Gia
@gashleymadison.bsky.social
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the safeword is password
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the safeword is password
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience
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I don’t need therapy, I just need to pet something fluffy for 45 minutes.
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don’t need therapy, I just need to pet something fluffy for 45 minutes.
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BEE: *goes into hive* honey i’m home
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
BEE: *goes into hive* honey i’m home
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my revenge
July 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my revenge
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WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
August 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
You know it's a pretty good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up.
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You know it's a pretty good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
Brunettes do it weirder.
August 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Brunettes do it weirder.