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🐈⬛ New fiends welcome
📍 Cambridge
What if the flag shagger was you though
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
What if the flag shagger was you though
For far too long [pause] our trains have been told [pause] that they should not be proud of their country. No more. That is why today [pause] I can announce [dramatic pause] a butcher’s apron ON EVERY TRAIN [ecstatic applause, some audience members are overcome and go into cardiac arrest]
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
For far too long [pause] our trains have been told [pause] that they should not be proud of their country. No more. That is why today [pause] I can announce [dramatic pause] a butcher’s apron ON EVERY TRAIN [ecstatic applause, some audience members are overcome and go into cardiac arrest]
My years proselytising practical resistance to most forms of organised fun with the quiet determination of a recusant Catholic observing mass during the English reformation always pay off when a friend or relative shares their relief at having successfully evaded Christmas karaoke
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My years proselytising practical resistance to most forms of organised fun with the quiet determination of a recusant Catholic observing mass during the English reformation always pay off when a friend or relative shares their relief at having successfully evaded Christmas karaoke
The festive period: some people need a bit of help with it, others can just take it. In their stride
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The festive period: some people need a bit of help with it, others can just take it. In their stride
A fair bit of fluffing going on in my gaff this evening as I am trying to assemble the haram artificial Christmas tree to a satisfactory standard
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A fair bit of fluffing going on in my gaff this evening as I am trying to assemble the haram artificial Christmas tree to a satisfactory standard
Alright lads I’ve got my neon lights on and also a cardigan on but they’ll both be off before I’m off to the alehouse. Thankyou
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Alright lads I’ve got my neon lights on and also a cardigan on but they’ll both be off before I’m off to the alehouse. Thankyou
Really friendly bird in Nisa in Cherry Hinton who’s apparently moved house said to me earlier that it takes a village to raise a child. No idea what the fuck she was on about but she’s lovely and I wanted to agree with her so I said I know what you mean I get my teeth/hair/car all done in Sawston
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Really friendly bird in Nisa in Cherry Hinton who’s apparently moved house said to me earlier that it takes a village to raise a child. No idea what the fuck she was on about but she’s lovely and I wanted to agree with her so I said I know what you mean I get my teeth/hair/car all done in Sawston
Far be it for a thick parochial gobshite like me to give the world’s biggest nerds productivity tips, but if you press the pedal on the right the car actually goes faster
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Far be it for a thick parochial gobshite like me to give the world’s biggest nerds productivity tips, but if you press the pedal on the right the car actually goes faster
Me and this woman at work have decided we get on well. Dunno who she is, dunno what she does. She won’t know fuck all about me. We’re just always pleased to see each other, end of.
HELLO DARLIN YOU OK yes mate are you YEAH OH I LIKE YOUR COAT oh thanks you have a good day AWW AND YOU TA-RA
HELLO DARLIN YOU OK yes mate are you YEAH OH I LIKE YOUR COAT oh thanks you have a good day AWW AND YOU TA-RA
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Me and this woman at work have decided we get on well. Dunno who she is, dunno what she does. She won’t know fuck all about me. We’re just always pleased to see each other, end of.
HELLO DARLIN YOU OK yes mate are you YEAH OH I LIKE YOUR COAT oh thanks you have a good day AWW AND YOU TA-RA
HELLO DARLIN YOU OK yes mate are you YEAH OH I LIKE YOUR COAT oh thanks you have a good day AWW AND YOU TA-RA
Everyone rinsed the guy I went on a date with who had a Santa kink but I bet he bloody loves this time of year. I think it was a kink rather than a fetish because as I say he did go for a drink with me and I look more like an Asda chicken fillet than I do Father Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Everyone rinsed the guy I went on a date with who had a Santa kink but I bet he bloody loves this time of year. I think it was a kink rather than a fetish because as I say he did go for a drink with me and I look more like an Asda chicken fillet than I do Father Christmas
This is what the inside of my brain sounds like
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is what the inside of my brain sounds like
Very bright today. I can’t cope with it
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Very bright today. I can’t cope with it
The neighbourhood κοτζιάκαρη who enthusiastically organises the things and the people messaged to ask if I’d like to join her book club. Said I appreciated the invite, but I’ve already got more books than I can read
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The neighbourhood κοτζιάκαρη who enthusiastically organises the things and the people messaged to ask if I’d like to join her book club. Said I appreciated the invite, but I’ve already got more books than I can read
Getting revved up for a Friday night nervous breakdown in Fulbourn Tescos if anyone wants to join me: they’ve got beers
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Getting revved up for a Friday night nervous breakdown in Fulbourn Tescos if anyone wants to join me: they’ve got beers
This is not hot drinks discourse but I fluctuate between a keenness to make better cups of tea for friends/lovers/coworkers/acquaintances/enemies and JESUS CHRIST GEORGIE LEAVE THE BAG IN A BIT LONGER WILL YA my core belief that it’s irretrievable and they should just have coffee
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This is not hot drinks discourse but I fluctuate between a keenness to make better cups of tea for friends/lovers/coworkers/acquaintances/enemies and JESUS CHRIST GEORGIE LEAVE THE BAG IN A BIT LONGER WILL YA my core belief that it’s irretrievable and they should just have coffee
Found that thing you’re always searching for btw
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Found that thing you’re always searching for btw
Ice and a slice love
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Ice and a slice love
Give me a Christmas fair so bleak I can feel the seratonin slipping out my brain like crap out of a goose (with She Works Hard For The Money playing, perfectly, in the background)
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Give me a Christmas fair so bleak I can feel the seratonin slipping out my brain like crap out of a goose (with She Works Hard For The Money playing, perfectly, in the background)
Some people dread going to the dentist
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Some people dread going to the dentist
Bloody loves it mate
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bloody loves it mate
Bumped into a dour old boy I used to work with as a teenager, who barely spoke to me until the day I struggled to conceal a hickey the same size and hue as Gorbachev’s birthmark, when he put his hand on my shoulder and said sternly YOU FUCKING WELL GET THAT BASTARD BACK NEXT TIME ALRIGHT GEORGE
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bumped into a dour old boy I used to work with as a teenager, who barely spoke to me until the day I struggled to conceal a hickey the same size and hue as Gorbachev’s birthmark, when he put his hand on my shoulder and said sternly YOU FUCKING WELL GET THAT BASTARD BACK NEXT TIME ALRIGHT GEORGE
So I watched the first episode of Jane Eyre (2006) yesterday as I was in the mood, as I often am, for complex romance and anguished passion! I won’t give anything away in case you’re a bit ignorant and don’t know the story but things were just hotting up for our eponymous heroine Jane Eyre (2006)
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
So I watched the first episode of Jane Eyre (2006) yesterday as I was in the mood, as I often am, for complex romance and anguished passion! I won’t give anything away in case you’re a bit ignorant and don’t know the story but things were just hotting up for our eponymous heroine Jane Eyre (2006)
Apolologies to Kirsty MacColl but there’s a man in Asda who looks like Leo Varadkar
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Apolologies to Kirsty MacColl but there’s a man in Asda who looks like Leo Varadkar