reili von wildcat 💕
@flyingthesky.bsky.social
Herbs are the highest vibe plants around. Use crushed crystal to align the chi of your grapes. Burger King Donkey Kong is killing CA. (it/she. probably NSFW.)
not shen yun season again ☠️
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 AM
not shen yun season again ☠️
i think going into the jungle and getting a literal brainworm disqualifies you from giving health advice
November 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
i think going into the jungle and getting a literal brainworm disqualifies you from giving health advice
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Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much
September 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much
can't believe hoyoverse might be sniping me out of orbit with a shark girl. this feels so pointed as person who refuses to play hoyoverse games
July 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM
can't believe hoyoverse might be sniping me out of orbit with a shark girl. this feels so pointed as person who refuses to play hoyoverse games
> sees a sprinkler at 2pm
> immediately thinks "well that's illegal"
> abruptly remembers i live in fucking chicago and have for like four years now and that is not, in fact, illegal. it's just stupid.
> immediately thinks "well that's illegal"
> abruptly remembers i live in fucking chicago and have for like four years now and that is not, in fact, illegal. it's just stupid.
June 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
> sees a sprinkler at 2pm
> immediately thinks "well that's illegal"
> abruptly remembers i live in fucking chicago and have for like four years now and that is not, in fact, illegal. it's just stupid.
> immediately thinks "well that's illegal"
> abruptly remembers i live in fucking chicago and have for like four years now and that is not, in fact, illegal. it's just stupid.
lets an entire three minute jeremy's razors ad play so i know he had to pay for it
May 24, 2024 at 10:28 AM
lets an entire three minute jeremy's razors ad play so i know he had to pay for it
contemplates baking a cake because i want french toast and the best french toast starts with pound cake
May 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
contemplates baking a cake because i want french toast and the best french toast starts with pound cake
every single bulb in this apartment is some kind of weird, specialty bulb so every time one goes out i send in a maintenance request like "hey i would replace this myself but i don't know what the fuck it is"
April 20, 2024 at 12:59 AM
every single bulb in this apartment is some kind of weird, specialty bulb so every time one goes out i send in a maintenance request like "hey i would replace this myself but i don't know what the fuck it is"
sometimes i'm not actually sure how i poisoned my data. like lately i've been getting a bunch of ads for pizza ovens and i keep clicking on them because i think this is really funny if advertisers think i'm gonna buy a pizza oven for my nonexistent children but idk how i got them in the first place
April 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
sometimes i'm not actually sure how i poisoned my data. like lately i've been getting a bunch of ads for pizza ovens and i keep clicking on them because i think this is really funny if advertisers think i'm gonna buy a pizza oven for my nonexistent children but idk how i got them in the first place
hey how are we feeling that the bts drama finally surfaced from whatever crypto hole it fell into and it costs NINETY real world dollars to watch
April 12, 2024 at 6:59 AM
hey how are we feeling that the bts drama finally surfaced from whatever crypto hole it fell into and it costs NINETY real world dollars to watch
cravity covering fighting by bss because they realized "cravity" is also three syllables is the kind of silly kpop content i care about thank you youtube
April 12, 2024 at 3:46 AM
cravity covering fighting by bss because they realized "cravity" is also three syllables is the kind of silly kpop content i care about thank you youtube
sometimes you've been putting off trimming your ends because you're lazy but your hair is bleached and you wash it and the ends are crunchy even though the rest is perfectly soft and you're like "oh.... okay yeah time to trim my fucking ends"
April 6, 2024 at 9:38 PM
sometimes you've been putting off trimming your ends because you're lazy but your hair is bleached and you wash it and the ends are crunchy even though the rest is perfectly soft and you're like "oh.... okay yeah time to trim my fucking ends"
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A terminology proposal:
April 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
A terminology proposal:
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Patreon, Squarespace, Gumroad. My hand slipped and I contacted the ACLU and the MA Bar Association for legal assistance. If you’ve been fucked over by draconian nsfw bans please join my Mastercard Injury Mailing List.
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March 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Patreon, Squarespace, Gumroad. My hand slipped and I contacted the ACLU and the MA Bar Association for legal assistance. If you’ve been fucked over by draconian nsfw bans please join my Mastercard Injury Mailing List.
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fusion food or "hey could i make okonomiyaki in a taiyaki pan? it is, after all, お好み"
March 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
fusion food or "hey could i make okonomiyaki in a taiyaki pan? it is, after all, お好み"
every time someone describes cinnamon as sweet a compilation of clips from various people the cinnamon challenge scrolls across my face at 70% opacity which is how you know i should probably go outside more
March 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every time someone describes cinnamon as sweet a compilation of clips from various people the cinnamon challenge scrolls across my face at 70% opacity which is how you know i should probably go outside more
being an adult is irrigating your eyes when you start having weird allergic reactions and not just waiting around for it to clear because you have so many mysterious allergic reactions in a given month you forget that sometimes you can just clear them up
February 23, 2024 at 11:09 AM
being an adult is irrigating your eyes when you start having weird allergic reactions and not just waiting around for it to clear because you have so many mysterious allergic reactions in a given month you forget that sometimes you can just clear them up
past me is always making things so fucking difficult for current me
February 12, 2024 at 9:31 AM
past me is always making things so fucking difficult for current me
hsr ad plays. hear "kafka stellaron hunter." quietly whisper "what the fuck is going on in that game" to myself.
February 2, 2024 at 9:59 AM
hsr ad plays. hear "kafka stellaron hunter." quietly whisper "what the fuck is going on in that game" to myself.
the concept of dead malls is so fascinating to me. not because i like urban exploring or something but because i'm from california and i didn't know malls were dying until other people explained how malls work in other states to me
January 31, 2024 at 10:13 AM
the concept of dead malls is so fascinating to me. not because i like urban exploring or something but because i'm from california and i didn't know malls were dying until other people explained how malls work in other states to me
for the past few days someone has been systematically reading all my hsm fic which is just, like. always so funny. i get more comments on those than anything else.
January 25, 2024 at 12:23 PM
for the past few days someone has been systematically reading all my hsm fic which is just, like. always so funny. i get more comments on those than anything else.
unclear if this funny little omegaverse novel will ever see the light of day but it is really funny to just name my characters in the most confusing way possible. at all times my writing style is looking at the reader and going "don't ask stupid questions. keep up."
January 18, 2024 at 7:01 AM
unclear if this funny little omegaverse novel will ever see the light of day but it is really funny to just name my characters in the most confusing way possible. at all times my writing style is looking at the reader and going "don't ask stupid questions. keep up."
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This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
January 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This might be the best paragraph ever written in human history.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
From @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s Gentle Writing Advice.
oh god new form of shen yun propaganda dropped they have the dancers running a youtube channel
January 11, 2024 at 7:49 AM
oh god new form of shen yun propaganda dropped they have the dancers running a youtube channel
youtube keeps playing me crunchyroll one piece ads EXCLUSIVELY in japanese and i don't have the heart to tell them the bf is the one watching it on my netflix account
January 5, 2024 at 10:40 AM
youtube keeps playing me crunchyroll one piece ads EXCLUSIVELY in japanese and i don't have the heart to tell them the bf is the one watching it on my netflix account