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Definitely not someone called Alyssa, who's the main bitch of this operation
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Definitely not someone called Alyssa, who's the main bitch of this operation
artist and humble Gue'vesa Ghostkeel pilot
Mastodon: @Alyssa@jorts.horse
Cashapp: $Alyssa222s
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Can't believe all these fake communists putting "ML" (Machine Learning) to show their support of the new capitalist toy, "AI" 😒
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The r slur is for losers.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The r slur is for losers.
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Trump secured Michigan with 49.7% of the vote, winning 74 counties out of 83, including Macomb County, the third-most populous in the state. Conversely, Harris won seven out of Michigan's 10 most populous counties, including Wayne County, the state's largest.[243][244]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m7pyau4vfqlgbw775m7ioba7/bafkreieiarfqtatsufoputldh5lgukzihfc4pvez5pblsshiobcrqoh7n4@jpeg)
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Coordinates: 42°18′52″N 83°12′48″W
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dearborn, Michigan
City
Skyline of Dearborn with the Parklane Towers
The Henry Ford
Dearborn City Hall Complex
Ford World Headquarters
Fair Lane
Islamic Center of America
Flag of Dearborn, Michigan
Flag
Official seal of Dearborn, Michigan
Seal
Motto: "Home Town of Henry Ford"[1]
Location within Wayne County, Michigan
Location within Wayne County, Michigan
Dearborn is located in Michigan
Dearborn
Dearborn
Location within Michigan
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Coordinates: 42°18′52″N 83°12′48″W
Country United States
State Michigan
County Wayne
Settled 1786; 239 years ago
Incorporated 1893; 132 years ago (village)
1927; 98 years ago (city)
Government
• Type Mayor–council
• Mayor Abdullah Hammoud (D)
• Clerk George Darany
Area[2]
• City
24.51 sq mi (63.49 km2)
• Land 24.25 sq mi (62.80 km2)
• Water 0.27 sq mi (0.69 km2)
Elevation
590 ft (180 m)
Population (2020)
• City
109,976
• Density 4,535.7/sq mi (1,751.25/km2)
• Metro
4,285,832 (Metro Detroit)
Time zone UTC−5 (EST)
• Summer (DST) UTC−4 (EDT)
ZIP code(s)
48120, 48121, 48123, 48124, 48126, 48128
Area code 313
FIPS code 26-21000
GNIS feature ID 0624432[3]
Website cityofdearborn.org
Dearborn is a city in Wayne County in the U.S. state of Michigan. An inner-ring suburb of Detroit, Dearborn borders Detroit to the north and east, roughly 7 miles (11.3 km) west of downtown Detroit. In the 2020 census, it had a population of 109,976, ranking as the seventh-most populous city in Michigan. Dearborn is best known as the hometown of the Ford Motor Company and of its founder, Henry Ford.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m7pyau4vfqlgbw775m7ioba7/bafkreibgpvlbho2nxquwc47scnbfxwlkmm2dimiimba2uhlk6o6wsjdr6m@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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one day everyone will have always been blah blah blah you get it
Translation: now that support for genocide isn't polling well, I'm against it
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
one day everyone will have always been blah blah blah you get it
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At the point that you guys run Newsom, you've made it clear I'm not in your tent. Do you think I'm supposed to support people who want to mandate sexual harassment in sports to keep my community out and forcibly detransition trans kids? Nope. Go knock on doors and get those Nazi votes you wanted.
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At the point that you guys run Newsom, you've made it clear I'm not in your tent. Do you think I'm supposed to support people who want to mandate sexual harassment in sports to keep my community out and forcibly detransition trans kids? Nope. Go knock on doors and get those Nazi votes you wanted.
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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it took you four days to respond and this is all you could manage, did you give up and ask an LLM to write your insults for you
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
it took you four days to respond and this is all you could manage, did you give up and ask an LLM to write your insults for you
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
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Can't believe all these fake communists putting "ML" (Machine Learning) to show their support of the new capitalist toy, "AI" 😒
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can't believe all these fake communists putting "ML" (Machine Learning) to show their support of the new capitalist toy, "AI" 😒
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There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself
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Don’t use the R word. It isn’t used as a descriptor anymore, and in modern parlance it only serves as a slur.
Just do not use it.
Just do not use it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don’t use the R word. It isn’t used as a descriptor anymore, and in modern parlance it only serves as a slur.
Just do not use it.
Just do not use it.
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A Midwest goodbye, but instead of standing there talking extra time, you canr stop kissing each other
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A Midwest goodbye, but instead of standing there talking extra time, you canr stop kissing each other
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It does. The Muslim community voted for Dems in 2020. The Dems responded by committing genocide of Muslims. That's textbook "leopards ate my face"
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It does. The Muslim community voted for Dems in 2020. The Dems responded by committing genocide of Muslims. That's textbook "leopards ate my face"
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How does your community do mutual aid and what resources would you offer to folks who want to start doing mutual aid & don't know where to begin?
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #WitchSky #DruidSky
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #WitchSky #DruidSky
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How does your community do mutual aid and what resources would you offer to folks who want to start doing mutual aid & don't know where to begin?
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #WitchSky #DruidSky
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #WitchSky #DruidSky
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a load-bearing political delusion.
Politicians Think Voters Are More Conservative than They Really Are
Legislators usually believe their constituents are more conservative than they actually are. Pick an American state legislator at random, and chances are that he or she will have massive misperception...
democracyjournal.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
a load-bearing political delusion.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Such pleasant people the blue MAGAs, what a mystery we don't want to vote for whoever they're voting for
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Such pleasant people the blue MAGAs, what a mystery we don't want to vote for whoever they're voting for
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...This is hell.
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
...This is hell.
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Been a while since I got the K Hive deadenders riled up. Pic unrelated to this encounter
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Been a while since I got the K Hive deadenders riled up. Pic unrelated to this encounter