Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
@gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Amateur photographer, voice actor, and scribbler.
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain sarcasm, adult content.
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
Discord: SynchroScore
https://www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain sarcasm, adult content.
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
Discord: SynchroScore
https://www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
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I read the news today, oh boy...
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I DID ANOTHER THING
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November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I DID ANOTHER THING
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It is very funny that Ken Starr shows up in these and Bill Clinton doesn’t
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It is very funny that Ken Starr shows up in these and Bill Clinton doesn’t
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
Well, this sure seems symbolic.
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Well, this sure seems symbolic.
"But what if Bill Clinton is in the files? Checkmate, liberals!"
Yeah, Bill Clinton stopped being relevant two decades ago. This might be hard for MAGA people to understand, but we don't think the sun shines out his ass.
Yeah, Bill Clinton stopped being relevant two decades ago. This might be hard for MAGA people to understand, but we don't think the sun shines out his ass.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"But what if Bill Clinton is in the files? Checkmate, liberals!"
Yeah, Bill Clinton stopped being relevant two decades ago. This might be hard for MAGA people to understand, but we don't think the sun shines out his ass.
Yeah, Bill Clinton stopped being relevant two decades ago. This might be hard for MAGA people to understand, but we don't think the sun shines out his ass.
Having finally figured out how to do this, I thought it might be interesting to look at. Apparently a lot of furry nonsense going on over here.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Having finally figured out how to do this, I thought it might be interesting to look at. Apparently a lot of furry nonsense going on over here.
Hold up...
Are you telling me that Jeffrey Epstein was...the good guy here? I mean, obviously just for a brief instant, but seriously, what newspaper wouldn't go for that?
One with a desired outcome, it would seem.
Are you telling me that Jeffrey Epstein was...the good guy here? I mean, obviously just for a brief instant, but seriously, what newspaper wouldn't go for that?
One with a desired outcome, it would seem.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hold up...
Are you telling me that Jeffrey Epstein was...the good guy here? I mean, obviously just for a brief instant, but seriously, what newspaper wouldn't go for that?
One with a desired outcome, it would seem.
Are you telling me that Jeffrey Epstein was...the good guy here? I mean, obviously just for a brief instant, but seriously, what newspaper wouldn't go for that?
One with a desired outcome, it would seem.
So, in addition to the existing voice acting things, I've considered perhaps getting into #nsfwaudio. I dunno if this will go anywhere, but...here is a little thing I recorded, based on a rough idea I had floating around in my head. Does reflect a bit on my own personality. Tell me what you think!
Naughty Demo Reel
YouTube video by SynchroScore
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So, in addition to the existing voice acting things, I've considered perhaps getting into #nsfwaudio. I dunno if this will go anywhere, but...here is a little thing I recorded, based on a rough idea I had floating around in my head. Does reflect a bit on my own personality. Tell me what you think!
I slip it under the little-spoon's head, like a pillow. Also puts it in a good position for chest-rubs.
where do you put your lower arm when you spoon
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I slip it under the little-spoon's head, like a pillow. Also puts it in a good position for chest-rubs.
Holy shit lol.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Holy shit lol.
If somebody were to have the courage to say "With all due respect, Mr. President: What the fuck are you talking about?" they should get a lifetime supply of Pulitzers.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If somebody were to have the courage to say "With all due respect, Mr. President: What the fuck are you talking about?" they should get a lifetime supply of Pulitzers.
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Something I wrote earlier, when introducing this picture. Thought I might make a video snippet, as if recorded eighty years ago today.
Picture by @infurnationale.bsky.social
Narration and character design @gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Picture by @infurnationale.bsky.social
Narration and character design @gdkalmbach.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Something I wrote earlier, when introducing this picture. Thought I might make a video snippet, as if recorded eighty years ago today.
Picture by @infurnationale.bsky.social
Narration and character design @gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Picture by @infurnationale.bsky.social
Narration and character design @gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Watching The Price Is Right at the auto shop, and wondering what I would do if I got on that show and won a whole bunch of stuff I wouldn't ever want. Like, can you sell a vacation package?
