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I cannot stop
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My leftist radical professor told me bats aren't bugs
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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A grave historical mistake that the leaders of the Confederacy were not tried and hanged.
"Western civilization," the font, the 11 stars - 11 states in the confederacy, for the record.

Why is this never news? Why are we letting our government agencies do this sort of thing while the news agencies report on hallucinated trade deals and act like everything is normal
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of the fun things about being sick and naturally forgetful is that I keep finding half used rolls of toilet paper around the apartment like video game loot
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Being sick sucks but it rocks so hard to live in a time where I can just take some pills about it
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I had no idea that Black Friday was a thing until well into adulthood. I grew up in a family where we did nothing the day after Thanksgiving. It was a day for eating pie for breakfast, staying in your jammies all day, and napping.

I've never gone shopping on Black Friday. No need to start now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Putting intentional typos in my DMs to coworkers so they know it's me making all these terrible decisions and not AI
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They should invent a timesheet program that doesn't suck real bad to use
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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this fucking rules, take the time to add it to your day
In February, @subpop.bsky.social came to me with an idea that I found hard to resist: @clppng.bsky.social wanted to play the Tiny Desk, like, ON the actual desk... with MIDI-controlled robots striking coffee mugs and shaking paper clips.

It's finally here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-k...
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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On the one hand this is bad, on the other maybe it means we won't need to hear people rattle off TV Tropes pages as critical analysis anymore
TV Tropes is blocking access to the site not only if you have ad blockers on but location tracking off unless you want to subscribe to their $5 a month/$25 a year subscription plan. Even people who have turned their ad blockers off are reporting the site isn’t working. This all seems like a bad idea
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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when will it be the year of expanding and improving public transit?
Is 2025 Philadelphia’s year of the parking garage?

An unusual number of stand-alone garages have been proposed in the city this year, even as costs to build and maintain them surge.
Is 2025 Philadelphia’s year of the parking garage?
An unusual number of stand-alone parking garages have been proposed in Philadelphia this year, even as costs to build and maintain them surge.
www.inquirer.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Praying for the biggest tungsten arm o'doyle upset yet
If Ohtani gets out of this inning clean and picks up the win, by a certain definition this has to be the greatest individual game in postseason history, right? 5+ scoreless and 900+ feet of home runs?
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You know I got that muhfuckin thang* on me

*three individually wrapped string cheeses
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm gonna need the jays to wrap this up please. they've had their fun
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The lion does not concern himself with the safety harness at the top of the mountain
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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thinking about getting really into writhing. around or about or any types of writhing that may have been invented in recent years.
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why does Crochet look like he has the most comically large ass in this picture
Not a want but a need.
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I'm an independent journalist and somehow I keep being the first one to share big stuff like this. Support my work—and help my pay my rent—via @autonomynews.co. Worker-owned!!
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NEW: Judge Matt Kacsmaryk transferred ongoing lawsuit against the FDA over abortion drug mifepristone to the Eastern District of Missouri. (Trump DOJ said AGs of Missouri, Kansas, Idaho couldn't sue in TX.) Denies motions to intervene from AGs of TX, FL, LA
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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To continue a thought from earlier, it's just so discouraging to watch people clamor to be infantalized. Grow up! Act like an adult!
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM