Heifer Hotline
@fungirljane.bsky.social
i still won’t argue with you. ultimate fun girl ✌🏾
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Prime Mike said “fuck you, and the beetles, the doggon girl is mine”
January 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Prime Mike said “fuck you, and the beetles, the doggon girl is mine”
i put on a suit today, pls clap
January 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i put on a suit today, pls clap
my therapy sessions are just me asking her how i can stop thinking about the things that bother me & her asking me why i don’t consider addressing & removing the things that bother me in the first place lol
January 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my therapy sessions are just me asking her how i can stop thinking about the things that bother me & her asking me why i don’t consider addressing & removing the things that bother me in the first place lol
no because that was unnecessary lmao
“He’s got small hands” 😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
no because that was unnecessary lmao
it’s definitely done lol
Ok I had hope but I think it’s officially a wrap. I’m still so proud of us 🥹
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
it’s definitely done lol
trick question. the answer is both & then ask him if he hates you
For the ladies…
The person you’re with isn’t doing what you would like for them to do, you tell them what you want from them and they start doing it, do you
A. Accept the change in behavior
Or
B. Constantly say “you’re only doing this because I asked you to”
?
The person you’re with isn’t doing what you would like for them to do, you tell them what you want from them and they start doing it, do you
A. Accept the change in behavior
Or
B. Constantly say “you’re only doing this because I asked you to”
?
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
trick question. the answer is both & then ask him if he hates you
spontaneously deactivated my twitter account let’s see if i bring it back lol
January 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
spontaneously deactivated my twitter account let’s see if i bring it back lol
i really love her but Beyoncé deserves a felony for not releasing a video for virgo’s groove
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i really love her but Beyoncé deserves a felony for not releasing a video for virgo’s groove
obvi the show is fake af but i wish my therapist was more like the ones on shrinking lol
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
obvi the show is fake af but i wish my therapist was more like the ones on shrinking lol
dry january has gotten off to a rocky start but we’re getting serious tomorrow lol
January 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dry january has gotten off to a rocky start but we’re getting serious tomorrow lol
do we have to eat chili? 🥴
December 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
do we have to eat chili? 🥴
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They need to drop every single last one of them in a vat of acid up to their d*ck & balls and let em rot.
Only getting 20 years for having 50 other men join you in raping your wife seems light as fuck.
December 19, 2024 at 10:58 AM
They need to drop every single last one of them in a vat of acid up to their d*ck & balls and let em rot.
hi.
have you ever been a joint & you know it?
have you ever been a joint & you know it?
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
hi.
have you ever been a joint & you know it?
have you ever been a joint & you know it?
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Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
no one tells you that the prize for doing everything you’re supposed to do is also doing everything for people who didn’t do what they were supposed to do
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
no one tells you that the prize for doing everything you’re supposed to do is also doing everything for people who didn’t do what they were supposed to do
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I’m not showing up in people’s Skircles and that needs to start changing.
December 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’m not showing up in people’s Skircles and that needs to start changing.
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Them: ”we listen and we don’t judge”
My face:
My face:
Wtf Judging GIF
ALT: Wtf Judging GIF
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Them: ”we listen and we don’t judge”
My face:
My face:
roc nation is tweeting too much
December 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM
roc nation is tweeting too much
trying a new restaurant & gonna live skeet thru it. the restaurant is Didi in west hollywood
December 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
trying a new restaurant & gonna live skeet thru it. the restaurant is Didi in west hollywood
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit accusing a New York doctor of prescribing abortion drugs to a Texas resident in violation of state law
Texas files first lawsuit against out-of-state abortion provider
This case sets up a legal battle between Texas’ near-total abortion ban and New York’s shield law that protects doctors from out-of-state prosecution.
www.texastribune.org
December 13, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit accusing a New York doctor of prescribing abortion drugs to a Texas resident in violation of state law
the new offset is good
December 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
the new offset is good
means bad luck for all my opps!
December 13, 2024 at 8:12 PM
means bad luck for all my opps!