Daniel Martin
@fullmetalhoyt.bsky.social
Mtg nerd. Teacher. Amateur magician and cardist. Big ADHD Dad vibes.
If only my toast also had the Virgin Mary on it. ☯️
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If only my toast also had the Virgin Mary on it. ☯️
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Trump's TruthSocial rants are similar to the anxiety-filled honey-do texts I send to my partners Ty & Daniel
"The dishes were left out by the kids again???? This cannot stand! No wonder the fruit flies are INVADING! We need to put them in the dishwasher and run it EVERY NIGHT!! GET IT DONE, BOYS!"
"The dishes were left out by the kids again???? This cannot stand! No wonder the fruit flies are INVADING! We need to put them in the dishwasher and run it EVERY NIGHT!! GET IT DONE, BOYS!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trump's TruthSocial rants are similar to the anxiety-filled honey-do texts I send to my partners Ty & Daniel
"The dishes were left out by the kids again???? This cannot stand! No wonder the fruit flies are INVADING! We need to put them in the dishwasher and run it EVERY NIGHT!! GET IT DONE, BOYS!"
"The dishes were left out by the kids again???? This cannot stand! No wonder the fruit flies are INVADING! We need to put them in the dishwasher and run it EVERY NIGHT!! GET IT DONE, BOYS!"
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Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
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Got a handful of messages overnight from folks who are mad that I am not mourning and not explicitly decrying guns and violence. First, we do not mourn those whose passing removes the capacity to cause hurt to the world, and second, anti-guns and violence is the canvas I paint on and the brush I use
September 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Got a handful of messages overnight from folks who are mad that I am not mourning and not explicitly decrying guns and violence. First, we do not mourn those whose passing removes the capacity to cause hurt to the world, and second, anti-guns and violence is the canvas I paint on and the brush I use
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Day 17. They still have not realized I have successfully infiltrated the community. Now we play the waiting game.
August 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Day 17. They still have not realized I have successfully infiltrated the community. Now we play the waiting game.
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Absolute legend out here.
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
#NoKings #RVA #MontyPython
#RichmondVA
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
#NoKings #RVA #MontyPython
#RichmondVA
June 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Absolute legend out here.
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
#NoKings #RVA #MontyPython
#RichmondVA
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
#NoKings #RVA #MontyPython
#RichmondVA
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You know what, respect, Kidz Bop
May 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You know what, respect, Kidz Bop
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the internet in a nutshell
April 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the internet in a nutshell
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i purchased this assuming that the FAKE Wonka company would have made the "golden egg" special for me. after all, it seems like it's the main draw -- and the only reason I bought it, as my kids like good competition.
Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.
Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.
April 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i purchased this assuming that the FAKE Wonka company would have made the "golden egg" special for me. after all, it seems like it's the main draw -- and the only reason I bought it, as my kids like good competition.
Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.
Shocked to discover it is in fact, not special, and gives me extra work.
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social new pretzel tech just dropped.
April 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social new pretzel tech just dropped.
I will never forget how a farmer from my church explained that dairy farmers get no days off because cows and farm work do not care if you’re sick. If you miss a day of milking it’s disastrous.
April 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I will never forget how a farmer from my church explained that dairy farmers get no days off because cows and farm work do not care if you’re sick. If you miss a day of milking it’s disastrous.
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Why do they call it download update when you down get the up data down put load the data
February 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why do they call it download update when you down get the up data down put load the data
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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.”
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February 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.”
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Ok someone tell me if this is a million dollar idea: Vick’s Vapowave
February 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ok someone tell me if this is a million dollar idea: Vick’s Vapowave
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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i am a lineman for kansas city
and i drive the main road
searchin for a football
that i can never seem to hold
and i drive the main road
searchin for a football
that i can never seem to hold
Are the KC offensive linemen trying?
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i am a lineman for kansas city
and i drive the main road
searchin for a football
that i can never seem to hold
and i drive the main road
searchin for a football
that i can never seem to hold
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
Enchant Worldle #1043 4/20
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Some days this game gives me all the dopamine.
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Some days this game gives me all the dopamine.
Enchant Worldle
The Magic card guessing game
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January 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Enchant Worldle #1043 4/20
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Some days this game gives me all the dopamine.
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Some days this game gives me all the dopamine.
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Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.
January 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Thought I'd throw together a little price tracker for groceries. Let's see how well #trump keeps his promise of lowering grocery prices... I gotta say, so far I'm not impressed with the 15-20% price INCREASE.