In Chuck E. Cheese there is only drowning
@funeraljester.bsky.social
Autistic transbian She/it hottie with a dead body, aspiring jubilite
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**shouting over "make it shine but brat" in the shower** WHEN WILL THEY INVENT FULL SPECTRUM VR FOR FREAKS LIKE ME WHO WANT TO GET BEATEN TO DEATH AND KILL IN TURN!???
Just sexted so well the other person went "just came, much to think about"
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Just sexted so well the other person went "just came, much to think about"
They won't let you say this on Musk's internet but we all know JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They won't let you say this on Musk's internet but we all know JD Vance killed the pope
**shouting over "make it shine but brat" in the shower** WHEN WILL THEY INVENT FULL SPECTRUM VR FOR FREAKS LIKE ME WHO WANT TO GET BEATEN TO DEATH AND KILL IN TURN!???
March 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
**shouting over "make it shine but brat" in the shower** WHEN WILL THEY INVENT FULL SPECTRUM VR FOR FREAKS LIKE ME WHO WANT TO GET BEATEN TO DEATH AND KILL IN TURN!???
You ever have one of those mornings when you have to ask yourself if you have a more complex relationship with clowning or therapy?
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You ever have one of those mornings when you have to ask yourself if you have a more complex relationship with clowning or therapy?
Statements that procede apocalypse
The Moon is the most important thing in the world
February 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Statements that procede apocalypse
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The Moon is the most important thing in the world
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Moon is the most important thing in the world
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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*me with 50,492 coping mechanisms running simultaneously* yeah I'm p much neurotypical lol
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*me with 50,492 coping mechanisms running simultaneously* yeah I'm p much neurotypical lol
Jfc a bitch goes too long without domming somebody and all of a sudden its involuntarily talking like the world's most slice of life Bond villian
February 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Jfc a bitch goes too long without domming somebody and all of a sudden its involuntarily talking like the world's most slice of life Bond villian
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Ending up in a hospital after looking at my 'what would mimikyu do' bracelet one too many times
August 23, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Ending up in a hospital after looking at my 'what would mimikyu do' bracelet one too many times
Brother Faulkner at the door to The Parish of Tide and Flesh : uhh this that church where they give you hrt that turns you into a crab?
#thesiltverses
#thesiltverses
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Brother Faulkner at the door to The Parish of Tide and Flesh : uhh this that church where they give you hrt that turns you into a crab?
#thesiltverses
#thesiltverses
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If you’re ever in a situation, the important thing is not to panic. Situations, while regrettable, happen every day.
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If you’re ever in a situation, the important thing is not to panic. Situations, while regrettable, happen every day.
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it bums me out when i see pictures of people i generally think well of, and who i think try to be caring towards others, unmasked in places like public transit, in airports, and on planes.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
December 23, 2023 at 4:37 AM
it bums me out when i see pictures of people i generally think well of, and who i think try to be caring towards others, unmasked in places like public transit, in airports, and on planes.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
like, i get it, you’re not worried about getting sick.
but *you* could make travel safer for others.
I want to be social on a media
December 15, 2023 at 7:47 AM
I want to be social on a media
Anyone wanna hear about my nightmare
September 26, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Anyone wanna hear about my nightmare
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One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
August 17, 2023 at 12:31 AM
One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
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Guess what? We're making it easier to find sex workers on bsky! Just click the link below to like and follow the skyhub feed! SWers can use black and orange heart emojis for their image posts to reach the feed, or #skyhub on a pic!
September 8, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Guess what? We're making it easier to find sex workers on bsky! Just click the link below to like and follow the skyhub feed! SWers can use black and orange heart emojis for their image posts to reach the feed, or #skyhub on a pic!
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things worth trying hard enough at:
parenting
chores
learning a musical instrument
getting adequate sleep
things not worth trying had enough at:
writing posts for no money
building out a new social network for no money
writing posts and building a network to justify money you already donated
parenting
chores
learning a musical instrument
getting adequate sleep
things not worth trying had enough at:
writing posts for no money
building out a new social network for no money
writing posts and building a network to justify money you already donated
The fact that you can't tell a Mastodon stan "this platform was too difficult for me to use and the cost/benefit of trying to make it work was not worth it" without being snarked at for not trying hard enough is a great example of why people don't work harder to be on Mastodon
September 13, 2023 at 2:42 AM
things worth trying hard enough at:
parenting
chores
learning a musical instrument
getting adequate sleep
things not worth trying had enough at:
writing posts for no money
building out a new social network for no money
writing posts and building a network to justify money you already donated
parenting
chores
learning a musical instrument
getting adequate sleep
things not worth trying had enough at:
writing posts for no money
building out a new social network for no money
writing posts and building a network to justify money you already donated
Takin the subway to the circus today! Cryptid clowncore energy activated
September 10, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Takin the subway to the circus today! Cryptid clowncore energy activated
Rewatching arcane silco was a good dad
September 4, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Rewatching arcane silco was a good dad
Obviously no one should be losing their mind over starfield but it's a bit understandable given it's the first time they've re-released skyrim with new content in a decade
September 3, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Obviously no one should be losing their mind over starfield but it's a bit understandable given it's the first time they've re-released skyrim with new content in a decade
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at least 6 people, 7 if you include me now, all quoted this with "hey guys check this out"
i am destroying the brains of everyone who uses this website.
i am destroying the brains of everyone who uses this website.
September 1, 2023 at 4:32 AM
at least 6 people, 7 if you include me now, all quoted this with "hey guys check this out"
i am destroying the brains of everyone who uses this website.
i am destroying the brains of everyone who uses this website.