gabba ghoul
@gabsimonsays.bsky.social
greensleeves//a specter from the attic
literally what do ANY of you know about this shit
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
literally what do ANY of you know about this shit
been reading up on the blue man group and just found out they were in an episode of halt and catch fire like right after i stopped watching it i fumbled so bad
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
been reading up on the blue man group and just found out they were in an episode of halt and catch fire like right after i stopped watching it i fumbled so bad
(lana del rey voice) will you still love me even though i am chopped and also unc
September 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
(lana del rey voice) will you still love me even though i am chopped and also unc
idk if it’s my ny italian indoctrination but i don’t get lasagna soup. just make fucking lasagna and eat it solid like a big girl
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
idk if it’s my ny italian indoctrination but i don’t get lasagna soup. just make fucking lasagna and eat it solid like a big girl
i hate giving people i know who suck views like i don’t wanna hand it to truckinbill1776 but he got a great front row pov of the knotts berry farm log flume
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i hate giving people i know who suck views like i don’t wanna hand it to truckinbill1776 but he got a great front row pov of the knotts berry farm log flume
biena chickpea snacks...you have bewitched me body and soul
September 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
biena chickpea snacks...you have bewitched me body and soul
reflecting on how being “intimidating” is truly the biggest gift i ever gave myself thank you me 😌
September 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
reflecting on how being “intimidating” is truly the biggest gift i ever gave myself thank you me 😌
insulted that the robo scammers would assume i have a coinbase account smh
August 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
insulted that the robo scammers would assume i have a coinbase account smh
took half an hour trying to find the song stuck in my head and tried all of those "hum and we'll find the song" websites and they were all useless!!! and surely it wasnt my fault!
August 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
took half an hour trying to find the song stuck in my head and tried all of those "hum and we'll find the song" websites and they were all useless!!! and surely it wasnt my fault!
older man came to my line today and said his wife left him with the bags like 🙄but then he got so soft and went “but she’s the best. i love her. we’ve been married 44 years” and i was like what’s the secret and he said “she puts up with so much too, we forgive each other every day”
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
older man came to my line today and said his wife left him with the bags like 🙄but then he got so soft and went “but she’s the best. i love her. we’ve been married 44 years” and i was like what’s the secret and he said “she puts up with so much too, we forgive each other every day”
three different customers called me beautiful today so my rizz is insane in case anyone was curious
July 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
three different customers called me beautiful today so my rizz is insane in case anyone was curious
friends kept me distracted all day swimming and watching the muppet show in a basement bc fireworks really upset me 😌 this is what the future has to be about baby, it’s showing up for your loved ones
July 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
friends kept me distracted all day swimming and watching the muppet show in a basement bc fireworks really upset me 😌 this is what the future has to be about baby, it’s showing up for your loved ones
need it to be known that as a fellow chubby bitch who loves custard and showing hole that ive BEEN a pompompurin girl
July 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
need it to be known that as a fellow chubby bitch who loves custard and showing hole that ive BEEN a pompompurin girl
if you saw hozier cover sweet thing live just know i am developing the technology to steal your memories. i will take your eyeballs
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you saw hozier cover sweet thing live just know i am developing the technology to steal your memories. i will take your eyeballs
this blind box set got the mayor from ppg crying in a blunt bob and bang i’m fucking losing it
June 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
this blind box set got the mayor from ppg crying in a blunt bob and bang i’m fucking losing it
haven’t fallen for the labubu illness but i know if i saw two menopausal southern women hawking them on qvc i would buy a whole box set
June 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
haven’t fallen for the labubu illness but i know if i saw two menopausal southern women hawking them on qvc i would buy a whole box set
call my pussy jeb the way they clap for my bush
May 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
call my pussy jeb the way they clap for my bush
i think rolling around in a dust bath like an overgrown chinchilla would cure me
May 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i think rolling around in a dust bath like an overgrown chinchilla would cure me
had hummus, chia pudding, and salad today
May 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
had hummus, chia pudding, and salad today
getting assaulted with party 4 u fleabag edits while i’m going thru something is DIABOLICAL actually!
April 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
getting assaulted with party 4 u fleabag edits while i’m going thru something is DIABOLICAL actually!
hit 50 degrees today, 3 days off next week, trip planned next month got me feeling like A block of Philadelphia brand cream cheese with its flaps spread open
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
hit 50 degrees today, 3 days off next week, trip planned next month got me feeling like A block of Philadelphia brand cream cheese with its flaps spread open
at work thinking about my potato leek soup. does she miss me
February 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
at work thinking about my potato leek soup. does she miss me
valentines coming up if anyone is trying to declare their love for me i’ll take it in the form of the le creuset shallow heart cocotte with light gold heart knob in peche
January 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
valentines coming up if anyone is trying to declare their love for me i’ll take it in the form of the le creuset shallow heart cocotte with light gold heart knob in peche