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I have a relatively pristine copy of this sitting on the shelf, and every time I look over at this cover it makes me smile. Jumping Flash rules so hard
We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have a relatively pristine copy of this sitting on the shelf, and every time I look over at this cover it makes me smile. Jumping Flash rules so hard
MY HUSBAND: What are you going to do while I'm gone this week? Watch one of those Claude Chabrol movies from that box set, or that Tarkovsky you got?
ME: Oh, yeah, probably...
ME, 24 HOURS LATER, WATCHING 'PHYSICAL: ASIA': You're up against Eddie in the bag toss? You poor bastard. You're fucked.
ME: Oh, yeah, probably...
ME, 24 HOURS LATER, WATCHING 'PHYSICAL: ASIA': You're up against Eddie in the bag toss? You poor bastard. You're fucked.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
MY HUSBAND: What are you going to do while I'm gone this week? Watch one of those Claude Chabrol movies from that box set, or that Tarkovsky you got?
ME: Oh, yeah, probably...
ME, 24 HOURS LATER, WATCHING 'PHYSICAL: ASIA': You're up against Eddie in the bag toss? You poor bastard. You're fucked.
ME: Oh, yeah, probably...
ME, 24 HOURS LATER, WATCHING 'PHYSICAL: ASIA': You're up against Eddie in the bag toss? You poor bastard. You're fucked.
Hi yes hello I would like *more* directors to reference Jarman’s set design for The Devils, but more explicitly. Give me that theatrical modernism as juxtaposition to the understood gothic elements of the setting. Bonus points if its 70s retro modernism.
Five films that influenced Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein 👀
View the list here: boxd.it/PXayA Frankenstein is now streaming on Netflix.
View the list here: boxd.it/PXayA Frankenstein is now streaming on Netflix.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hi yes hello I would like *more* directors to reference Jarman’s set design for The Devils, but more explicitly. Give me that theatrical modernism as juxtaposition to the understood gothic elements of the setting. Bonus points if its 70s retro modernism.
the face / the summer scent / the winter scent
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the face / the summer scent / the winter scent
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DARK ARMS: BEAST BUSTER 1999
NOISE FACTORY 1999
(Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)
NOISE FACTORY 1999
(Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DARK ARMS: BEAST BUSTER 1999
NOISE FACTORY 1999
(Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)
NOISE FACTORY 1999
(Captured on Neo Geo Pocket Color)
YouTube has recently decided that it REALLY wants to show me some kind of SEO slop ads about gut health, so I’m now consistently getting placements shouting about poop in front of the chill ambient sets I’m trying to play
The future is so aggressively dumb
The future is so aggressively dumb
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
YouTube has recently decided that it REALLY wants to show me some kind of SEO slop ads about gut health, so I’m now consistently getting placements shouting about poop in front of the chill ambient sets I’m trying to play
The future is so aggressively dumb
The future is so aggressively dumb
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
Exorcist 3 absolutely rips. It's got its rough edges (Kinderman's dream, the pacing) but it's also got some great heights (the hallway sequence, the visuals, the carp!). I feel like I've been seeing people bite the visuals in this for years and years, even excluding Clock Tower.
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Exorcist 3 absolutely rips. It's got its rough edges (Kinderman's dream, the pacing) but it's also got some great heights (the hallway sequence, the visuals, the carp!). I feel like I've been seeing people bite the visuals in this for years and years, even excluding Clock Tower.
The FMV games exhibit at the retro gaming con had the same MYST hat I was wearing on display in the exhibit. Gonna crumble into old old dust brb
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The FMV games exhibit at the retro gaming con had the same MYST hat I was wearing on display in the exhibit. Gonna crumble into old old dust brb
Watched From Beyond for the first time - truly the single goopiest movie I've ever seen. So much slime, blood, ooze, and goop in every scene. The gelatin budget on this thing must've been *insane*. A little Hellraiser, a little Prince of Darkness, a whole lot Looney Tunes.
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Watched From Beyond for the first time - truly the single goopiest movie I've ever seen. So much slime, blood, ooze, and goop in every scene. The gelatin budget on this thing must've been *insane*. A little Hellraiser, a little Prince of Darkness, a whole lot Looney Tunes.
Finally arrived at that brief window where I can comfortably wear a nice wool jacket outside
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Finally arrived at that brief window where I can comfortably wear a nice wool jacket outside
Genuinely really enjoying Baby Steps and think it might somehow be one of my favorite games of 2025? It’s very abrasive in a lot of ways, but it’s also the most pleasantly game-like thing I’ve run into in a while. Nothing matters, so why not climb a tree to get a dumb hat?
