Gemmajoobjoob
@gemmajoobjoob.bsky.social
Leftie vegan wanker that doesn’t drink. I know, God I bore myself 🥴. Zombie Apocalypse squad leader. Abraham's Army. No, I've not had a boobjob. She/her
Gone to get breakfast for Dexter. Come back up to teeny potat.
March 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Gone to get breakfast for Dexter. Come back up to teeny potat.
Good morning from the baby potat
March 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good morning from the baby potat
Look who is home for a whole MONTH 🥰 and straight into the Lego much to the cats delight 😂
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Look who is home for a whole MONTH 🥰 and straight into the Lego much to the cats delight 😂
Managed to bruise the sole of my foot tonight. New achievement unlocked 🤡
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Managed to bruise the sole of my foot tonight. New achievement unlocked 🤡
Working on nailing the D 🙌🏼 🤸
March 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Working on nailing the D 🙌🏼 🤸
She really just sits like this. All the time. 🥴🧡💛
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She really just sits like this. All the time. 🥴🧡💛
But anyway here, have a timeline cleanse. The baby cat chooses to sit like this
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
But anyway here, have a timeline cleanse. The baby cat chooses to sit like this
Lambing season in the village. Absolutely no fun driving past frolicking baby lambs for the next couple of months until you all of a sudden drive past a half empty field 🙃
March 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Lambing season in the village. Absolutely no fun driving past frolicking baby lambs for the next couple of months until you all of a sudden drive past a half empty field 🙃
Morning Bluesky. Pretty criminal that I’ve been up an hour and I am allowed to sleep in today 🤦🏼♀️
March 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Morning Bluesky. Pretty criminal that I’ve been up an hour and I am allowed to sleep in today 🤦🏼♀️
I don’t even have to be up and out until lunch. No kids, no cats…could be having a lie in. But no. I’ve been placed next to captain snooze.
a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .
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February 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I don’t even have to be up and out until lunch. No kids, no cats…could be having a lie in. But no. I’ve been placed next to captain snooze.
There is a person in the hotel room next to me whose alarm has gone off 4 times now. GET. UP.
February 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is a person in the hotel room next to me whose alarm has gone off 4 times now. GET. UP.
My daughter set me up on a Dating app and honestly it’s the most depressing thing to happen to me in a long time. And that’s saying something. I’ll just try and meet a nice Irish man at the weekend instead 😂
February 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My daughter set me up on a Dating app and honestly it’s the most depressing thing to happen to me in a long time. And that’s saying something. I’ll just try and meet a nice Irish man at the weekend instead 😂
My seventy odd year old aunty liking every single one of my pole videos on instagram is the level of positivity I need today 😂
February 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My seventy odd year old aunty liking every single one of my pole videos on instagram is the level of positivity I need today 😂
@jonnelledge.bsky.social third times a fucking charm 🙃🤡 just here to jinx you as I said the exact same thing at the exact same time 😂
Cc @papercutsshow.bsky.social or I’ll make no sense at all
Cc @papercutsshow.bsky.social or I’ll make no sense at all
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February 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@jonnelledge.bsky.social third times a fucking charm 🙃🤡 just here to jinx you as I said the exact same thing at the exact same time 😂
Cc @papercutsshow.bsky.social or I’ll make no sense at all
Cc @papercutsshow.bsky.social or I’ll make no sense at all
Can tell I’ve been up since 5am 💀 Barely functional. I’m sure when I go to do squid games later this afternoon I definitely won’t die.
February 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Can tell I’ve been up since 5am 💀 Barely functional. I’m sure when I go to do squid games later this afternoon I definitely won’t die.
It’s peak of the week and I’m taking the small wins. Son passed his theory (third times a charm 🤦🏼♀️) and I got to pole! We won’t talk about the losses 🙃
February 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s peak of the week and I’m taking the small wins. Son passed his theory (third times a charm 🤦🏼♀️) and I got to pole! We won’t talk about the losses 🙃
They also requested more cake. So I doubled up on the baking.
February 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They also requested more cake. So I doubled up on the baking.
Visited the sister today. Can confirm the squirrels are well fed there 😂
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Visited the sister today. Can confirm the squirrels are well fed there 😂
I know I’m late to the party but I’ve started watching the last of us. I would be so dead 🤦🏼♀️
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know I’m late to the party but I’ve started watching the last of us. I would be so dead 🤦🏼♀️
Having to deep dive daughter’s condition. It’s really not a fun read. I hope she doesn’t read all this stuff, it’s enough to send your head west.
January 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Having to deep dive daughter’s condition. It’s really not a fun read. I hope she doesn’t read all this stuff, it’s enough to send your head west.
Alarm is set for half 6 in the morning. Just got in from A&E, still without adequate treatment after more than 24 hours of cross country NHS fuckery. Never seen such a shambles. Tomorrow will be fun 🤡💀
January 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Alarm is set for half 6 in the morning. Just got in from A&E, still without adequate treatment after more than 24 hours of cross country NHS fuckery. Never seen such a shambles. Tomorrow will be fun 🤡💀
Unsurprisingly, after a phone call to Lily’s actual endocrine team it’s been confirmed she should have been admitted to hospital and immediately put on a drip so mother has done the 4 hour round trip to get her to a hospital. Which should have all happened yesterday.
January 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Unsurprisingly, after a phone call to Lily’s actual endocrine team it’s been confirmed she should have been admitted to hospital and immediately put on a drip so mother has done the 4 hour round trip to get her to a hospital. Which should have all happened yesterday.
Been up all night on the phone to the daughter who is beside herself unwell, worried she’s going into adrenal crisis. I’m miles away feeling fucking helpless. 111 send her to a walk in, £20 on Ubers, for them to barely examine her and send her home. Are these people fucking serious???
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Been up all night on the phone to the daughter who is beside herself unwell, worried she’s going into adrenal crisis. I’m miles away feeling fucking helpless. 111 send her to a walk in, £20 on Ubers, for them to barely examine her and send her home. Are these people fucking serious???
Ok it’s not a pic but it’s still worth it for #sundaypixreflect
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ok it’s not a pic but it’s still worth it for #sundaypixreflect