artists are not. I think about that from time to time.
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RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
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@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
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Only thing missing
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Only thing missing
Oop let me
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“The American Revolution,” Ken Burns’s new docuseries, “is intelligently self-critical history of a kind most people worldwide are deprived of,” John McWhorter writes. “Showing us what the era entailed for all different kinds of early Americans isn’t woke; it’s accurate.”
“The American Revolution,” Ken Burns’s new docuseries, “is intelligently self-critical history of a kind most people worldwide are deprived of,” John McWhorter writes. “Showing us what the era entailed for all different kinds of early Americans isn’t woke; it’s accurate.”
Opinion | ‘The American Revolution’ Is Not Woke. It’s Magnificent.
Don’t be shocked: There were Black people and Native Americans during the colonial era.
nyti.ms
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oop let me
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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A whole ass queen.
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A whole ass queen.
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This is unspeakably fucked.
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is unspeakably fucked.
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RACISM
Hold up? …. Rolling Stone didn’t have Sinners in the top 20 movies of 2025 list??!?
a woman with braids is making a funny face with her hand on her ear
ALT: a woman with braids is making a funny face with her hand on her ear
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
RACISM
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I need a massage, vacation, 4 new books, and a deep hug
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I need a massage, vacation, 4 new books, and a deep hug
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🗣️SLUTS
Watching the men say they give it up for a sandwich and a soda.
a woman is standing in a living room with the words pa the tic on the bottom
Alt: a woman is standing in a living room with the words pa the tic on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🗣️SLUTS
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🇧🇷Brazil? Vs 🇭🇹 Haiti?? In 🦅Philly??? ON JUNETEENTH 2026???? That is boutta be the most diasporic day to ever diaspora in the history of Black. I can’t 😭😭😭
#WeAreOneRice #I’mEveryNigga
#WeAreOneRice #I’mEveryNigga
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🇧🇷Brazil? Vs 🇭🇹 Haiti?? In 🦅Philly??? ON JUNETEENTH 2026???? That is boutta be the most diasporic day to ever diaspora in the history of Black. I can’t 😭😭😭
#WeAreOneRice #I’mEveryNigga
#WeAreOneRice #I’mEveryNigga
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And just like that this man has officially given me the ick.
Sigh.
Sigh.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And just like that this man has officially given me the ick.
Sigh.
Sigh.
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He's calling y'all cheap whores, fellas.
Women, the next time a man puts you thru a mattress put $20 on the night stand! Lol
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He's calling y'all cheap whores, fellas.
Horny again.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Horny again.
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"The password to the Louvre server was 'Louvre.'"
That will always make me laugh.
That will always make me laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"The password to the Louvre server was 'Louvre.'"
That will always make me laugh.
That will always make me laugh.
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The Simpsons already did this.
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Simpsons already did this.
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When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
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Some of my AirBnB guests waste no time. Open the door and straight to the hump-work.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some of my AirBnB guests waste no time. Open the door and straight to the hump-work.
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Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.