Freddie Mewcury
@freddiemewcury.bsky.social
Freddie is just this guy, you know. They/he.
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I feel it’s time to rewrite my Rules for Criminal Plots for this new platform.
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
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Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
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Say it with me: even if you’re the Indian government, the hit man you’re trying to hire is ALWAYS THE FBI cc @gabrielmalor.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2023/11/29/n...
November 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
I feel it’s time to rewrite my Rules for Criminal Plots for this new platform.
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
/1
Rule One: look at the shoes. If the new co-conspirator is dressed shabby like the rest of you but his or her shoes are neat and well-maintained, they’re a fed.
/1
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Just reupping the helpful little song
Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
June 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just reupping the helpful little song
Well, thank fuck the diet talk is over.
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Well, thank fuck the diet talk is over.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
7/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
7/20
November 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
7/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
7/20
On a canal cruise organised to thank the volunteers. There's a couple of people on the boat who have never learned the concept of indoor voice. I am going slowly insane.
November 24, 2024 at 1:52 PM
On a canal cruise organised to thank the volunteers. There's a couple of people on the boat who have never learned the concept of indoor voice. I am going slowly insane.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
6/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
6/20
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
6/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
6/20
Lethargy has settled in my bones, pinning me to the couch. I cannot get up. I shall live here for eternity.
November 18, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Lethargy has settled in my bones, pinning me to the couch. I cannot get up. I shall live here for eternity.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
5/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
5/20
November 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
5/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
5/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
November 15, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
4/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
4/20
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
4/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
4/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
3/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
3/20
November 13, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
3/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
3/20
November 12, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Girl, help. I'm in an online meeting, and thinking about a hundred other things I can do. Including work.
November 12, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Girl, help. I'm in an online meeting, and thinking about a hundred other things I can do. Including work.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
2/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
2/20
November 12, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
2/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
2/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
1/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
1/20
November 11, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
1/20
#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge
1/20
My latest musical obsession. Been listening to it since mid-October: open.spotify.com/album/1GRZIB...
What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?
Alden Derck · Album · 2024 · 8 songs
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2024 at 8:44 AM
My latest musical obsession. Been listening to it since mid-October: open.spotify.com/album/1GRZIB...
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No Gender.
Only Honk. 🪿
Honk honk.
Only Honk. 🪿
Honk honk.
October 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
No Gender.
Only Honk. 🪿
Honk honk.
Only Honk. 🪿
Honk honk.
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CW: fatphobia in medicine
Yes. This. Going to the doctor while fat is often frustrating and sometimes devastating.
Here are a few of my own experiences:
Yes. This. Going to the doctor while fat is often frustrating and sometimes devastating.
Here are a few of my own experiences:
CW: fatphobia
I have heard this kind of thing from MULTIPLE friends—that doctors have refused to treat them for things that are not medically contraindicated by their weight until they “demonstrate” that they are committed to their health by losing weight.
I have heard this kind of thing from MULTIPLE friends—that doctors have refused to treat them for things that are not medically contraindicated by their weight until they “demonstrate” that they are committed to their health by losing weight.
November 10, 2024 at 6:17 PM
CW: fatphobia in medicine
Yes. This. Going to the doctor while fat is often frustrating and sometimes devastating.
Here are a few of my own experiences:
Yes. This. Going to the doctor while fat is often frustrating and sometimes devastating.
Here are a few of my own experiences:
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If you are looking for bluesky tools 🛠️
On my website, you can find this.
It tells you all the lists i’m on, some 👍 and some 👎
It’s also a search engine.
So if you are looking for
‘Blocking tools’ 🛠️ 🧰
“Search history”
👇
On my website, you can find this.
It tells you all the lists i’m on, some 👍 and some 👎
It’s also a search engine.
So if you are looking for
‘Blocking tools’ 🛠️ 🧰
“Search history”
👇
November 10, 2024 at 3:13 PM
If you are looking for bluesky tools 🛠️
On my website, you can find this.
It tells you all the lists i’m on, some 👍 and some 👎
It’s also a search engine.
So if you are looking for
‘Blocking tools’ 🛠️ 🧰
“Search history”
👇
On my website, you can find this.
It tells you all the lists i’m on, some 👍 and some 👎
It’s also a search engine.
So if you are looking for
‘Blocking tools’ 🛠️ 🧰
“Search history”
👇
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THE BINDING OF BLOOM MOUNTAIN
An autistic lesbian does a ritual hike up a cursed mountain to save a town from destruction.
☕ goth barista love interest
✨ appalachian folk magic
🧙♂️ Abram Waite
🐈 animal companions
👻 monsters in the trees
Available on Zon, B&N, and Ko-fi!
#writing #sffh #indiebook
An autistic lesbian does a ritual hike up a cursed mountain to save a town from destruction.
☕ goth barista love interest
✨ appalachian folk magic
🧙♂️ Abram Waite
🐈 animal companions
👻 monsters in the trees
Available on Zon, B&N, and Ko-fi!
#writing #sffh #indiebook
November 9, 2024 at 1:36 PM
THE BINDING OF BLOOM MOUNTAIN
An autistic lesbian does a ritual hike up a cursed mountain to save a town from destruction.
☕ goth barista love interest
✨ appalachian folk magic
🧙♂️ Abram Waite
🐈 animal companions
👻 monsters in the trees
Available on Zon, B&N, and Ko-fi!
#writing #sffh #indiebook
An autistic lesbian does a ritual hike up a cursed mountain to save a town from destruction.
☕ goth barista love interest
✨ appalachian folk magic
🧙♂️ Abram Waite
🐈 animal companions
👻 monsters in the trees
Available on Zon, B&N, and Ko-fi!
#writing #sffh #indiebook
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Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
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feel free to block people just cuz theyre fucking annoying and you dont like them too. like who cares it's just the internet, you can do whatever you want
November 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
feel free to block people just cuz theyre fucking annoying and you dont like them too. like who cares it's just the internet, you can do whatever you want
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The thing about blocking a jerk without otherwise engaging them is that an hour later you will have forgotten about them entirely; nothing about them will have stuck in your memory at all. There's not even a blank spot. It's simply as if they never existed in your space at all. It's delightful.
MAGA is going to chase you over here. They'll chase you where ever you go on social media. They can't survive without making you miserable. Why do you think Truth social failed? They need conflict. Don't give it to them and don't engage. Bluesky has amazing block functions. Block them into the void.
The slow trickle of MAGA folks over here underscores how much their experience of online is entirely dependent on people getting mad at them. It also underscores how even they, given the option, would rather not hang out with themselves either.
November 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
The thing about blocking a jerk without otherwise engaging them is that an hour later you will have forgotten about them entirely; nothing about them will have stuck in your memory at all. There's not even a blank spot. It's simply as if they never existed in your space at all. It's delightful.