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching The Price Is Right at the auto shop, and wondering what I would do if I got on that show and won a whole bunch of stuff I wouldn't ever want. Like, can you sell a vacation package?
Apparently there's a big to-do about there being another James Bond movie and that causing continuity problems after Bond clearly died in the last movie. Everybody is ignoring the obvious answer:
"James Bond" is not a person. It's a code name. Just like M and Q.
Problem solved.
"James Bond" is not a person. It's a code name. Just like M and Q.
Problem solved.
a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow "
ALT: a man standing on a beach with the words " this never happened to the other fellow "
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Apparently there's a big to-do about there being another James Bond movie and that causing continuity problems after Bond clearly died in the last movie. Everybody is ignoring the obvious answer:
"James Bond" is not a person. It's a code name. Just like M and Q.
Problem solved.
"James Bond" is not a person. It's a code name. Just like M and Q.
Problem solved.
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The expressways should be shut down until they get violent crime under control.
#CarsRuinCities #BikeChi @ctaction.org @betterstreetschicago.org @bikegridnow.org @chicritmass.bsky.social
#CarsRuinCities #BikeChi @ctaction.org @betterstreetschicago.org @bikegridnow.org @chicritmass.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The expressways should be shut down until they get violent crime under control.
#CarsRuinCities #BikeChi @ctaction.org @betterstreetschicago.org @bikegridnow.org @chicritmass.bsky.social
#CarsRuinCities #BikeChi @ctaction.org @betterstreetschicago.org @bikegridnow.org @chicritmass.bsky.social
It's called the Magnificent Mile, you absolute fucking moron.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's called the Magnificent Mile, you absolute fucking moron.
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Never has there been a case of more "good fucking riddance," but it's not unamusing that they're hightailing it right after the first snow storm hit. Chicago has a built-in defense against unserious jagoffs and it's called winter.
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Never has there been a case of more "good fucking riddance," but it's not unamusing that they're hightailing it right after the first snow storm hit. Chicago has a built-in defense against unserious jagoffs and it's called winter.
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Cringe is the one thing Elon ACTUALLY excels at. He is a true innovator in the field of being an absolute embarrassment of a human being.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Cringe is the one thing Elon ACTUALLY excels at. He is a true innovator in the field of being an absolute embarrassment of a human being.
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Had to assist in taking a measurement in this pump barrel. 18 1/2 inches in diameter, laying in my chest with my shoulders hunched, in there all the way up my waist. Had to straddle the two studs sticking out the base. Good thing I'm not claustrophobic! #machineshop
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Had to assist in taking a measurement in this pump barrel. 18 1/2 inches in diameter, laying in my chest with my shoulders hunched, in there all the way up my waist. Had to straddle the two studs sticking out the base. Good thing I'm not claustrophobic! #machineshop
So now to add "I did not expect to see my balls there" to the list of sentences I never thought I'd utter...
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So now to add "I did not expect to see my balls there" to the list of sentences I never thought I'd utter...
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Oh Jesus H. Fuck...
people.com/donald-trump... I just knew this was coming. And if you think this doesn’t end with a massive gold trump statue in DC you’re not paying attention
Donald Trump Is Putting His Face on Both Sides of a New Coin. U.S. Treasury Reveals 'First Drafts'
The U.S. Treasury revealed the draft of a $1 coin featuring President Donald Trump on both sides.
people.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh Jesus H. Fuck...
I've recently seen a few comments about how "ACA land obviously suck, if they need government subsidies to keep them affordable". I can pretty much guarantee you that those making such comments have health care through their employers, and have no idea their employer subsidizes the cost.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've recently seen a few comments about how "ACA land obviously suck, if they need government subsidies to keep them affordable". I can pretty much guarantee you that those making such comments have health care through their employers, and have no idea their employer subsidizes the cost.