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As a corporate whore, this Strands puzzle made me cringe. Why are we like this?

Strands #628
“Heard at the board meeting”
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November 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Can we have a list of all the other reporters on that plane so we can ask them to explain themselves for not saying anything to Trump about his “quiet piggy” remark? We need to blow up their inboxes too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Finally, a perfect Strands game! Spangram first, no hints.

Strands #619
“How puzzling”
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November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
WTF is I-Ching? Still got it though.
Connections
Puzzle #881
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Been waiting to use this word forever as soon as I saw three of my starting letters work: Wordle 1,594 2/6*

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October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A lucky par today, didn’t require too much thinking and a little luck to pick the right remaining letter: Wordle 1,587 3/6*

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October 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Not often that I get the Spangram first!

Strands #595
“For the picking”
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October 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Well there goes the streak. Got caught trying to find the right final letter in a common word. Wordle 1,576 X/6

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October 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The fuck your feelings crowd is now catching feelings. Boo hoo!
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Here we go again
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky was without porn bots for me for a while. No more, seems like they are targeting me right now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
WTF is Turbinado sugar?
September 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
2 pm today:
September 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Phew. Tricky today.

Wordle 1,523 6/6

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August 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
At least it looks pretty Wordle 1,510 4/6

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August 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Sunday Wordle made more difficult by guessing last 3 letters then getting unlucky with resulting guesses. Wordle 1,457 5/6

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June 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The Wordle today, Friday, is going to be very difficult except word nerds and boaters. Wordle 1,455 4/6

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June 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Honestly this was such a cute and fun strands game today. Strands #459
“Mary, Mary, quite ...”
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June 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Holy crap that was difficult for me today. Wordle 1,440 6/6

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May 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
As a car nut it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out strands today. Dang. Strands #438
“Animal drives”
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May 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Found the greatest one liner re: Golf Instruction ever: "Are you playing golf or are you re-enacting childhood trauma with your 7 iron?" #golf #golflessons @golfsidekick youtu.be/x2_YjxqSRN0?...
why you stay 'terrible' for 40 years (brutal honesty)
YouTube video by Golf Sidekick
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May 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM