Jackson Murray
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Jackson Murray
@ghoulmccool.bsky.social
· Nov 13
He was a S8yr Boi
Well-played by James McAvoy
In a magic land locked in winter
Well-played by James McAvoy
In a magic land locked in winter
"don't let the bedbugs bite" implies both the existence of bedbugs and the responsibility on the sleeper to remain ever-alert against their onslaught and I guess what I'm saying is maybe it isn't a helpful thing to say to a child at bedtime
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"don't let the bedbugs bite" implies both the existence of bedbugs and the responsibility on the sleeper to remain ever-alert against their onslaught and I guess what I'm saying is maybe it isn't a helpful thing to say to a child at bedtime
Laughed so hard when Junglepussy was introduced as "Junglepussy" in OBAA and the people around me definitely just thought I had the absolute dumbest sense of humor (I mean I do, but c'mon)
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Laughed so hard when Junglepussy was introduced as "Junglepussy" in OBAA and the people around me definitely just thought I had the absolute dumbest sense of humor (I mean I do, but c'mon)
"Hail St. Nick" might be the funniest shit ever written
September 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Hail St. Nick" might be the funniest shit ever written
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Honored to contribute a short story along with so many wonderfully talented writers. And my little story grew into a sequel (of sorts) to one of my earliest movies... I hope you enjoy.
Haunted Reels 2: More Stories from the Minds of Professional Filmmakers (Dark Matter Presents)
Haunted Reels 2: More Stories from the Minds of Professional Filmmakers (Dark Matter Presents) [Flanagan, Mike, Cargill, C Robert, Lawson, David] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Haunted Reels 2: More Stories from the Minds of Professional Filmmakers (Dark Matter Presents)
www.amazon.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Honored to contribute a short story along with so many wonderfully talented writers. And my little story grew into a sequel (of sorts) to one of my earliest movies... I hope you enjoy.
Look it's very simple math — if we don't make sure poor kids can't get vaccinated and can't drink Mountain Dew, we won't have enough money to help our rich friends do genocide
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Look it's very simple math — if we don't make sure poor kids can't get vaccinated and can't drink Mountain Dew, we won't have enough money to help our rich friends do genocide
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You can find our new horror anthology HAUNTED REELS 2, written by a myriad of today's best indie and mainstream filmmakers, here:
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Haunted Reels 2: More Stories from the Minds of Professional Filmmakers
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August 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You can find our new horror anthology HAUNTED REELS 2, written by a myriad of today's best indie and mainstream filmmakers, here:
darkmattermagazine.shop/products/hau...
darkmattermagazine.shop/products/hau...
Haunted Reels 2 release day, y'all. Some pre-spooky season nightmare fuel by a bunch of insanely talented folks in the genre film community (and me)
This summer is a bit crazy. I've got two new stories going out in the wild - EAT THE RICH in Haunted Reels 2 and WRONG FUCKING PLACE, WRONG FUCKING TIME in the upcoming Stand anthology, End of the World as We Know It. And last month saw the release of my new novella ALL THE ASH WE LEAVE BEHIND.
August 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Haunted Reels 2 release day, y'all. Some pre-spooky season nightmare fuel by a bunch of insanely talented folks in the genre film community (and me)
I guess I thought a drone show would still maybe look cool if I wasn't sitting directly in front of them
Alas, I am a dumb bitch
Alas, I am a dumb bitch
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I guess I thought a drone show would still maybe look cool if I wasn't sitting directly in front of them
Alas, I am a dumb bitch
Alas, I am a dumb bitch
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Real Kurt Russell shooting free throws in front of a firing squad energy this 4th of J.
July 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Real Kurt Russell shooting free throws in front of a firing squad energy this 4th of J.
The lack of love I've seen for ATTACK THE BLOCK on everyone's lists is unforgivable
June 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The lack of love I've seen for ATTACK THE BLOCK on everyone's lists is unforgivable
Blackout drunk at a dive bar as I try to light the karaoke songbook on fire with a dead lighter: "I'm singing Mothra's Song from Ebirah Horror of the Deep, I don't give a goddamn 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬."
June 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Blackout drunk at a dive bar as I try to light the karaoke songbook on fire with a dead lighter: "I'm singing Mothra's Song from Ebirah Horror of the Deep, I don't give a goddamn 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬."
It is exceedingly strange to me how few people have seen the very good sequel to 2001 that stars Helen Mirren, Roy Scheider, John Lithgow, and Bob Balaban
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It is exceedingly strange to me how few people have seen the very good sequel to 2001 that stars Helen Mirren, Roy Scheider, John Lithgow, and Bob Balaban
New Mclusky hoooooly shit
May 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Mclusky hoooooly shit
Luca Guadagnino is the Giannis Antetokounmpo of film and no I won't clarify
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Luca Guadagnino is the Giannis Antetokounmpo of film and no I won't clarify
CHALLENGERS getting shut out feels kinda crazy
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
CHALLENGERS getting shut out feels kinda crazy
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Love all my trans friends dearly, and if you aren’t my friend, I love you too
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Love all my trans friends dearly, and if you aren’t my friend, I love you too
Hi. Yes, "good afternoon." Sure. One cup of primordial soup please.
January 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hi. Yes, "good afternoon." Sure. One cup of primordial soup please.
As a baseball fan and movie weirdo who lives in Milwaukee, losing Bob Uecker and David Lynch in one day is a spiritual sledgehammer to the spine
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
As a baseball fan and movie weirdo who lives in Milwaukee, losing Bob Uecker and David Lynch in one day is a spiritual sledgehammer to the spine
If there's a word in any language that's more fun to say than cacahuates, I don't know it
January 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If there's a word in any language that's more fun to say than cacahuates, I don't know it
Haven't seen some big ones yet that I think I'll probably dig (THE SUBSTANCE, THE BRUTALIST, ANORA, NICKEL BOYS, DIDI) but here are some things I loved in 2024:
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Haven't seen some big ones yet that I think I'll probably dig (THE SUBSTANCE, THE BRUTALIST, ANORA, NICKEL BOYS, DIDI) but here are some things I loved in 2024:
The journey of Divine to Sturges to Russ Meyer to RIVER'S EDGE has been A Trip. Closing out a batshit 2024 on a series of suitably batshit notes.
(also these movies all fucking riiiiiiiiiiip)
(also these movies all fucking riiiiiiiiiiip)
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
The journey of Divine to Sturges to Russ Meyer to RIVER'S EDGE has been A Trip. Closing out a batshit 2024 on a series of suitably batshit notes.
(also these movies all fucking riiiiiiiiiiip)
(also these movies all fucking riiiiiiiiiiip)
Sesame Street Writer's Room, 1998:
"What about a guy named Mr. Noodle and his whole thing is like he's a mime who's so fucking dumb? Like, so so dumb."
"What about a guy named Mr. Noodle and his whole thing is like he's a mime who's so fucking dumb? Like, so so dumb."
December 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Sesame Street Writer's Room, 1998:
"What about a guy named Mr. Noodle and his whole thing is like he's a mime who's so fucking dumb? Like, so so dumb."
"What about a guy named Mr. Noodle and his whole thing is like he's a mime who's so fucking dumb? Like, so so dumb."
Unfortunately being a massive Paul Verhoeven fan perfectly prepares you for living in modern America
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Unfortunately being a massive Paul Verhoeven fan perfectly prepares you for living in modern America
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.