Written by Fumble Wuggins
@fumblewuggins.bsky.social
A full catalogue of titles to every epic, novel, or short story written by esteemed and beloved English author, Sir Fumble Wuggins.
DM if you uncover any lost tales, and we'll post them here!
DM if you uncover any lost tales, and we'll post them here!
Goons Of Wrath: The Chinese Colostomy Calamity (Featuring Prologue from Acclaimed Actor Ron Jeremy)
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Goons Of Wrath: The Chinese Colostomy Calamity (Featuring Prologue from Acclaimed Actor Ron Jeremy)
The Spooky Speculation Skanks and their Canine Companion, Corgi the Cunt in...
The Cryptic Conundrum of Baron Von Fucksalot's Capitulary Cum Castle
The Cryptic Conundrum of Baron Von Fucksalot's Capitulary Cum Castle
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Spooky Speculation Skanks and their Canine Companion, Corgi the Cunt in...
The Cryptic Conundrum of Baron Von Fucksalot's Capitulary Cum Castle
The Cryptic Conundrum of Baron Von Fucksalot's Capitulary Cum Castle
Giant Monster Midair Mudfuck!: Peniculon vs. The Flying Rapist
(An Authorized Film adaptation of the novel 'Peniculon: Mystery of The Sapphire Catheter')
[Editor's Note: Sir Wuggins was quoted as saying to the Japanese director, "I am also Chinese!"]
(An Authorized Film adaptation of the novel 'Peniculon: Mystery of The Sapphire Catheter')
[Editor's Note: Sir Wuggins was quoted as saying to the Japanese director, "I am also Chinese!"]
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Giant Monster Midair Mudfuck!: Peniculon vs. The Flying Rapist
(An Authorized Film adaptation of the novel 'Peniculon: Mystery of The Sapphire Catheter')
[Editor's Note: Sir Wuggins was quoted as saying to the Japanese director, "I am also Chinese!"]
(An Authorized Film adaptation of the novel 'Peniculon: Mystery of The Sapphire Catheter')
[Editor's Note: Sir Wuggins was quoted as saying to the Japanese director, "I am also Chinese!"]
Mr. Wuggins was actually a co-writer on this one. Upon seeing he went uncredited, Fumble attempted to take the publisher to court, but he couldn't make it to the hearing due to spontaneous prolapse.
Sad!
Sad!
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mr. Wuggins was actually a co-writer on this one. Upon seeing he went uncredited, Fumble attempted to take the publisher to court, but he couldn't make it to the hearing due to spontaneous prolapse.
Sad!
Sad!
Gug Stevenson presents: The Slip 'N Slide Splooge Soiree of SACKramento
(Editor's Note: as in balls, lmao)
(Editor's Note: as in balls, lmao)
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gug Stevenson presents: The Slip 'N Slide Splooge Soiree of SACKramento
(Editor's Note: as in balls, lmao)
(Editor's Note: as in balls, lmao)
Herpes Harold and the Purple Cock (it's gonorrhea, actually)
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Herpes Harold and the Purple Cock (it's gonorrhea, actually)
Funky Frankie & Her Lanky, Stanky Hanky-panky: a Kama Sutra for Retards
July 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Funky Frankie & Her Lanky, Stanky Hanky-panky: a Kama Sutra for Retards
The Elsweyr Ejaculation Epic Volume 3: Ropes-Too-Long and the Anguishing Adventure to the Frustrating Frontier of Denied Completion, an Elder Scrolls Novel
June 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The Elsweyr Ejaculation Epic Volume 3: Ropes-Too-Long and the Anguishing Adventure to the Frustrating Frontier of Denied Completion, an Elder Scrolls Novel
Crumples McGrumbles and the Mystery of Abe Lincoln's Cum Bubbles: A Conniving Caper of Coital Calamity!
(Based on a true story)
(Based on a true story)
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Crumples McGrumbles and the Mystery of Abe Lincoln's Cum Bubbles: A Conniving Caper of Coital Calamity!
(Based on a true story)
(Based on a true story)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Dick Dastardly and his Cock Catastrophe: A Retrospective Look at Wacky Races and its many Whack-Off Cases
June 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dick Dastardly and his Cock Catastrophe: A Retrospective Look at Wacky Races and its many Whack-Off Cases
The Titular Tales of Thomas Testes and his Canine Companion, Colostomy Carl in... the Bespoke Speedbag Spectacular of Spokane! (now including 3-D glasses)
June 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The Titular Tales of Thomas Testes and his Canine Companion, Colostomy Carl in... the Bespoke Speedbag Spectacular of Spokane! (now including 3-D glasses)
101 Steps to Becoming a Certified Eccentric Cinema Stroker: A Paul Reubens Biography (w/ foreword from Chris Benoit)
June 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
101 Steps to Becoming a Certified Eccentric Cinema Stroker: A Paul Reubens Biography (w/ foreword from Chris Benoit)
Cumbles McGee and his Jelqeteers Three
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cumbles McGee and his Jelqeteers Three
Scrumbly Frumples and his many Funny Fumbles - Vol 7: The Juice Caboose Hypotenuse
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Scrumbly Frumples and his many Funny Fumbles - Vol 7: The Juice Caboose Hypotenuse
Cumbles Notrumbles and his Intergalactic Bunghole Vol 7: Binkley Becker's Degloving Disaster (Part Two)
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Cumbles Notrumbles and his Intergalactic Bunghole Vol 7: Binkley Becker's Degloving Disaster (Part Two)
Chris Cum Laude presents: Tony Talcum and his Tooth Shavings Taxidermy Terror Night (or) How to Fill Cavities of the Anal Variety
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Chris Cum Laude presents: Tony Talcum and his Tooth Shavings Taxidermy Terror Night (or) How to Fill Cavities of the Anal Variety