Gaff the Fish
@gafftopsail.bsky.social
I be up all night, three eyed slug fuckin'
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They/them
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They/them
New product idea: Hot Dogs that are haunted with all the spirits of the animals inside the meat amalgamated into one fucked up cow ghost that talks to you while you eat the dog.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New product idea: Hot Dogs that are haunted with all the spirits of the animals inside the meat amalgamated into one fucked up cow ghost that talks to you while you eat the dog.
Raw garlic got me moving to another lane
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Raw garlic got me moving to another lane
And to the person who left this review—the deepest path forward to hell has opened up—so don't keep your peace, sincerity, and honesty waiting ex-employee.
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And to the person who left this review—the deepest path forward to hell has opened up—so don't keep your peace, sincerity, and honesty waiting ex-employee.
Huh, the titular nine inch nails were actually from a niche doomclone? Fascinating
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Huh, the titular nine inch nails were actually from a niche doomclone? Fascinating
Oh yeah, I like, used to make shit. Maybe I should get back to that...
July 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh yeah, I like, used to make shit. Maybe I should get back to that...
Make like the ocean and levee
June 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Make like the ocean and levee
The Lord forgiveth a wench catch a vibe
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The Lord forgiveth a wench catch a vibe
I love golf, hate the fandom
June 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I love golf, hate the fandom
Guy who has only ever seen owls, seeing a new cryptid for the first time. Hmm, getting a lot of owl vibes from this one.
June 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Guy who has only ever seen owls, seeing a new cryptid for the first time. Hmm, getting a lot of owl vibes from this one.
Go back in time and show a medieval peasant and he will call them innovative features, never seen before
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Go back in time and show a medieval peasant and he will call them innovative features, never seen before
This "he or she" pussy got me acting unwise
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This "he or she" pussy got me acting unwise
Jesus Obama be like "Let me steer"
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Jesus Obama be like "Let me steer"
Met god, shes chillin in Cedar Rapids
February 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Met god, shes chillin in Cedar Rapids
Has anyone seen MrBeast's new video? Seems strange...
February 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Has anyone seen MrBeast's new video? Seems strange...
Call me naked chicken cause im a chalupa
February 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Call me naked chicken cause im a chalupa
Twin Peaks hasn't been the same since 9/11
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Twin Peaks hasn't been the same since 9/11
Trump has announced Mannimarco, the King of Worms, as a member of the five companions
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Trump has announced Mannimarco, the King of Worms, as a member of the five companions
ACAB includes my gangstalkers
August 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
ACAB includes my gangstalkers
Delusions of gruyère
April 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Delusions of gruyère
Uh oh, here comes the goon platoon...
March 19, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Uh oh, here comes the goon platoon...
I'm on that Deuteronomy 32:24 grind
March 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I'm on that Deuteronomy 32:24 grind
They've been giving crustaceans the voices of men lately
March 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
They've been giving crustaceans the voices of men lately
Sorry can't hang out today, got to contact the great old ones now
February 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Sorry can't hang out today, got to contact the great old ones now