Gay John
@gayjohn.bsky.social
There are lot of guys named John and a lot of gay people…but I’m both
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Lately it’s been so rough emotionally (the news ya know bro) but what gets me through is Trixie Mattel zohran demi lovato family guy marijuana sugar free Red Bull Crunchwrap supremes and u Bloomfies
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Lately it’s been so rough emotionally (the news ya know bro) but what gets me through is Trixie Mattel zohran demi lovato family guy marijuana sugar free Red Bull Crunchwrap supremes and u Bloomfies
Nothing quite like hooking up in a married man’s midtown office in the middle of the day while all the employees are out 😊
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nothing quite like hooking up in a married man’s midtown office in the middle of the day while all the employees are out 😊
When I use a 3 second timer vs. when I use a 5 second timer
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When I use a 3 second timer vs. when I use a 5 second timer
Just realized I made a hot guy I met remember my name months later…even though I only spoke to him for 2 minutes…
a cheerleader with a bow in her hair is smiling
Alt: a cheerleader with a bow in her hair is smiling and serving it
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November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just realized I made a hot guy I met remember my name months later…even though I only spoke to him for 2 minutes…
Hey nyc Bloomfies have any of you met up with that sniffies guy who constantly posts about dentist roleplays? I’m low key obsessed with his dedication lol
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hey nyc Bloomfies have any of you met up with that sniffies guy who constantly posts about dentist roleplays? I’m low key obsessed with his dedication lol
GRAMMY NOMINEES KATSEYE AND ADDISON RAE
a woman in a blue dress is applauding in a crowd
Alt: Anne Hathaway
in a blue dress is applauding in a crowd
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November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
GRAMMY NOMINEES KATSEYE AND ADDISON RAE
Mature is better obviously but also check out Four Leaf Clover by Siren Society because those ladies got me bopping
This one guy I dated is a crazy psycho Katy Perry fan (Joella level) and when I ran into him earlier this year I said “I thought of you when Katy Perry’s album tanked!” which did NOT go over well…anyways I kind of like this song should I text him?
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mature is better obviously but also check out Four Leaf Clover by Siren Society because those ladies got me bopping
This one guy I dated is a crazy psycho Katy Perry fan (Joella level) and when I ran into him earlier this year I said “I thought of you when Katy Perry’s album tanked!” which did NOT go over well…anyways I kind of like this song should I text him?
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This one guy I dated is a crazy psycho Katy Perry fan (Joella level) and when I ran into him earlier this year I said “I thought of you when Katy Perry’s album tanked!” which did NOT go over well…anyways I kind of like this song should I text him?
Omg Ryan Murphy just sent a script to Sarah Paulson titled “NANCY!” and starts filming next year…
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Omg Ryan Murphy just sent a script to Sarah Paulson titled “NANCY!” and starts filming next year…
I AM SO HAPPY TO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY EVERYDAY BUT ESPECIALLY TODAY!
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I AM SO HAPPY TO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY EVERYDAY BUT ESPECIALLY TODAY!
Leg day followed by voting for an incredible nyc mayoral candidate and then seeing my friends for a happy hour catch-up and now at my parents to panic and watch results and hope everything turns out correctly tonight ok we will get through this divas!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Leg day followed by voting for an incredible nyc mayoral candidate and then seeing my friends for a happy hour catch-up and now at my parents to panic and watch results and hope everything turns out correctly tonight ok we will get through this divas!!!!
A good sandwich can really turn the day around
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A good sandwich can really turn the day around
Emotionally listening to Demi’s album on this walk oh wow so much healing happening these days
Last minute drinks with the bestie at the gay bar that’s a ten minute walk away and has very hot bartenders and clientele
a purple teletubbies carrying a red bag in a field
Alt: a purple teletubbies carrying a red bag in a field absolutely SERVING
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October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Emotionally listening to Demi’s album on this walk oh wow so much healing happening these days
Last minute drinks with the bestie at the gay bar that’s a ten minute walk away and has very hot bartenders and clientele
a purple teletubbies carrying a red bag in a field
Alt: a purple teletubbies carrying a red bag in a field absolutely SERVING
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October 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Last minute drinks with the bestie at the gay bar that’s a ten minute walk away and has very hot bartenders and clientele
Gay bar playing the jade album we might just be ok divas !!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gay bar playing the jade album we might just be ok divas !!!
That garbage court cannot take away my right to marry a man I HAVEN’T EVEN MET YET
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That garbage court cannot take away my right to marry a man I HAVEN’T EVEN MET YET
Bro I’m soooo sorry for thinking you were into me but you only ever approach me when we’re both naked in the locker room and you’re staring at my d*ck 🙄🙄🙄
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bro I’m soooo sorry for thinking you were into me but you only ever approach me when we’re both naked in the locker room and you’re staring at my d*ck 🙄🙄🙄
Spa night with lesbians!!
a dachshund wearing a towel and cucumber slices on its eyes is getting its nails done .
Alt: The amazing dog spa meme aka a gay dachshund wearing a towel and cucumber slices on its eyes is getting its nails done .
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October 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Spa night with lesbians!!
Straight boy bachelor party highlights include Gay John taking a sake water gun down his throat better than all the other bros:
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Straight boy bachelor party highlights include Gay John taking a sake water gun down his throat better than all the other bros:
They should’ve never added the ability to push your seat back into someone’s face on a plane. Does it even make a difference ???
October 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They should’ve never added the ability to push your seat back into someone’s face on a plane. Does it even make a difference ???
Bachelor party has turned into “watch the bachelor’s favorite anime” and I’m not mad
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Bachelor party has turned into “watch the bachelor’s favorite anime” and I’m not mad
Bloomfies I had a really amazing weekend with the boys and I go home tomorrow and I be posting some more updates as I’m trying to be in the moment now but anyways I love Bluesky so much
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bloomfies I had a really amazing weekend with the boys and I go home tomorrow and I be posting some more updates as I’m trying to be in the moment now but anyways I love Bluesky so much
Fav straight boy bachelor party quotes so far:
“You guys wanna get some raw meat?”
“The constitution is a terribly written document”
“John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”
“You guys wanna get some raw meat?”
“The constitution is a terribly written document”
“John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fav straight boy bachelor party quotes so far:
“You guys wanna get some raw meat?”
“The constitution is a terribly written document”
“John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”
“You guys wanna get some raw meat?”
“The constitution is a terribly written document”
“John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”