Gabi Porter
@gabiporter.bsky.social
Photographer, emotional support person for a chihuahua, taking photos of cocktails
LOUDER!!
I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
February 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
LOUDER!!
This this this.
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This this this.
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I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
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This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Same.
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Same.
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Why are martinis the best?
November 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Why are martinis the best?