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👿 Definitely "Not Parody"® so
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This decision came as a direct response to people who are NOT current employees of Gerpa Goods STEALING employee benefits! Gross! 🤮
Thanks team for your very courageous sacrifice! 🙌🎉
This decision came as a direct response to people who are NOT current employees of Gerpa Goods STEALING employee benefits! Gross! 🤮
Thanks team for your very courageous sacrifice! 🙌🎉
At Gerpa Goods, every Autumnal item you buy strengthens the veil between this world and the pumpkin dimension. Skip a purchase, and risk eternal summer. ☀️ (Nobody wants that.)
At Gerpa Goods, every Autumnal item you buy strengthens the veil between this world and the pumpkin dimension. Skip a purchase, and risk eternal summer. ☀️ (Nobody wants that.)
"To be clear, we do not currently deport our employees — largely because we have no legal authority to do so. But if such authority were hypothetically granted to us via a hastily-signed executive order written on the back of a Cheesecake Factory receipt, we would..."
"To be clear, we do not currently deport our employees — largely because we have no legal authority to do so. But if such authority were hypothetically granted to us via a hastily-signed executive order written on the back of a Cheesecake Factory receipt, we would..."
Please email us how many bathroom breaks you took last week! Gerpa Goods can no longer be responsible for any non-work-related time that you clock! FAILURE TO RESPOND WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
Please email us how many bathroom breaks you took last week! Gerpa Goods can no longer be responsible for any non-work-related time that you clock! FAILURE TO RESPOND WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
That's why here at Gerpa Goods, we fly #Boeing
That's why here at Gerpa Goods, we fly #Boeing
www.gerpagoods.com
www.gerpagoods.com
Please send us real humans who are:
🛒 Customers
🌱 Into environmental signaling
🏢 Love corporate monopolies
🤔 Aren't too discerning when it comes to quality
🤑 Have lots of money
💰 Love profit
🌐 Online 24/7
🏈 Love America
⏳ Want to live forever
💪 Productivity experts
🧠 Are not smart
Please send us real humans who are:
🛒 Customers
🌱 Into environmental signaling
🏢 Love corporate monopolies
🤔 Aren't too discerning when it comes to quality
🤑 Have lots of money
💰 Love profit
🌐 Online 24/7
🏈 Love America
⏳ Want to live forever
💪 Productivity experts
🧠 Are not smart