David Altenburg
gensym.bsky.social
David Altenburg
@gensym.bsky.social
Chicagoan in SoCal.
Programming, rock climbing, mountain rescue.
Not in a spot where I can see the Northern Lights, but I did get to see the sun rise over Palm Springs after rescuing a lost hiker off of Mt San Jacinto last night
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If I have learnt a single thing from 8 years of arguments about The Last Jedi, it’s that George Lucas was absolutely right to just explicitly and clunkily spell out themes like “I knew there was more to you than money!” when the franchise started rather than trusting it was clear to the audience
(I know I’m screaming into the void on this but it doesn’t oeacenik, the “both sides are bad and the weapons manufacturers are the real villains” view is advocated by a *bad guy* whose views are explicitly rejected!)
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It is stupid to ridicule people for doing things you want them to do.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When a Spirit Halloween goes out of business, this is what opens in its place.
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is bro using his geared-up self as a baseline?

He is right that my parents aren't having children any more. Definitely something that has changed since the 80s.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ve seen several articles about the AI actress, but none have explained what the point of an AI actress is. If you’re going to generate a performance with AI, why wouldn’t you create a bespoke character for your film? Is there something so obvious it doesn’t need to be explained that I’m missing?
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you are having a written conversation with someone, it is disrespectful as hell to take what they write, feed it into an LLM, and use that to construct your responses.
September 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Am I ugly, or have you just failed to drink enough alcohol?
September 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Ah, yes, more quality programming only on hul… *check notes* Disney+?
August 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Thomas Pynchon presaged the bodybuilding.com forums back in 1997.
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I just put some milk in my coffee like a heathen and it actually tastes really good.
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh shit. So bummed I never got a chance to visit.
August 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Asking GPT5 how many days of the week there are and getting reproduced arguments from that one bodybuilding dot com forum thread like a ghost in the machine.
August 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming.

In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”

You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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It's all third spaces, baby. Used to go bowling, used to cover Skynyrd in the garage, used to have a car club. Now we've got Theo Von on in the F-350 on the way home from your 11-hour workday.
Though I'm actually a bit confused on the causation. The idea that American masculinity prevents friendships between men sounds totally plausible to me, but are masculinity norms *that* much worse now than they were in 1990? Something has to explain the huge shift.
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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not everyone in society needs to have taken philosophy 101, but imo our dogshit discourse around AI suggests that it probably should have been mandatory for the elite classes
July 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s stupid to ridicule people for doing things you want them to do.
June 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Saw this fellow on my hike this morning
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Super stoked to see Mission: Impossible tonight. First movie that's come out since my daughter got into the series. Hope there's lots of Tom Cruise running.
May 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kohl’s is selling a Jack Black doll
May 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vatican phone number is being changed to 588-2300-THEPOPE
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think if you’re in a movie, you should be able to rent it for free.
May 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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reopen the bodybuilding dot com forums
I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I've been reading Cory Doctorow today and here's my takeaway. Big Tech talks about AI replacing human workers, but the real power of AI isn’t in automation—it’s in augmentation. The best outcomes happen when humans and AI collaborate, not when machines replace us.
February 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM