Jimmothy
@funnylikeaclown.bsky.social
Law talking guy extraordinaire
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
Any recommendations for must have sandwiches in DC proper?
Any recommendations for must have sandwiches in DC proper?
September 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
Any recommendations for must have sandwiches in DC proper?
Any recommendations for must have sandwiches in DC proper?
What's going on over here?
I'm still mostly on the Nazi site because I refuse to let them run me off.
Why should I leave, they're the ones who suck.
Anyway. Anything cool happening over here?
I'm still mostly on the Nazi site because I refuse to let them run me off.
Why should I leave, they're the ones who suck.
Anyway. Anything cool happening over here?
July 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What's going on over here?
I'm still mostly on the Nazi site because I refuse to let them run me off.
Why should I leave, they're the ones who suck.
Anyway. Anything cool happening over here?
I'm still mostly on the Nazi site because I refuse to let them run me off.
Why should I leave, they're the ones who suck.
Anyway. Anything cool happening over here?
Now watching, but I’m very angry it wasn’t properly named 2 Count 2 Curious
June 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Now watching, but I’m very angry it wasn’t properly named 2 Count 2 Curious
Y’all mind if a white boy habla a little espanol?
May 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Y’all mind if a white boy habla a little espanol?
Spent the weekend working on my farmers tan
May 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Spent the weekend working on my farmers tan
This top comment on a video clip of Ta-Nehisi Coates speaking about Palestine is the perfect example of modern online discourse.
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This top comment on a video clip of Ta-Nehisi Coates speaking about Palestine is the perfect example of modern online discourse.
Smash cut to a 5-4 decision allowing the EO to stand with Alito writing the opinion saying that anything President Trump does is lawful, but this decision is non-precedential for future cases with any democratic president.
Justice Elena Kagan hits Trump's birthright citizenship executive order: "On the merits, you are wrong," she tells Solicitor General D. John Sauer. "The E.O. is unlawful."
May 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Smash cut to a 5-4 decision allowing the EO to stand with Alito writing the opinion saying that anything President Trump does is lawful, but this decision is non-precedential for future cases with any democratic president.
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ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me!
(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me!
(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
White boy stuns by making his kids pupusas from scratch with white people taco filling.
May 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
White boy stuns by making his kids pupusas from scratch with white people taco filling.
It makes me so mad that Yelp hides my very favorite review that a client has ever left for me.
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It makes me so mad that Yelp hides my very favorite review that a client has ever left for me.
Villanova Alumni are gonna be shitting all over Notre Dame now that the Pope is a Villanova alum.
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Villanova Alumni are gonna be shitting all over Notre Dame now that the Pope is a Villanova alum.
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british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
October 15, 2023 at 4:09 PM
british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
Middle aged dads. What shoes are we rocking these days?
Sticking with the classic New Balance?
Going with something more modern?
Maybe something more retro?
Sticking with the classic New Balance?
Going with something more modern?
Maybe something more retro?
May 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Middle aged dads. What shoes are we rocking these days?
Sticking with the classic New Balance?
Going with something more modern?
Maybe something more retro?
Sticking with the classic New Balance?
Going with something more modern?
Maybe something more retro?
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Probably "Kids with Guns," but the "Flimsy Steve" tweet is the single best style parody of an artist in text form, and will be how I remember them
April 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Probably "Kids with Guns," but the "Flimsy Steve" tweet is the single best style parody of an artist in text form, and will be how I remember them
Just political malpractice that the Dems didn’t just spend the entire election cycle hammering on what total weirdos all these freaks are.
Rather than point out the obvious they partnered with Liz Cheney they appeal to an electorate they made up in their own minds.
Rather than point out the obvious they partnered with Liz Cheney they appeal to an electorate they made up in their own minds.
RFK JR: Our fertility is dropping dramatically. Teenagers in this country have the same testosterone levels as 68 year old men
April 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just political malpractice that the Dems didn’t just spend the entire election cycle hammering on what total weirdos all these freaks are.
Rather than point out the obvious they partnered with Liz Cheney they appeal to an electorate they made up in their own minds.
Rather than point out the obvious they partnered with Liz Cheney they appeal to an electorate they made up in their own minds.
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Every Reaper drone that the Air Force feeds to the Houthis is a Reaper that they don’t need to explain why they want to retire and replace with something more expensive and survivable. Win-win!
(Also, every downed Reaper is a Reaper that won’t be available for Operation Enduring Sicario)
(Also, every downed Reaper is a Reaper that won’t be available for Operation Enduring Sicario)
April 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every Reaper drone that the Air Force feeds to the Houthis is a Reaper that they don’t need to explain why they want to retire and replace with something more expensive and survivable. Win-win!
(Also, every downed Reaper is a Reaper that won’t be available for Operation Enduring Sicario)
(Also, every downed Reaper is a Reaper that won’t be available for Operation Enduring Sicario)
Gavin Newsom doesn't need to be distracted from his campaign of destroying homeless encampments and making life measurably worse for his own citizens in California.
Gavin Newsom calls Kilmer Abrego Garcia a “distraction” @washingtonpost.com
What an absolute disgrace he has become.
Beyond repulsive and shameful.
What an absolute disgrace he has become.
Beyond repulsive and shameful.
April 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Gavin Newsom doesn't need to be distracted from his campaign of destroying homeless encampments and making life measurably worse for his own citizens in California.
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Edibles culture has gone too far and it is DANGEROUS. NO to infused matcha croissants made with French butter. NO to salted goats-milk caramel corn. NO to fresh-fruit-juice gummies. Edibles should taste like they were made in a garage so that, this is important, I don’t love them and want to eat 5.
April 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Edibles culture has gone too far and it is DANGEROUS. NO to infused matcha croissants made with French butter. NO to salted goats-milk caramel corn. NO to fresh-fruit-juice gummies. Edibles should taste like they were made in a garage so that, this is important, I don’t love them and want to eat 5.
Military Recruiters reading this guys post
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Military Recruiters reading this guys post
It would be 100% morally defensible to exercise 2nd amendment solutions against federal agents doing this sort of thing.
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
April 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It would be 100% morally defensible to exercise 2nd amendment solutions against federal agents doing this sort of thing.
It will never cease to amaze me how far someone can go as a political writer by spouting off just imaginary drivel like this.
Yeah, sure man. 4 GOP senators and 4 House members will defect. Also, I'm going to grow wings and be able to fly.
Yeah, sure man. 4 GOP senators and 4 House members will defect. Also, I'm going to grow wings and be able to fly.
Four R senators and four R House members could announce they're caucusing with the Dems for now, and will vote for Schumer for Majority Leader and Jeffries for Speaker, because the threat to the rule of law is dire. Meanwhile, they'll work with Democrats to construct guardrails against dictatorship.
April 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It will never cease to amaze me how far someone can go as a political writer by spouting off just imaginary drivel like this.
Yeah, sure man. 4 GOP senators and 4 House members will defect. Also, I'm going to grow wings and be able to fly.
Yeah, sure man. 4 GOP senators and 4 House members will defect. Also, I'm going to grow wings and be able to fly.
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These two posts:
* “We need to treat antifa and BLM like terrorist organizations,” said Joe Kent, Trump’s pick to lead counter-terrorism efforts.
* Trump to Bukele (president of El Salvador): “Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It’s not big enough.” 1/
* “We need to treat antifa and BLM like terrorist organizations,” said Joe Kent, Trump’s pick to lead counter-terrorism efforts.
* Trump to Bukele (president of El Salvador): “Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It’s not big enough.” 1/
April 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
These two posts:
* “We need to treat antifa and BLM like terrorist organizations,” said Joe Kent, Trump’s pick to lead counter-terrorism efforts.
* Trump to Bukele (president of El Salvador): “Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It’s not big enough.” 1/
* “We need to treat antifa and BLM like terrorist organizations,” said Joe Kent, Trump’s pick to lead counter-terrorism efforts.
* Trump to Bukele (president of El Salvador): “Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It’s not big enough.” 1/
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there's a Peggy Noonan column that lives rent-free in my head wherein she blames climate scientists for climate-change denial, because those scientists can't "come to a believable conclusion," and this is a model for center-right discourse: "it's rude of you to be right when i don't like the answer"
This dumb m**********, this smug mediocrity, includes in this piece several attacks on the left but not a single acknowledgement that unlike him a whole bunch of people on the left *did* see this coming, nor any hint that he is willing to learn a single thing from those who saw what he did not.
April 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
there's a Peggy Noonan column that lives rent-free in my head wherein she blames climate scientists for climate-change denial, because those scientists can't "come to a believable conclusion," and this is a model for center-right discourse: "it's rude of you to be right when i don't like the answer"