Geekcliché
@geekcliche.bsky.social
Geek. Metalhead. Bookworm. Beardy. Devout introvert. Bad puns. NHS IT Engineer. Anxiety/depression disaster. Usually hungry. Put all my faith in a loud guitar.
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
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Once I saw a trans person on the bathroom and it turns out all she wanted to do is pee.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Once I saw a trans person on the bathroom and it turns out all she wanted to do is pee.
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William Golding from his 1962 essay “Fables” on the intended meaning of his “Lord Of The Flies”.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
William Golding from his 1962 essay “Fables” on the intended meaning of his “Lord Of The Flies”.
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Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
Wario on his summer holiday contemplating the view.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wario on his summer holiday contemplating the view.
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Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to:
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to:
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
BBC Television Centre,
London W12 8QT.
I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...
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Wow thanks for spoiling No Time To Die everyone
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wow thanks for spoiling No Time To Die everyone
Listening to Mark Steel’s In Town from the island of Unst. Unfortunately, every time someone says the name my brain thinks they’re doing an impression of techno.
Unst. Unst. Unst. Unst.
Unst. Unst. Unst. Unst.
a cat with a surprised look on its face looks up at the camera
ALT: a cat with a surprised look on its face looks up at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Listening to Mark Steel’s In Town from the island of Unst. Unfortunately, every time someone says the name my brain thinks they’re doing an impression of techno.
Unst. Unst. Unst. Unst.
Unst. Unst. Unst. Unst.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Here’s a tip: if you’re travelling with a cowbell and laptop adaptors in hand luggage, don’t put the adaptors inside the cowbell because that looks suspicious.
And an extra tip from my cousin Charlotte - be careful about travelling with a pack of polenta too. Also looks dodgy.
And an extra tip from my cousin Charlotte - be careful about travelling with a pack of polenta too. Also looks dodgy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Here’s a tip: if you’re travelling with a cowbell and laptop adaptors in hand luggage, don’t put the adaptors inside the cowbell because that looks suspicious.
And an extra tip from my cousin Charlotte - be careful about travelling with a pack of polenta too. Also looks dodgy.
And an extra tip from my cousin Charlotte - be careful about travelling with a pack of polenta too. Also looks dodgy.
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Oh no! My printer is otter paper!
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh no! My printer is otter paper!
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dog not included
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My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
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Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
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Eighth straight night of fireworks. Can no-one in this town read a fucking calendar?
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Eighth straight night of fireworks. Can no-one in this town read a fucking calendar?
Mamdani is going to implement Showaddywaddy law. NYC will be forced Under the Moon of Love.
Mamdani is going to implement Shandalar law. NYC will now be forced to drift throughout the Multiverse.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Showaddywaddy law. NYC will be forced Under the Moon of Love.
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can't park there mate
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
can't park there mate
Genuinely spat my drink out on reading this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Genuinely spat my drink out on reading this.