Fuck All Horses
@fuckallhorses.bsky.social
Anti-Horse Activist. Horse War veteran. Advocate for victims of Horse-Related Trauma (HRT). YouTube horse meat chef.
FYI, horses can spread herpes, and it can be fatal. Euthanize all of them, you know, just in case.
Could the horse herpes outbreak affect the National Western Stock Show? About 40 horses in Colorado are in quarantine.
Could the horse herpes outbreak affect the National Western Stock Show? About 40 horses in Colorado are in quarantine.
The outbreak of equine herpes is linked to rodeos and barrel racing events in Texas and Oklahoma and has spread to at least one Colorado horse
coloradosun.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
FYI, horses can spread herpes, and it can be fatal. Euthanize all of them, you know, just in case.
They'll call you crazy until they realize you've been right about everything.
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They'll call you crazy until they realize you've been right about everything.
Great news, everyone. Some of my writing has been featured in by @washingtonpost.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Great news, everyone. Some of my writing has been featured in by @washingtonpost.com
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The Trump administration, in a move that is bound to lead to the deaths of many innocent Americans, is releasing horses from prison. Horses don't belong anywhere in this country except in Taco Bell burritos.
Wild horses held at Colorado prison complex to be shipped out of state as 30-year training program ends
Wild horses held at Colorado prison complex to be shipped out of state as 30-year training program ends
The state-federal program allowed prison inmates to train wild horses for adoption
coloradosun.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Trump administration, in a move that is bound to lead to the deaths of many innocent Americans, is releasing horses from prison. Horses don't belong anywhere in this country except in Taco Bell burritos.
This restaurant deserves at least five Michelin stars.
July 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This restaurant deserves at least five Michelin stars.
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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat
June 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat
Nothing to see here, just some horses trying to murder a human for exercising his first amendment rights.
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nothing to see here, just some horses trying to murder a human for exercising his first amendment rights.
During a rally in Nevada, Trump promised every American a free pony. Then, he suggested that people should send those ponies to my house to trample me to death. Yes, he mentioned me by name.
That said, I voted for Trump because gas is almost $3 a gallon. But then a horse stole my car, so...
That said, I voted for Trump because gas is almost $3 a gallon. But then a horse stole my car, so...
November 12, 2024 at 4:06 PM
During a rally in Nevada, Trump promised every American a free pony. Then, he suggested that people should send those ponies to my house to trample me to death. Yes, he mentioned me by name.
That said, I voted for Trump because gas is almost $3 a gallon. But then a horse stole my car, so...
That said, I voted for Trump because gas is almost $3 a gallon. But then a horse stole my car, so...
Scientists have proven that horses are capable of plotting against us.
August 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Scientists have proven that horses are capable of plotting against us.
"No need to be suspicious, I'm a human just like you. My name is Glue... igi. Yes. Gluigi."
August 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
"No need to be suspicious, I'm a human just like you. My name is Glue... igi. Yes. Gluigi."
This isn't what "fuck all horses" means, Elon, you dirty horsefucker.
suddenly thinking about elon's only good tweet for some reason
July 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
This isn't what "fuck all horses" means, Elon, you dirty horsefucker.
Yeah, murdering dogs is bad. But I might be willing to overlook it for the most anti-horse politician I've seen in my life. Kristi, if you're listening, kill 3 more horses and I'll never mention your dog again.
April 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Yeah, murdering dogs is bad. But I might be willing to overlook it for the most anti-horse politician I've seen in my life. Kristi, if you're listening, kill 3 more horses and I'll never mention your dog again.
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I can't help but feel this is a very bad omen
April 24, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I can't help but feel this is a very bad omen
I don't normally shop at Wlamrat but I'm going to start making a trip to stock up on these.
January 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I don't normally shop at Wlamrat but I'm going to start making a trip to stock up on these.
Horse girls are targeting the trans community, sad.
January 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Horse girls are targeting the trans community, sad.
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@tkingfisher.bsky.social saw this and thought of your feelings about horses 😆
January 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
@tkingfisher.bsky.social saw this and thought of your feelings about horses 😆
Sometimes cops put criminals where they belong
January 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Sometimes cops put criminals where they belong
How do I get the Supreme Court to decide that freedom of religion doesn't include worshipping the horse titty suit?
December 27, 2023 at 1:49 PM
How do I get the Supreme Court to decide that freedom of religion doesn't include worshipping the horse titty suit?
When you're trying to find the worst iPhone game, but accidentally find the best one.
December 23, 2023 at 2:16 PM
When you're trying to find the worst iPhone game, but accidentally find the best one.
Now that's my kind of trolley problem.
December 19, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Now that's my kind of trolley problem.
RIP to 7 brave humans, the latest casualties in the horse war.
December 15, 2023 at 10:46 PM
RIP to 7 brave humans, the latest casualties in the horse war.
HORSES CAN'T HIDE
Just like they can't hide their sins
Just like they can't hide their sins
December 13, 2023 at 1:27 PM
HORSES CAN'T HIDE
Just like they can't hide their sins
Just like they can't hide their sins