Jules
foxpiratebard.bsky.social
Jules
@foxpiratebard.bsky.social
Writer, pagan, midwife, songwriter/guitarist, Larper. Catmum of 4 maniacs. Kevin's aunt. All Hozier all the time. Can't play B. Alter ego of Rain Lyesmith, though she has enough ego for both of us and certainly doesn't need her own altar.
One of my favourite Larp songs 😉
She’ll be like “I know a place” then take you to the center of a forest grove and transform you into a sprawling oak tree using ancient magic
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me inventing new trees, stones and animals for the fae novel series
Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called

Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird

Me: holy shit
March 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In addition to my previous post.
If anyone wants to be particularly officious, feel free to reference the park's foundation document, its official statement of purpose, which makes clear why it exists. www.nps.gov/ston/learn/h...
February 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don't know if support from the UK helps, but I've added my twopennorth. How fucking dare someone try to erase the T and Q+ and just leave it as 'LGB'. Can't spell Stonewall without the T.
February 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reposted by Jules
having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all
February 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I also wish to get in the hippo, comrade Jorts. I hope there's room.
Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo
February 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
<rye smile>
😉
Wayte until you see the newe follow-up businesse: Panera Circuses
February 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Jean! I've never seen her before. She is not a myth.
Oh Jean is on her hind legs locked in. You’re so cooked, you won’t even see her next move
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Always down to see cool rocks.
If you really need to keep scrolling, consider a nice rockhounding forum where everyone shows each other a cool rock they found.

The other stuff will still be there in a few hours and you’ll have seen some neat rocks
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
JORTS* IS ON BLUESKY. I'm so happy
*and Jean
You said you were too busy to play with me but you’re literally just eating candy and reading wikipedia articles about mummies
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Jules
Mary Beard said that there was no such thing as a Roman salute and she should know.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trying Bluesky again. Follow my young small nephew, he's adorable.
January 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM