Frank Cerabino
@frankcerabino.bsky.social
Newspaper columnist, cafe musician, pickleball evangelist
My column on AI robot/human marriages ... tinyurl.com/38vcuebk
Take my robot wife, please! There's a downside of marrying your robot | Opinion
Marriages between AI robots and humans is in our future, a media company entrepreneur predicts.
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May 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My column on AI robot/human marriages ... tinyurl.com/38vcuebk
Protecting Florida's kids ... tinyurl.com/mrxhke2z
Gun shows, not drag shows, are the real threats to Florida's children | Opinion
Florida's Protection of Children Act bars kids from drag shows, but not gun shows where kids 12 and under get in free.
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May 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Protecting Florida's kids ... tinyurl.com/mrxhke2z
My Sunday column ... tinyurl.com/2vvysmb6
If Casey DeSantis finds God at Waffle House, maybe she’ll be our next governor | Opinion
With Byron Donalds saying God spoke to him at Cracker Barrel, Casey DeSantis needs her own biscuit joint heavenly dialogue to compete in guv's race.
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May 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My Sunday column ... tinyurl.com/2vvysmb6
Pope Trump addresses the faithful ... tinyurl.com/yaseznea
Could Donald Trump really be next to Pope? Yes. Keep kneeling. | Opinion
In latest attempt at performative adoration, U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham says President Trump would make a good 'dark horse' pick to replace Pope Francis
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May 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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NONE of this is normal
March 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
NONE of this is normal
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
February 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
Reposted by Frank Cerabino
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
Here's my annual "Twas the Night Before Christmas" poem. tinyurl.com/35sfn3ur
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago | Opinion
Columnist Frank Cerabino offers a 2024 Trumpian version of the famous holiday poem, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.'
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December 20, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Here's my annual "Twas the Night Before Christmas" poem. tinyurl.com/35sfn3ur