October 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Genuinely really enjoying Baby Steps and think it might somehow be one of my favorite games of 2025? It’s very abrasive in a lot of ways, but it’s also the most pleasantly game-like thing I’ve run into in a while. Nothing matters, so why not climb a tree to get a dumb hat?
Asked the local bookstore to hold a copy of the new Pynchon. None of the staff had heard of him before, and when I arrived to pick it up they cheerily offered me a promotional tote from the publisher as I was “the first person to express interest in the book”
Not looking good for our boy Tommy P
Not looking good for our boy Tommy P
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Asked the local bookstore to hold a copy of the new Pynchon. None of the staff had heard of him before, and when I arrived to pick it up they cheerily offered me a promotional tote from the publisher as I was “the first person to express interest in the book”
Not looking good for our boy Tommy P
Not looking good for our boy Tommy P
Love that Bats (1999) goes full fuck-it mode for the climax and decides to interpret the script's setting (bottom of a mine shaft, activating an ultra-high-powered refridgeration unit) through the lens of an outer space picture. You can't tell me this shit isn't made with remnants from Armageddon.
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Love that Bats (1999) goes full fuck-it mode for the climax and decides to interpret the script's setting (bottom of a mine shaft, activating an ultra-high-powered refridgeration unit) through the lens of an outer space picture. You can't tell me this shit isn't made with remnants from Armageddon.
Rereading Vineland after seeing OBAA last weekend, and it’s really reminding me why I loved it so much in the first place. There’s a kind of immediacy and sense of place from the jump that I never really got from Pynchon’s other stuff, it’s like catnip
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Rereading Vineland after seeing OBAA last weekend, and it’s really reminding me why I loved it so much in the first place. There’s a kind of immediacy and sense of place from the jump that I never really got from Pynchon’s other stuff, it’s like catnip
Chronologically, my picks have been:
- Suspiria (college, watched what I could find at 49c Video)
- Deep Red (grad school, thinking about how cool it'd be to live in rome esp if I get embroiled in a murder mystery)
- Opera (got a job, realized the one that's an extended kink scenario is the best)
- Suspiria (college, watched what I could find at 49c Video)
- Deep Red (grad school, thinking about how cool it'd be to live in rome esp if I get embroiled in a murder mystery)
- Opera (got a job, realized the one that's an extended kink scenario is the best)
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Chronologically, my picks have been:
- Suspiria (college, watched what I could find at 49c Video)
- Deep Red (grad school, thinking about how cool it'd be to live in rome esp if I get embroiled in a murder mystery)
- Opera (got a job, realized the one that's an extended kink scenario is the best)
- Suspiria (college, watched what I could find at 49c Video)
- Deep Red (grad school, thinking about how cool it'd be to live in rome esp if I get embroiled in a murder mystery)
- Opera (got a job, realized the one that's an extended kink scenario is the best)
It’s Bandcamp Friday, the most artist-supportingest day of the month! If, like me, you always intend on picking something up but don’t have a wishlist built out, here’s some stuff I’ve been enjoying this year…
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s Bandcamp Friday, the most artist-supportingest day of the month! If, like me, you always intend on picking something up but don’t have a wishlist built out, here’s some stuff I’ve been enjoying this year…
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saturn fan, magazine, cover (1995) archive.org/details/satu...
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
saturn fan, magazine, cover (1995) archive.org/details/satu...
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people/link, internet provider, print ad, imagery (1985) archive.org/details/1985...
September 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
people/link, internet provider, print ad, imagery (1985) archive.org/details/1985...
Love fall, the season where I am at my emotional peak but also can see six months of grey weather unfolding before me like an unholy prophecy
September 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Love fall, the season where I am at my emotional peak but also can see six months of grey weather unfolding before me like an unholy prophecy
I’ve been watching old episodes of Hometown and the way I NEED to have brick flooring. Unhealthy. Lustful.
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’ve been watching old episodes of Hometown and the way I NEED to have brick flooring. Unhealthy. Lustful.
Gotta eat a giant plate of chongquing chicken every once in a while to remind your tastebuds who’s boss
August 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Gotta eat a giant plate of chongquing chicken every once in a while to remind your tastebuds who’s boss
It's labor day weekend eve, so remember to give your local union member a little kiss (if they consent and doing so wouldn't put either of you in a situation where you're violating OSHA)
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's labor day weekend eve, so remember to give your local union member a little kiss (if they consent and doing so wouldn't put either of you in a situation where you're violating OSHA)
I am, as they say, back on my bullshit
August 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I am, as they say, back on my bullshit