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Francis Austin
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fuck the law
A patch. On his lunch box.
Sandwich guy's team zeroes in on the gag gifts that Agent Lairmore accepted from other agents, including a sandwich plush toy and the "Felony Footlong" patch he put on his lunch box.

"If someone assaulted you, offended you, would you keep a memento of that assault? ... Of course not."
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The mediocre and “failing” career of Taylor Swift (TTPD was a DISASTER) is a “national security” EMERGENCY and the DUMB and TALENTLESS Jack Antohack who only knows one “type of sound” is making things WORSE! SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO SYNTHPOP! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
July 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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The EXACT runtime of Evanescence’s Bring Me to Life
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jul 15
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The IRA-ification of the PKK is gonna be a fucking nightmare for my bookshelves
February 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by Francis Austin
Love when the hardcore guy yells the name of the band. Like, “yeah buddy. That’s you. And I’m here for it.”
February 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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>we should annex the Panama Canal and Greenland, start a war in Mexico, and make Canada the 51st state
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
It's so fucking over
XI JINPING PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU SEND IN THE PLA WE’RE A FAILED STATE
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM